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  1. OMG.....have I a hairy stamen?? ...Or are they supposed to be hairy? I suppose it depends, as do many things, upon which country you are in.. .... . .... North Americans cannot abide hairy stamens, methinks. . . ... Susan Boyle is SUBO? GAHHH! ....Have NOT seen Lloyd 'round these parts in a couple of days. . . ... ....could...
  2. Mygawd.....that's it. .. . .....We must send the Taliban some celiac disease. ....... This would be the beginning of the end of terrorism from the Middle East...... . Would you believe that I was in London two summers ago, and we NEVER arranged a rendezvous wif Nikerler?? This will never happen again. In fact, next time we head...
  3. Good morning, All Psillies! Wonder if Jyaghnutt's gonna check in before she makes like a horse turd and hits the road... . . ..... .have a terrific time, J! What a good idea - - Sooozle could be applying her penchant for affixing things in place with ribbon to her errant eyeball! How is yer eye, Sooooze? The dogs sit and stare and stare.....
  4. GAH! What a stupendous, quotable quote!.. . . .I am certain that this is something Confucious said. . . . ..... . Soooze! I'LL tell you how you got it: The same way I contracted conjunctivitis, the one time it graced my face a few years ago - - from the place where more eye infections are picked up than anywhere else, apparently, in the...
  5. My neighboUr calls me up and says, "you would not beliiiieeeeeeve the size o' the bumble bee buzzing around your back patio door....like he's tryin' to get in er something. I can hear it from all the way over here!" Soooozle! Have a pro look at that messy eye - - ya don't wanna fool around with eye infections!
  6. Hallooooo, Bevel and Jyaghgnutt! J. is Floreeda bound, and leaving behind a massacred house. This is the very best kind of house to abandon, psilly! I do hope ya get everything in order before you take off. Your kids are likely a bit too young to be providing any kind of household help. Crap, my sixteen-year old daughter keeps telling me SHE...
  7. Goooood Morning, Psillies! As I lay abed last night, I suddenly realized, and made an arrested move to leap outta bed to come post here, that I did NOT divulge some absolutely crucial, epiphanic information to ya'll yesterday. Early this spring, I named my bumblebee. His name is Lloyd. 'With great size and voice'. ...
  8. So cool, Bevel! Get on over there!!
  9. Sigh. . . ..... . .. Well, his surgery was cancelled this afternoon. There is a piece of medical equipment that he needs at the ready, something that helps with breathing, I believe, and there was not one available this aft ( ), so it's been put off . .. ..... Hopefully just for a day or two . .. . .....
  10. I have been suspecting that its attraction to me comes only on the days that I have dried corn syrup in me hair . .... . ...seriously, this could be what's up. Patteigh's a siren herselph! Now, where was Bevel at this opportune moment?
  11. This is exactly meal-time in my house. Yes! Or a retaining wall .. . . ..... .. Shroomie! Were you simply no good at life drawing, or did things that you were trying to render keep... . ......changing?... . . . ...... Dear gawd, we have these little horrific things in Northern Ontario - - tiny little...
  12. Gad. Just saw Sven meself. . . . . ...... . he's an aggravating, uncooperative, exhausting individual, ain't he? More and more difficult for me to meet with this guy the older I become... .. . . .. Swarovski necklace? Great find, Nik! Though not nearly as spectacular, I am certain, as my dad's kidney stone set. . . . . ....
  13. G'Morning, Psillies! As a matter of fact, that is me in the video. Yes, the story starts to make a lot more sense once you know exactly what I look like, and what I tend to wear. .... *SNORT* It seems the urologist is going back into my dad's kidney tomorrow morning to take out two big stones that he could not get in the three...
  14. We must all head over there en masse - - twenty of us requesting Scott's friendship.......he won't know what hit him. Have you sent him any high-powered rifles yet, Rayechull?
  15. Hey! All Psillyville veterans. .. . ...remember my tale of things constantly changing in first year life drawing studio, how I was constantly erasing and erasing?? Open Original Shared Link
  16. Jyaghnutt! Great to read you! Thinking of you guys. . . . ... Yes, it just sounds so. . . . ....... . primitively black-arts magical.. ...... .to be administered by those with cloven hooves er sumphin'... . .. . . .. . Perhaps it COMES from cloven hooves?? Nik, yes! Try it on Alzy's verruca! (This is a crazy word - - sounds...
  17. Good morning, Gang! Wonder if we will hear from our resident wine-swilling forty year-old today... .. . It would be early afternoon in the UK now - - methinks she should be up. Oh, Niiiiiiiiikerlerrrrrrr.. . .. . . . . ........ . . . .. I've been considering this: Would clove oil not be the perfect, unique birthday gift for just about anyone...
  18. That's a wonderful link, Soooozle. War is just so.. . . . ......dumb. Nik is FORTY and smellin' like ROSES.. . . . . ..! OMG....this reminds me of something that has nothing whatsoever to do with allergies!! Been meaning to tell you all about an incredible trick for a big, painful, deep plantars wart, should anyone be...
  19. Heelarryus.... . ....just sent it to me bro, who is a drummer....methinks a somewhat better-looking drummer than this one, depending on what he's been doing the night before. . . . . ...
  20. I canna follow Leeesargh's stupendous graphic wif anything remotely as wonderful, and quoting it seems like I'm cheatin' . . ......hmmmmm. ..... .. . . . .... . ....... . . . . . . . . . ....... UNGILL EL CHERELLUM, NIKERLER!!!!! .. .... . .... ... .. . . . . . . .. . ....... ...
  21. Good afternoon ta you, POeter, from really warm, blazingly sunny Ottawa. . ..... Got the ho'tub temp turned down to 90, and it feels nice - -not too warm, surprisingly. How hot is it in Tex-ASS today, Pahtee?
  22. Wow, what a beautious Sunday we have shaping up here......simply divine. Hey! Tomorrow is Nik's birthday, and TODAY is QUEEN VICTORIA'S. What does this mean, anyways?? Vicky would be 190, and Nikerler turns forty. ...... 150 years separate them . . .. .... It must mean something!! What a weird party, Sooooze. ........
  23. Soooozle's roasting in her tunic at a posh barbeque...... . hopefully there will be at least ONE great-looking, unattached Rich Man Trying to Act Cool in that band for ya, Soooze. .. . .... Well, I am wacked out. The 5k was run in some real heat this year.......25 C, and the sun felt really strong for 5 pm. I believe I am just getting too bloody...
  24. Jyess pulled a Jyaghnutt..... . .. . . . .. We are heading off to the Ottawa Race Weekend downtown. We are doing the 5k. And I WILL be wearing something.
  25. Mornin', Gang! Jeez, a slow evening last night around these parts....thought I would have two or three pages to peruse. I'm not even done half of my cuppa tea! Is tonight yer posh partay, Soooozle? And you are wearing something linen? Silk? Cannot recall. . . . ....will be phab regardless.. . YES! More wildly entertaining drunken posts...
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