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    Chuck Norris's farts? According to the www, hen Chuck Norris farts, several hundred species go extinct. Dinosaurs were around the last time Chuck Norris farted, let
  2. Mtndog
    Richard, how's that popcorn? :lol: :lol: I don't know....it looked like leap frog to me but both my friend and hubby said NO WAY- total tea-bagging NO way I am eating gluten.......got plenty of gas without it anyway :lol: I got jipped grandma wise too........everyone but my dad's dad was gone before I was born Oh........pic of Uncle...
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    Uhm....it was my friend Vicki explaining "OMG- did you see that? He totally teabagged that player??????????" A Dallas player teabgged a Patriot on the soulder. Not sure if it was on purpose, but I had NO idea what it meant. was promptly infpormed and could NOT keep it to myself!!!!!!!! OMG- speaking of farts, Angus is sleeping and laying out some VERY...
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    OMG- that is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it seems more like it would fit what a man has to do after he pees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I learned a frightening new term last night watching the Dallas/ New England football game. Uhm, "teabagging" If you go to Open Original Shared Link you can find out what it means. Carla- We went Open Original...
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    OMGosh- so much catching up to do...I run away for a romantic weekend and find you sillies have gone CRAZEEEEE- the lunatics are running the asylum (YES!!!!!!!) Boobs: 38 long and Mestrogen :lol: :lol: Owie on the hideous female trifecta Susie- Hope it's better!!!!!!!! I love ethopian food but the bread is SO gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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    Agreed. And yes, Patti is a woman. Slow Tuesday indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: The Queen humbly apologizes for making the King blusheth! BRING ON THE MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!
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    OmG- I'm gonna die :lol: :lol: Patti said "I love me some Chuck Norris" I think Patti know what Chuck Norris would NOT do for love....c'mon Patti...fess up! Chuck's new theme song? Open Original Shared Link Only a woman Can brighten up my day Only a woman Can touch me the right way Only a woman Is allowed to do what you...
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    And look what happened the LAST time he was going to get married: Chuck Norris had a bachelor party once. He ate the whole cake before his friend got to tell him that a stripper was inside it.
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    OMG- I think I just wet my (sweat)pants. Chuck Norris would do ANYTHING for love, but would he let his girlfriend use real toilet paper instead of HIS TOILET PAPER!
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    GOING TO DIE LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: Oh great King, we have a Open Original Shared Link In fact there's a picture of you <-------------------------- Please keep in mind the following: Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. (so no need for Mr Hesto ) There is no theory of evolution...
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    OMG- now I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: OK- the Care Bears stay (see I am a reasonable leader ) as well as the sparkling tassel twirling, full strength mojitos, CHOCOLATE (so we can keep Donna and Julie), Sean Connery, Benicio del Toro and DEFINITELY Chuck "Roundhouse Kick" Norris. Wayne Newton? Hold me, I'm...
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    Tassels? SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    i WANT TO COME!!!!!! I must make a royal request.............NO FLIPPIN CARE BEARS. How about a mojito-dispensing Yeti float with Charlton Heston (GOOD GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and what we need is less care Bear...more TASSlE TWIRLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here ya go: Open Original Shared Link
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    I crown thee Village Wench OMG- Yeti Burritos (closest emoticon to licking your lips) YUMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Yeti will shovel off the roof of My Ice castle and THEN will make him into a burrito (sorry carla- this makes NO sense please disregard. However, in the spirit of all things spooky, I found GORGEOUS photos of Open Original Shared...
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    The only thing you need to know is after your herx is over, we will hold a parade in which we shall all ride in the Altoidmobile!!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r:
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    additions to said decree (stolen from Uncle ray): 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bas#@* who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared --...
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    I made my first troyal appearance today. You won't believe what happened! Queen Bev visits a major hospital to open a new ward. She is shown around first by a nurse so she can inspect the facilities. On her way, she hears orgasmic groans coming from a nearby room. She goes to the room to investigate and, upon arriving, finds that a man is masturbating...
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    I most humbly accept until page 300 and will sit on the throne in my Yeti proof house. The only things I will command my subjects to do are as follows: drink mojitos drink vodka drink champagne (Moet and Chandon Nectar Imperial!) trample on trampolines twirl tassles with bawdy debauchery (or in the men's cases do something wiith your ball bearings...
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    I know, I know...so sorry for hogging page 200. I am very sad today as I did NOT receive a Canadian house like Open Original Shared Link somewhere in the Canadian Rockies. Instead I gotOpen Original Shared Link. BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will accept the title of Princess Tickle Me Elbow until page 300 And yes, we need our KING!!!!!!! TASSLES<...
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    Haven't read but HAD to post this...hysterical: Butt measurement A man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day And the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape And measured the grill and then went...
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Carla- OUCH!!!!!!! Medieval mouth torture is right. Susie- nun joke VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!! OMG- yes, a genteel yet strong Southern man. Dublin personals- only in Dublin!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: KC and the Sunshine band OMG- I am the 200 crosser!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that calls for some humor. Multi-national personnel...
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    Futbol is soccer in Espanol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will is SO cute....can't stand it!!!!!!!! Janet- Yeah- horseback riding!!!!!!!! And yes, he does look like he is auditioning for The Blair Witch Project.
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    No way janet- that's crazy- I used to teach in the Boxford School system (warping young minds) :lol: !!!!!!!! Just saw your thread from August about riding- has your daughter gone yet? I LOVE horses and riding :wub: Top 10 Spookey Things from a horse's point of view 10. Blowing Paper: "At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering...
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    OH YEAH- total agreement here. Wish we were more into futbol as a country instead of football. Sarah- Can you have a party tomorrow??? That sounds AWESOMe (oh wait- assumed I could invite myself )
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    Sunday Silly- A Hole Behind A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied,
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