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  1. I think I've seen her ....is she a buxom bawdy babe who keeps a rifle behind the bar????
  2. I'm scared .....it's on wheels for Pete's sake!!! Think I might Ebay mine ...did he really say 'eh'?? Silly me - there he is!! GAWD - he's got alot of teef Patti's boys making dinner on the rug .....as she slept on the couch Sarah's exploding poop story .....again...
  3. GADS!!!!! Is that our Open Original Shared Link on a postcard????
  4. Morning all OMGaaawd Sarah!!!!!! ...been there...done that....got the t-shirt!!!!!!! Yes....laugh....so you don't KILL them with your bare hands My son (devil child) once threw a tin of gloss paint (whilst standing on the dining room table)...I swear it took him 3 seconds. The lid popped on impact - and as I calmly wiped...
  5. With a maple leaf flag wrapped round him Now my favoUrite AnglOemoticon (ha-HA..betcha yer didn't know we had them eh???) is the little guy with the plum in his mouth (with a bowler hat) who is frightfully posh darling Emily - shall *I* tell the yanks 'we' commonwealthers can see each others native Emoticons?? (If you're American...
  6. ...love those Dingo moments Peter, goes about his daily business, stoically suffering all kinds of marital heiousities - as I suspected he would. ...alway's makes me think of Hernia's Amanda - good gaaaaawd...no need to tell me about summer clothes too tight!!!!! ...BUT, my head did weigh in today at...
  7. Morning sillies!!! Another holiday today and it's snowing heavily. Last Easter we had a picnic in the garden as it was so warm T'is also a year since Terry & I gave up smoking!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, think I've blown it for tomorrow's weigh in ....I may have eaten my own head weight (or is it my body weight) in chocolate .....I'm...
  8. Happy Easter peeps!! Em, good news on your Dad -AND cracking jokes eh?? .......EXCELLENT!!!!!!!! So much chocolate -help meeeeee!!!
  9. .....but just think Sarah, soon (when you + yours are BETTER!) you could one day be working with people like
  10. UN-medicated, UN-gluten-free and currently missing Gotta keep laughing peeps Yes, agreed,some of our sillies are DOWN but NEVER OUT!! sooner or later WE keep bouncing back ...COS we are STRONG!!!!! ....<that sounded really corny ....but you know what I mean >
  11. GAD!! Here, smarties are like M+M's , and 'peeps' are ....well.....people So, I suggest you forget the ham (too much if you are eating people as well) Hubby shall be doing dinner Sunday, Roast Lamb, Yorshire Puddings, roast potatoes, loads of steamed veg (cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, cabbage, green beans) ...um...with mint...
  12. Evening peeps....hellascious day of devil child (sent home by teacher ) and sitting in traffic for HOURS just to travel a few miles BUT! Kitty Will is BACK but he's somehow lighter? Bev ALWAYS links to the best time sucking vortexs ...and OMG !!...I hear you on the chemist drug store affliction. Twinkly, sparkly...
  13. Patti you NUT!!!! (luv the new av ) T'is Terry that can't look wee Willie in the eye
  14. Buffalo wings ..........you guys He meets up with everyone on the 11th April - but they fly the next day <nervous yet excited face> Oh CHA - CHING!!!!!!!!!! ...hateful users of medieval mouth torture!!!!!!!!!!!! .....where ARE your spectacles again??......you'll note size 12 ,which...
  15. I think Terry & I are more excited!!! There is currently an advert repeatedly being shown on tv here for Disneyland.......everytime Alan sees it he shrieks ''I'm going!!!!'' ''I'm going!!!!!!''
  16. Emily -- good vibes to your Dad Yoda cat Emily, Open Original Shared Link is what you need to keep your drive clear of snow Patti - I wonder if your 'new' water has more minerals in it?? Whenever we've gone to Spain we've had to have bottled water - although there's nothing 'wrong' with their tap water, it just has got wayyy more...
  17. AMANDA!!! ....NO more sending me links of STUNNING purses!!......I MUST curb my spending ..toot sweet In fact, after receiving today's bank statement I am midst of a 'financial audit' ...god ONLY knows where all the money goes but it's GOT TO STOP!!!!!!!!!!! <I may be gone some time as I can't find my calculator > ...
  18. Morning peeps!! Much to comment on but have Bev'd it...... or is it Dingo'd it???? Oh my gaaaawd......Open Original Shared Link ....very slow - COME ON BIDDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
  19. Afternoon sillies!!! Emily, how's your Dad???? They don't let him phart there????? ....GADS,What kind of an establishment IS IT??!!! I have been busy today taking pics and listing some of my old tatt on Ebay...why only last week I sold a pair of jeans for
  20. Me too!!!! OMG!! How fantastic None of my family quite share my sense of humoUr (dunno why )...I was always the black sheep.................but how I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to laugh like that....shoulders shaking, chest bursting, eyes streaming FAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tel has come round to my curious humoUr (it's taken 20 yrs but I've worn him down...
  21. Good work Peter!! - alway's room for a joke in the workplace (whatever that is ) Eating my persongo, from the persongrove, I dodged a persongy cat, tripped and fell down the person hole. Luckily a personly person with impeccible personners pulled me out without personhandling me wackl indeed. Thinking positive thoughts for...
  22. There's no barley sugar in any of the honey's I buy here (England)
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