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  1. I see Susie is posting ( still makes me chuckle that I didn't know that username underlined /italics meant you're posting) ....but where is Kissey??? Ok, ..breaking news.....Amy Winehouse is launching her own Open Original Shared Link....('cos she's a style icon??? oooooh yeah - gotta get me some of that.........NOT!!!!!!! ) GAD...
  2. Oh my gAAAAAwd!!! - - - - Yes! Thankyou Emily!! BEV'S BACK!!!!!!!!!! (tanned, relaxed, gorgeous) Patti's boring birthday - never MIND - got LOADS of washing/drying to be done as well if you like Patti (do you like ironing too??) Kitty Will IS (to my shame) a scaredy cat....REFUSING to go out in the garden...mewing, crying ''let me in...
  3. Emily - you've not started wearing leather have you?? Agree Alex ......Patti is fab
  4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you have a fabulous day!!!!! xx
  5. ....and this is why you must get hardwood floors Well, have been a convert to Johnson's baby bath since the boys were babies (no SOAP in my house!!! ) ...but have never tried the lavendar for 2 reasons I might fall asleep I associate Lavendar with ye olde ladies .............but I shall give it the sniph test tomorrow...
  6. Oh patti you poor thing .....Terry's still really ill ....not lost his voice, but sounds like a teenage boy who's voice is breaking Amanda, don't feel guilty - naps are on the agenda everyday in my world A 20 minute 'power' naps keeps the engine running!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!!! Popping calf muscles!!!! ....and...
  7. HOLD ON!!!!!!!! Did someone say ?????????
  8. Good work Susie!!!! Patches sound marvellous!! Too cold to venture into the garden yet here I'm afraid gawd does it need tidying
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    Also to add children under 3 yrs old are notorious for not producing enough antibodies to gain a positive blood result. You could either push for an endoscopy in your little one or do a dietary trial. Good Luck
  10. NEEEARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <spit,spit,spit-rinse with industrial strength mouthwash again + again> GAHHHHHHHHHHHH..........the horror!!!!!!!!!!! Errrm, please do NOT feed cider to the diabetics - thankyou
  11. Oh GAD!!!!! .....CIDER = YUM (N.B. Cider should be pronounced like an English country farmer....... e.g Ooooh arrrrgh...I likes me ciderrrr I do) Every time I go past the Cider Aisle in Tesco's I always linger....staring at the various scrumptious (all gluten-free) varieties.....until Terry says ''Walk on Nik....you know you wouldn't get...
  12. Mew,mew,mew,MEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woof,woof-woof,growl,woof,WOOF,woof SCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I can hear Will & Angus trying to crawl out of Amy's 'hive...... but the harder they struggle - the more trapped they become!!!!!!!
  13. Emily's toenails & Gus's poo in picture frames???? ew! wait....misread it....it said pictures of A sickly individual indeed !! Poor Patti, ..having to do her own Chicken Soup .........along with Terry .....'cos I AIN'T Yeah...me too .....very handy though.
  14. I think it's the international winter 'season' for young boys to have nose bleeds ..........my 13 yr old burst in the other day hands cupped under his nose shouting ''MUM!!!!!!...NOSEBLEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''.....dripped it everywhere whilst I shouted at him to get to the bathroom I must admit ....my first thought was that he'd got into a fight (got a...
  15. Touche Janet!! ........but ......wait ........doesn't Becks live IN LA NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (that must be why ) Tom {{{{hugs}}}} mate
  16. Yup If you were to find a man wearing one on English soil he would have to be a foreigner
  17. GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The penile jokes are killing me!!!!!!!!!!!! Pee-nigh-all/pen-e-al......perphect dephinition Patti!!!! EW!!! .......also note the use of the word European. Technically Brits are part of the European Union but we are British..NEVER European.......and NO English man would wear a ''Banana...
  18. Mmmm, like denial I think ....Pee-Nigh-All
  19. Oooh.....and here's Susie......but will she even be able to contribute to our 'bloke' list ????.......has she only got eyes for SquatsWifDingos??????? Ok....off to google half the names ....wait .......SIMON COWELL?????? ...Amanda!!!!!!!!! (there is something about him though ......yeah....MONEY ) Gay Bread is easily recognisable...
  20. CONGRATS TO MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!! Patti's baking bread!!!!!! YUM (.......dear GOD!!..how HUNGRY AM I if I think gluten-free bread is yum........ weight loss diets can do strange things to people ) in her shiny new oven !! ...try not to get it dirty!!! I think we should compile yet another 'most fanciable man' list .........starting...
  21. Dunno how I missed this...... VOODOO POO?????? I really don't recommend dabbling with the occult Peter!! ..of COURSE!!! .....Jaquie drools over YOU.... .....right?????????
  22. Hi Jaquie ........... is it CSI????....Nick Stokes in your av... TOM!!! ..Love the fumanchu!!!
  23. ..........at age 40 you say?????....gawd ......and...... is it mumbling in French???? Ain't easy...but I MADE Bev speechless ...gotta watch 'Ramsay's kitchen nightmares' ...see you sillies later
  24. AH HA!!!!!!! .......Good detective work Darn210
  25. Yep, remindful of a HEINOUS two day hangover from Pernod (green guy) ......NEVER again
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