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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Mygawd, I'm all set! Everything I need. .. .....perhaps I can get the piece de resistance, a mesh cowboy hat, from Texan Pahteigh. . ...... -
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Nikerler! What's your wardrobe like?? I need some help with this themed party.... . . . . .. Crackin' me up. . . . . . .. Hey! The Preakness tonight!! This time, the favorite is a FILLY!!!!! Rachel Alexandra -- she could be only the fourth filly in the race's 133-year history to win it. YOU GO, GIRL, GO!!!! ... -
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Oh, a thrasher!! I read over it quickly, and thought you had typed flasher, which would have fit just as logically.. . . . but may not have sat so well with you, Tareeee, sitting at the breakfast table. . . . . .. -
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You have a busy weekend ahead, Jyessss. . . . ....and yer brother has come from Norway!...Wow, a long way, and lots of consequential jetlag, methinks....... -
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Morning, Psillies!! OMG.....A cloning island, headed up by Jyessss. ....... . .. . ... I absolutely cannot imagine ANYBODY wanting ME cloned. We're one supportive group that way. Yup, you can always be countin' on us, there! Dear gawd....I read this, and immediately thought that our Leeeesargh was speaking about... -
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SOOOOOZLE!! Lookit yer post count!! Now that seems like a portentious number. . . . . but what does it mean????? -
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This is so true. .. . . . . . . .. there are times when, suddenly, I feel POeter's....... Presence.. . . . ... He'll suddenly post. . . . .He's here, and he's gone. . .. . . . . . . .. .... Like a magic mystery man er sumfin'. . . . .... -
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Another page from the li'l NYC book: Things to do With Your Trash During a Garbage Strike -Dump in public cans in street -Place in dumpster behind restaurant -Leave in taxi -Put in trunk of rented car -Gift wrap and leave at building entrance -Store under roommate's bed -Make... -
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Jooooooles! You is back and crackin' us ALL UP! An emotitotem has appeared! . ......... ... . ... ... .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . ..... . . . .. .. . . . .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . .. . .. . . .. . . .. . . . Damn. . . . .trying to depict my penii... -
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Please do this!! So, sounds rather like cheap, sleazy, 80's-type hair, makeup and dress.. . . .... I love the black eye suggestion, Soooooze. . ...... Shroomie! You've had it rough. . . ...... Poor friend - - sending positive vibes yer way (boy, and it's a loooooooonnnng way!) Hey! A touch of trailer-park ambience, I should... -
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Bunneeee! NOT cat-poo coffee, mehopes! All right, I need help from you hilarious, creative, in-the-know peeps. My nephew has sent us an invitation to his wife's birthday party -- he's having a "Trailer Trash Bash".... "Ties and formal wear prohibited. No shoes, no shirt, no problem. Friends from the trailer park are welcome, as are mullets... -
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STOOOOPID adversity part, fo sho!! Like Olympia Dukakis at my dad's bedside, moving all the foodstuffs around on his tray so that he, legally blind, cannot find his juice...........er sumphin'... .. .. .... . .. I'm really hopin' for ya, Jyess....you are so intelligent, well-spoken, personable... ...people like you have all kinds... -
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Good Mornin', Peeps! Aw, Jyess.. . . .. Nothing is more stressful than trouble at work, a place that full-timers inhabit forty hours a week. That's a huge chunk of our lives. I do so hope that things get ironed out, or that you find something else.....if anything, I would suspect that potential employers would fight over you, and even be intimidated... -
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Well, I'll tell you what I am strongly suspecting: Olympia Dukakis placed them there. -
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OMG.. . .. . . . .. talk about crying . . .. . . .... -
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WOW, such happy things and such sad things! SARAH! Do we ever miss you, here. . . ....!! 'Tis amazing how just a single post from one of our lost psillies just lifts me up. . . . ..so good to hear your {written} voice! Um, I am NO veggie gardener. . ........can nae help ya there..... ...tulips, impatiens, pansies. . .. this is about my repertoire. ... -
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I know, I know!. . . . . .SO much fodder here for 'im. . . ...... -
I share this with you, Raven. When I'm glutened, I get all the classic digestive issues now, AND my blood glucose spikes. I am a type one, so my knowledge is really only limited to insulin dosing. Early morning high readings, whenever I have had them, have called for more long-acting insulin at supper-time. I am also quite sensitive to cardiovascular...
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POeter! This man is everywhere! Rob has written 18 books?? Incroyable. . . .... We need to get him into Psillyville. -
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Good Morning, All! OMG......a horn on Brian's crutch..... . Now, that is fantastic. .. . .... Now, I can only hope that the rubber on the bicycle horn matches the coloUr of his crutch tips. . . . .... Good news on the summer work, Leeeeesargh! AND on that much-needed holiday... .. . . .now, take that Tylenol. ...... Hmmmm.. . . . .Olympia... -
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Well, she may show up in Patteigh's dream, sitting on her sofa, eating ice cream. . . ... ...or in Soooozle's, at her work desk, dividing up a large pizza. . . .....or in Jyess's, looking thoughtfully at her civckebs..... . . .... ...Or in Ptaoughmghmn's, saying through gritted teeth, "what in hell CAN you eat??" Still cannot believe... -
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OMG, I know. . . . .. . I would not believe me, either. .. . .....'Tis ridiculous, and just too much of a coincidence. BUT IT'S TROO!! She left the dream quickly, after my dad said he was feeling sick, and was looking for the help button. . . ....she vanished, or left my consciousness. . . .......Joooooles, when she appeared in your dream... -
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OMG, Joooools!!! (SO fan-farking -tastic to see you here ) But THIS IS HILARIOUS and ASTONISHING. .. . ....... I ALSO had a dream about Olympia Dukakis, two night ago. . . ... . . Honest to gawd. . . . ... . . . . ......she was in the hospital with my dad, in his room chatting with him about the television and movie industry... -
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Soooozle! You would nae survive for two weeks without us. . . . ... And it would be strange and not-so-phunnee 'round here without YOU. So nope. You are not going. -
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That is so true, ain't it? Speech impediments do NOT cross into written text .. .......nor do any odors.. . . . ....we may have never known . .. . .. . Must be sumfin' about that mathS proficiency. .. . . .. Gah! Nik, do not let this happen.......repeat after me, and quietly to yourself throughout the day: 'It's Good Enough Mothering...