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  1. mimommy
    Wal-Mart is Everywhere. It's all a part of the capitalistic plot to de prioritise disenfranchise the world. WIH--can kahlua possibly make me more cynical? And you, too, can have fun with online dictionaries: Open Original Shared Link Open Original Shared Link Sasha likes
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    Ummm...o-kay. Thanks for sharing, Jess. What in hell? Uh, yeah, I uh, hate it when that happens. Try to sound understanding
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    Was this when she was defendin' the poor fuzzy, or was she for the prosecution? MockbNy nynctbiN xopowNN! --------------------------------- Muscovite fuzzy good!
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    Whadda matter, Jess? Come sit with momma Mimmsy. Alexander will rub your feet.
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    <<snicker>> Strikes me as hilarious Yes, me fuzzy is quite magical, too.
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    Hey Peter--what do you know about Nutro brand? I have been feeding it to my dog with no probs, but hear rumours it makes some dogs sick.
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    Oh s$#&skies. I made the mistake of leaving the relative purity of me office space here and walked by th tv where me hubba-hubba husband was watching the news. All talk about the UAW (current and retired) making concessions to Fiat. Oh mother of all that is holy in this world. Can you say ROBBER BARONS? Can you say OPPORTUNISTIC BASTICHES? I shall...
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    His name is Anekcahap--Alexander. He is from da Ukraine. He calls me his little Hora (little foot).
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    Oh, yes...that's what I like. Mmmm--no, no--don't stop. So...creamy. So...silky. Oh. Oh my God. I'm having a white russian. Care to join me?
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    Judy, you must be tired, Love. Come, sit, have a drink with me. **snicker** I've 'ad me shower. Made it a cool one to try to reduce the smelling swelling of my feets. Trying to get a comb thru me dred wet locks. Seriously may indulge in a kahlua after my girl hits the sack But, honestly would rather have a glass of...wine? ...
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    In my case, PMS stands for: Pheet Mighty Swollen People May Suffer Pants May Shrink and Personalbodilyharm Maycometoanyonefoolishenoughto Startwithme And just the thought of opening my closet and seeing my clothes standing at attention like "OOOH, pick me, pick me" cracks me right up! Well now, I've heard of cotton...
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    Pssst... I forgot to add the fabric softener to the hot load. All of the socks and unmentionables came out extra-crispy. Do you think they'll notice?
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    Would love to send lasagne. Or even better, prepare for all of you in persona Sorry to hear you suffer from the thick ankles fat fingers edema like I do. It just started happening about 2 years ago. Such fun, and really adds to the summer wardrobe. A great addition to heat rash, sunburn, peeling layers of tan-in-a-can. Well, fiddle-me-ree-...
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    What an incredibly humbling story. I am sorry for the ordeal you have suffered through, and inspired and awed by your wit and strength. One of my few regrets in this life is that I never learned to play the violin. I love the sweet, sorrowful 'twang' more than any other form of music. My favorites: Open Original Shared Link ...
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    "Talkin to myself and feelin old..."
  16. mimommy
    Now, if he'd mentioned chin hair... Good joke from yer Pa. My friend's dad used to say, "It's rainin' cats and dogs--I just stepped in a poodle" Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk. If you want to know why I'm down, it's this grand Michigan living. Every day I talk to people who have lost their jobs, their homes are in foreclosure, they are on food stamps, or...
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    I got NADA. There's a bee the size of a brazil nut trying to get in me window. Sounds like a twin engine plane buzzin around. Prufrock--Poppycock!! I've got meself all depressed. Old and Tired, today. Cheer me up? Anybodee?
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    Wow, how quickly this spring weather changes, huh? I think you are now getting the storm system that passed through here earlier...it was 70 mile an hour winds, heavy rain, and hail a few hours ago. Run for cover, Peter! Just got home from work. You would think that I'd had enough typing and computers whilst there, but nae--came home and logged...
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    Please, PLEASE, bake for me one day. That sounds sooo wonderful Uh-oh, I think she's gonna blow Hang in there, Judy!!!! That's it???? Gosh you're such a tease, Peter. I vote for Alfred Griffin. Alfy for short. Go to bed. You'se need to sleep.
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    Da-hamn girlfriend, you sho'nuff know how to par-tay! The Beav said 'poopy cow'--twice!! Beverly, the things is...we do know how hairy you are. We were just being polite God bless the trouser trout I don't even bother to spellcheck anymore. A typo just makes it that much psillier You know where babies come from? They...
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    From: The Lovesong of Alfred J. Prufrock By T.S. Elliot... Do I dare Disturb the universe? In a minute there is time For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse... For I have known them all already, known them all: Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons, I have measured out my life with coffee spoons...
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    Hey!!! Something wrong w/ my quotes. A bunch got dumped when I added a reply?! Anyhoo... Alfred J. Prufrock (sp?) Yes, me bosoms blossom. Big, gigantic, watermelon blossoms Hate 'em!! Jolen and I are well acquainted OMG--One-Eyed Snake!! I forgot that one Nope, no stayin' home. I'll bee workin' tomorrow. Grocery...
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    Weenis <<snicker>>
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    Ha! You mean he'll be showing the Full Monte? Then we can all larf at his widdle-pee-nee (johnson, jack hammer, shwans, meat, loaf, trouser trout, pearl diver, little man, jock, manhood) Hope Suze is gettin' some shut eye "Aw man, why'd you let her nap so late? Now she'll never get to sleep tonight! I guess I'll just have to put...
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    Hey, do any of you guys get those awful spam e-mails like I do? Some of them are downright XXX, but most are from pharmaceutical contractors (er sumfin'). I have to look at the spam every day, because sometimes my real e-mail gets sent there--need to reset my cookies. So, who in H is Monte Mcgee, and for gads sakes, why is he trying to sell me VIAGRA?...
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