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  1. I got this one from Metta: HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER: Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. ...
  2. Here's helpful list too: Open Original Shared Link
  3. Hard cider like Woodchuck might be good. Watch out for the bottled Smirnoff drinks...I think a lot of them have malt in them.
  4. Black ones with pink parachute pants and pink ones with black parachute pants.
  5. OMGAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can's stand it.....I LOVE flirtinis. Yum yum yum yum! Tom- If you had a mullet, no worries as I had a "Pat Benatar" in 1982- replete with blonde streak.
  6. OK- o more wives for Tom. We are ALL simultaneously divorcing you so you can dust off your cyber-shelf (sounds somewhat strange to me ) I MISS RICHARD (TRITICUS TOXICUM) too- so much. That guy was SO funny. He was not easily scared by our "heady scent' as he had a wife and 2 daughters. But, he had the AUDACITY to get a job that did not allow hime to...
  7. Yes! Excellent on the Defcon....OK Tom, don't you ever watch Big Love on HBO (Bill Paxton, Jean Triplehorn). He has three wives and NEVER does housework. We are ONLY your VIRTUAL wives! OK- I concede, I shall watch Posh Spice's show as I lurve British humor! OMG- Nikki- in the 90's there was a song called "Bo's Yer Uncle" (forget the band) but I...
  8. OMG_ I almost peed my pants on DEFCON ONE (Having had Defcom 1, 2 and 3 myself today). Mtndog is a VERY hurting [puppy today (too much fun over weekend, but no sleep last night due to horrid dreams. thus Mtndog is taking a strong painkiller today that has actually killed my brain. OK- Tom, the twin. This MIGHT make you feel better. My name is Beverly...
  9. OMG- Elye------so so so HAPPY to have you hear!Tom needed another wife anyway and i have missed you lady. I know you- you'll fit right in! Boy these were the days. No censors! THE ORIGINAL HOLLYWOOD SQUARES!! If you remember The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this will bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and...
  10. OMG- that's me. Here's another one from my crazy uncle: Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ? *I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached...
  11. Agreed. Could be the lactose or the Lay's (Stax? I think they have soy) that caused the D. Or apparently Frito Lay is CC'ing a lot of stuff lately. I can't eat them anymore. I'm wondering if the numbness, leg and pain the groin/hip could be sciatic? Is it all on the same side? When I had sciatica my entire left leg went numb and tingly and I limped for...
  12. Lisa- I would think that hydrogen peroxide would probably not be a good thing to soak food in if you are sensitive. Lisa- Hang in there please and go get some help. I know you don't want to go to the ER but you may need IV nutrition until your system settles down enough to start digesting and retaining nutrients. If you get too dehydrated, you will get even...
  13. Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whenever i write out a check to my sister, I always write for: Sex and drugs Bet the bank sees some funny stuff!!!
  14. Befuddling indeed. Those EVIL herxes are not a regularly scheduled event yey- but we just found out our friend in Sf is getting married Sept 29 in Sf so we are thinking about coming out then. If we do we will probably go out to Sonoma (I dream of calistoga at least once a week) Big Sur or Yosemite faster than you can can say Tuolumne Meadows!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
  15. Tom- That is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so jealous. It's near Yosemite. Here's the link for directions you lucky goober! Open Original Shared Link have I mentioned I'm jealous? Kiss Yosemite ground (or at least a tree!) for me. I miss it there SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much (that and Big Sur) Can I come back?
  16. Is there anyone that can resist sweet Mia? NOPE! :wub: thank you sweet lady. i am feeling better physically and emotionally. Jin- (Sing to the tune of "If You Like Pina Colada") If you like barium colada And being in abdominal pain If you are not into yoga And need a reason to complain OMG LMAO! Beautiful rachel- Great article....
  17. Laura- Just wanted to say good luck tomorrow...barium-yuck Judy- I see you :wub: How'd it go?
  18. OMG- hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: What do Britney Spears and Pepsi have in common? They both come with plastic jugs
  19. :lol: :lol: Here's one: Grow your own dope, Plant a man!
  20. OMG- GOOSEY WAS IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lisa- If you see this- :wub:
  21. OMG- Jestgar...you scared the S%&t out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you were serious and I thought, man the WORLD had really gone to h*@ll in a handbasket....... Phew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  22. You guys are all so sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: But alas, like Rachel, I need a break from the board (as I post anyway). Everytime I open my email I see more PM's about arguments on threads and what-not going on and right now I gotta take care of me. The abx are killing my tummy and I'm feeling pretty down. So, I'm going to go sit in my nice cool...
  23. Hi celiac3270! Miss you and Kaiti a lot! I have one suggestion. A former member here used to say, if you don't believe that gluten in shampoo and conditioner gets in your mouth, try this test: Wash your hair with baking soda and since it's VERY salty, you will be able to judge just how much you actually ingest.
  24. OMG LMAO...thank God I'm married cuz I am a dork with my dog. You gotta see this: Open Original Shared Link
  25. OMG...this killed me too!!!!!!!! :D :D And you can CLIMB!!!!!!!!!! wahoo!!!!!!!!!!! Decolletage is such a great word...leave it to the French to make cleavage as classy as possible.
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