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  1. Ah yes! ''She who smokes the yeti poo have great knowledge'' YOU NUT!!!! I notice your text also gets smaller the nuttier you sound embarrassment??
  2. Either that ...or Scott sent him in as one of his most trusted mods (not like Bev) to see just what exactly we're all on about Darling of COURSE you will This sentence cracks me up - utter nonsense - I LOVE IT Nah - read the small print on the back of the can ''do NOT use on HOFF WEE ......apparently...
  3. Peter, Peter ...(he of splendiferous felines)......you are indeed a brave man to ....go back in this thread. Chardonnay (though nice) is not nearly up to the job and I would advise hard spirits liquor - it's v.dangerous and you may be gone for days lost in the Silly vortex..............good luck old chap....we'll be thinking of you!!!!
  4. Well I dunno about you folks but I'm still feeling knackered from last weeks shin-dig - - I just can't party like I used to! Susie said 'Arses' - (Mmmm - wondering to self - just what does 'Arses' sound like said with an American accent?? )
  5. I am glad I brought 'wee' to your attention It's difficult to predict just what wordage you guys might find funny - It all seems 'normal' wordage to me ...I do try to tone down my Englishness in writing
  6. Patti said 'capital idea' I had an idea Peter had a fine selection of cats I have had dogs and cats together but am down to 2 cats now (dog died 2 yrs ago) - I must admit I am more drawn to a cats superior aloofeness Kitty Will had his vaccination this morn - the vet warned it might make him a bit sleepy - -- he hasn't moved for hours...
  7. If I may correct you Julie it's spelt 'Bollocks' (extremely confident Scott's 'foul language filter' won't pick that one up ) Congrats Ptaum !! Hubby had his first after around 2 yrs gluten-free (boy did he turn it into 'man flu' instead of just a cold )
  8. ...we certainately do!!!! OMG...weeing yourself whilst throwing up!!!! ...how unfortunate GUS looks FABULOUS and I know he'd look superb in high heels
  9. Happy honeymoon!! What?! You guys don't have topless clerks in your tropical fish stores????.....how odd *GASP* ...a passing thought (I have many ).....Peter (psawyer) always seems to have fab looking cats in his avatar
  10. ...so it didn't say 'written by Terry about Nikki'......no,no of course NOT...*I* drink champagne .......
  11. Right ..tamale??.....eh? Y'all know I had to google it - - turns out it's like our very own 'Shepards Pie' We don't have pie crust on our pie...it has mashed potato with cheese on top YUMMMMM
  12. Loving Amanda's pics (and there's Mr Amanda at last!!) HUMAN TETRIS???..........looks great fun - crazy Japanese games Sarah's 'Blank Chequeck' OMG!!! DOGS ON EBAY!!!!!!!!!...........I dunno ...the very lengths Susie will go, the sheer trauma of a photo shoot on the girls (took hours! ...lighting and such.....she's a perfectionist ...
  13. OMG!!!....You should have heard the Yeti on the karaoke !!!! (he has a 'monster' hangover today) CONGRATULATIONS AMANDA!!!!!! .....But don't put your glass down yet!!! ....further celebrations for our former Queen Bev HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEV!!!!! (IT'S A big ONE ) PARTY ON PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!
  14. ...because of time zones an all I'm going to wish you all the best for tomorrow!!!!!!! HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY!!!!
  15. Clearly *I* have had more than my fair share of farty cats then (a London thing maybe ) Good plan - don't forget the special filter (yeti fur).....shell themed bathing suits??? Although I just don't know what it'll do to the yeti's hairdo (shells an' all)....but hey!! ...once it's over what does it matter WHAT we look like ?!?
  16. Ah can 'nae deny it - aye - it were tough Most excellent silliness Kind of the reverse in my house - all blame it on Daddy (easy target- bless 'im) Right now the Yeti beats ALL beings (can Yeti's get celiac disease? - and what the bloomin' 'eck has he been eating ) BTW - Bev - he's being difficult about...
  17. Do you think so? I find (+ I'm nay a coeliac folks) that vast amounts of fibre give me that healthy glow and sense of satifaction Too fresh for the Thriller dance I'm afraid ......oh what joy to be back in the bosom of my sillies
  18. Got you a fine set of moobs Tsk! Damn, MY life is sooo boring ....no *shirtless zombies*, no friends whos bf's are in the witness protection programME (who look like/are Richard, one + the same).........really must get out more.........
  19. Gawd!!! ....everyone thinks they looked tanned until they stand next to him
  20. OMG!!!! I'm back from being plunged into an internetLESS abyss.......It was awful and I don't want to talk about it..... SOOOO (A little tardy) Pinch, punch, first day of the month!!!!!! SO much has happened.....RG has passed away (he's the one WITH the glasses right Richard?? ) Bev + Emily are dirty scorpions (who's suprised...
  21. Real yetis skinny dip ...get yer mind out of the sewer Emily
  22. A new Queen was crowned whilst I slept!!! (sneaky) All hail Queen Amanda!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY !!!!! ...must catch up on posts...but isn't it weird that the board lets you write wanker (love that word!! ) but not sh#t ??? ...the 'W' word is a much stronger profanity here in Blighty. Carry on ......
  23. Cotillion I love the way this board teaches me about American culchure
  24. Why!!! Emily's ability to drink even the most hardened Lumberjacks under the table is legendary!!!!!!!!!
  25. Richard! I've heard it too (Sssch!) ...but have you heard???......Bev hasn't really got a Pneumatic chest...sorry...Pneumonia...but overdone the SOMA (The flashbacks are giving her some trouble) HARUMPH!!! It's just not fair!!!!!!!! I NEEDS ME SOME SOMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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