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Darn210

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  1. I see you Tom!!! What the Hell are you doing up so early? . . . Especially since you were up late!!!
  2. I couldn't do it Susie . . . I was trying to seriously answer this question and it got too involved, very quickly. So here is the silly (but still true) answer: I hear what my friends and neighbors say about their husbands and see what their husbands are like and thank God every day that I've got the one that I've got. Not that I don't like these guys...
  3. ROFL Lisa, I have to tell you . . . I had to google to find out what you were talking about. I envisioned one of those hats that you put a can of beer on each side and then there is tubing to suck the beer out of. Of course since it was for chickens . . . the hat would fit on a chicken head? . . . or perhaps the head of someone who was always afraid...
  4. See, and I thought the black box was being used to censor Tom which of course let me to think it was a bad word which then made me think . . . hmmmm, how do those Catholics get all those kids? Right after Mass, you say? Susie, if you quote Tom, you can see the spoiler command . . . I've learned something today, too. Hmmm, old dog . . . new trick!
  5. Hi Julie and Welcome, Here is a good link Open Original Shared Link This is a list of companies that list their gluten on their labels. That means you can go to the regular grocery store and READ the label. You will not have to call for an interpretation of a vague ingredient such as "natural flavoring". Kraft and Oscar Mayer (part of Kraft...
  6. Perhaps I'm psychic . . . perhaps I'm not a newbie at all . . . perhaps I'm pulling a Murph and have come back under a new name . . . perhaps I have no life and I read the archives. I can't even tell you where I read about your donut rations.
  7. AHAAAAA!!!!!! FOUND IT!!!!!! Of course, next time I need to use it, I won't remember what to do!!
  8. What??!!? ?? On the right??? Perhaps Emily could do a flow chart . . . she's famous for them, you know.
  9. And love the new Av, Jess. Really puts me in the Christmas spirit. No, No, No. In order to pluralize thou, you must add an s. . . thus. . . thous. No, twas a wireless connection issue. Tweren't no back button nor triangle that was gonna save that post.
  10. Yes, quite necessary to use the words over and over until I, too, can use them in a sentence. I had to go back to dictionary.com and look it up AGAIN (after contemplating if this was one of the real words or not.) My friend Ameliorate the whole batch of cookies.
  11. No No No . . . you don't turn a phrase like that when your funny is gone. I KNOW!!!! I keep checking, but nobody is posting. I'm going to have to pull a Carla and quote myself (whilst eating three crumbs of a donut).
  12. You can also use fruity pebbles for this. Cheaper. Pretty. But lots of sugar!
  13. Hell No . . . you're not getting any credit!!!! I just said I was using it in my letter. It's a fictionlized memoir of my past year! Did you guys know I was a ghost writer for A Million Little Pieces.
  14. How many stamps do you think that would take?
  15. Well, my fingers are about to fall off. I wrote a manuscript on another thread and hit the post butten and . . . poof . . . it was gone. Had to rewrite it again. That's not funny, all my silly leaked out whilst typing. To make matters worse, I'm in the middle of our annual Christmas letter. I pride myself on our family letter. There is no mention...
  16. I would accept them, thank them, and then use them for a neighborhood or work or extended family pitchin/get-together. Then if down the line they remember or realize that they gave you something you couldn't have and then asked you about it. . . you can tell them what you used it for and that the real gift was the time it saved you from having to shop for...
  17. You wore a lab coat. You were also trying to tell everyone that you were wearing Ugg's new fur boots but we all know you were going barefoot . . .
  18. Oh Yes!!! They remember!! In fact WE ALL remember!! We all received a memo(with photo) describing what you wore last year!!! Don't think you're going to get away with that again! And pllleeeeaaaaaasssse do something different with your hair!!! There . . . does that help the stress level a little?
  19. My weren't you all busy while I was gone to the peidatrician . . . AGAIN!!! My daughter does NOT have strep (although her medication may have messed up the results) so we have both a strep cootie and a stomach virus cootie simultaneously inahbitating household (although, no chicken butt cooties). This may turn into ALL kinds of fun. How long is...
  20. *GASP* Uh Oh, he's become a fan of American Football!!! That's not going to go over well at all.
  21. How big are these little people? Could they perhaps live in the bathroom cabinet under the sink? Under the bed? I think a drawer would be far too small. Could you give them a wee bit of room in the guest room closet? As does Janet :lol:
  22. Is this yeti-sized confetti? Yeti-shaped confetti? Confetti made from mummified yeti? A Sue-Dough-Nim for yeti skat? Since we all know that Tom will be two in February. Perhaps we need to move this conversation back to the Silly Thread . . . How am I suppose to keep up with TWO threads like this?
  23. Sillyville Memo in Reference to Tom's Av Caption: Do these come in Yeti sizes? Poodle earmuffs come in the following sizes: Toy, Minature, SubStandard, and Standard. They are available in a variety of coloUrs with a "dyed-to-match" option available with the white poodle for an extra fee.
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