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  1. TriticusToxicum
    Never saw him. The only thing I can think is that he ran into the 'Hoff. Perhaps the smell of wee was so strong that the ammonia caused chemical burns to his lungs? it's a darned shame.
  2. TriticusToxicum
    is she still among the LIVING? ...and now we get to the REAL reason your mojo has left town! NO CAKE IN TWO YEARS????! It's no wonder your subconscious is forced to raid Patti's Uber-pantry. Forget LIMPSY - SOMEBODY GET SUSIE A CAKE! STAT!! This cake is soooo rich (with the homemade frosting = a tub of cool whip melted with 6 squares...
  3. TriticusToxicum
    It didn't work out for George Costanza...but then again nothing ever did. Maybe you could try the bottle/can deposit redemption scam Only in my dreams. Nothing but grade A coffee in my travel mug. EVER. A crash is imminent, however Robert Goulet is in the hospital awaiting a lung transplant (I kid you not), so my afternoon slumber will...
  4. TriticusToxicum
    OMG! Open Original Shared Link. I guess i shouldn't expect to see him this afternoon
  5. TriticusToxicum
    Somebody send me to the dark corner QUICKLY! When you say "conducts a one-hour aerobics class with you"....am I conscious for this? <green-guy emoticon here> I can only hope that # 1,000 comes around 3:00 whilst Robert Goulet (emerald nut that he is) is here. i sure hope he doesn't find me sassy (gulp) and slap me ....now I'm afraid to post...
  6. TriticusToxicum
    ...more likely all the tub time with Danny and the yeti last week
  7. TriticusToxicum
    <shuffles off to time-out bench>
  8. TriticusToxicum
    Oh, dear this IS SERIOUS! I would just stay near the loo...but I have no experience with diapering myself. I 'm sorry, I must apologize, I am guilty of feeling more myself today! Feel better soon
  9. TriticusToxicum
    I'm on my second YooHoo! Isn't that the actual name YooHoo! (with an exclamation point)...that alone should be a harbinger indicative of the migraine to follow! (edit) Nope, I was mistaken. The name is actually Open Original Shared Link - no exclamation mark... i had it confused with YAHOOOOOOOOO! They actually advertise "chocolatey goodness...
  10. TriticusToxicum
    Oh, so beer is NOT appropriate, but empty SUGAR-COATED-CAFFEINE is? (note to self -Janet is not allowed to babysit) At least the beer keeps them quiet
  11. TriticusToxicum
    ...as in... "YOOO-HOOO, you - with the cheeseburger dribbling down your chin- please step off and take the wee with you!" You wiley brits.
  12. TriticusToxicum
    'S-S-SCUSE me, I St-t-tuttered
  13. TriticusToxicum
    C'mon, we've ALL SEEN THE PICTURES...you and Simon (sparkling teeth and all)...you and the 'Hoff (sans cheeseburger)...it is obvious that you run with the "in" crowd. We don't hold it against you
  14. TriticusToxicum
    No augmentation needed. They are PERFECT WTH is a YooHoo? I know the Wiggles (duu-uuuhhh)...you're not talking about the drink, are you? The high fructose corn syrup and cocoa powder concoction?
  15. TriticusToxicum
    HIP-HIP HOORAAAAAAYYYY!! BOOOOO HISSSSSSS!! she must be loaded There's more where that came from Keep your chin up
  16. TriticusToxicum
    I hope it's not too late! BTW your little lady is the spittin' image of you! Cute! Now i must come up with a pic of my sweet lassies....
  17. TriticusToxicum
    Do I smell "wee"?
  18. TriticusToxicum
    How long before "the wig" or "the glasses", or heaven forbid "the kids" those poor kids don't have a chance...K-Fed is the lesser of 2 evils?
  19. TriticusToxicum
    I'm still got a bit of Bowel Growl, but i slept better last night (wifey too). I'll be close to "normal" tomorrow (normal is not an adjective normally associated with this loon). I don't ever hope to be normal..."regular" is all i can hope for
  20. TriticusToxicum
    There is a perfectly logical explanation for this. Annie has obviously gotten ahold of your mojo. Is this "tumor" located anywhere near her "funny bone"? My guess is yes it is. The vet is correct when he says it feels "funny". By gosh it is funny! Just make sure he doesn't toss it, or worse yet, send it ou to be resectioned or something (not good...
  21. TriticusToxicum
    We'll be thinking of you and Annie
  22. TriticusToxicum
    These Open Original Shared Link? The recipe makes about 4 doz. cookies. I had them on the cooling rack Sat. PM and Sunday AM...I ate about 1/2 of them ....As Patti mentioned - especially EVILLLLLLLL when the Kiss is melty I would offer to send you one, but I fear they won't survive my after-work binge Where do I donate? ...
  23. TriticusToxicum
    Kindred spirits....I must say, on the positive side, the flatus is a wonderful cure for spousal snoring (hers, not mine). Maybe we could all make some money off this? Canned farts with amazing medicinal powers! Although I guess it's tough to snore when you're not sleeping...this may need some work ...somebody get marketing on the phone! BTW we have...
  24. TriticusToxicum
    Thanks. I didn't actually SEE the 'Hoff (incidentally that is the sound my dog used to make as she 'Hoffed something up) in my neighboorhood, so I can't point fingers... I'm pretty sure it was my Saturday dinner date with my wife's friends. They are well meaning but basically clueless It could have been anything. (anything except the "peanut...
  25. TriticusToxicum
    No skating party just yet I AM at work, and I AM at my desk looking diligent, but mostly feeling like crap. Someone snuck me some gluten over the weekend, so I spent the night tossing and turning trying to untwist my bowels...I should have stayed home...but I had to leave the house to drop the kids @ school. Now just killing time, trying not to soil...
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