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  1. Mornin', Peeeeeeps! Yes. .. . . ......freakishly haunting. . ........these individuals have flitted in and out of my nightmares throughout me life. Not their singing, however - - it is technically wondrous! OMG..... . . . .'tis SO true! When I now make my three or four-time-a-week sojourn over to Da Book, There is...
  2. Sooooooze! Yes.... . . . . . .I wanna come to yer place, larf at Weezie and Skit Scat, hide from Senor Gardener and sip sugar-free mojitos!! .....Two!? Hell, I'd better be bolusing 20u er sumphin'........ .. . A boxing match? Well, Shroomie, watch those bruises carefully.....they will probably move together and...
  3. I WANNA MOJITO!!!!!!! More than anything, methinks .. . .......they look SOOOOOO delicious. . .. . ..... Too much sugar. . . ..... POeter, do you think I should just act like I have a pump, and bolus 10 units of Humalog, then throw back a couple with ice?
  4. Wonderful articles, POeter! This series is truly exciting. Jack just finished Flashforward, and said it is favorite R. Sawyer book to date. I've seen them both in the flesh, and 'tis true. One hundred sweaty, virile, stripped-to-the-waist, firefighters. . ...... . . .strewn throughout the mountainside...
  5. I HATE when this happens in me family . ... ....ya go and prepare a nice Sunday dinner. . . . .... OMG......the nurse that my dad has had the past shift is exactly like this. . .....she looks very like a pissed-off chicken - - peering down her beak-like nose, even, I would assume, after just coming off lunch. . . ..... If she is there...
  6. Morning, Sillies! I was again just thinking of Amanda. .......hope all is okay her way... Aunt Flow and Uncle Bob!! I can easily picture them..... . ... Planning a big party weekend in Toronto in mid-June, POeter. . ..... . . ......it'll be truly whirlwind, and I will be far too drunkenly challenged to organize a rendezvous wit choo .....
  7. Soooooze! Sprinkle it into some hot water and drink it down during nights when you are lying awake staring at the ceiling. Catnip, for many people, really helps with insomnia. True! One herb that is good for treating insomnia is catnip. For some reason, though, catnip has never been as popular as valerian, even though the two contain similar components...
  8. Unbelievable! And there he is! PRIME, UNDEFEATED arse-kicker!!
  9. Okay, I'm heading out to the nearest Starbucks (unfortunately, not right around the corner like all the #*!#%!#@* Tim Horton's at every intersection, it would seem) to ask about availability in Canada . .. ....my mom is now eating gluten-free (her blood panel was "inconclusive".....uh huh. . .... ), so it would be nice to be able to go out for an afternoon...
  10. OMG.....Brian's nicknames. . . ... . . . ... If ya threw him into a lake, you could call him Bob. . . ..... GREY crutch-tips?? Hmmmm. . .. what does this mean? The one in my ho' tub was brick-coloUred, Brian's are grEy, there are hairless alpacas down the street from Jyesss... . .. ....... Speaking of all this, lookit THIS kick-arse...
  11. Gah! I would love it! Hiya, Jyahgnutt! Yes, many pages have flipped, bringing forth some interesting discussions on vaginal microphones, penis poetry, Jyess's new civckebs and Sooozle's boy/man. .. . ....gawd, so much more, but this is not in my wheelhouse....... . Leeeeesargh!! Summative, puleeeze! Hope all was okay with your parents. How...
  12. This is likely what Lyle has been discussing with his fellow house-cats each morning as he regards these little morsels. . . ...
  13. Good Morning, Gang! We had a couple of nighthawks around last night/this morning. . . .....hopes you guys are asleep now, Soooozle and Leeeesargh. . ...... And Leeeese with the phloo! Stay cozy under a named blankie. Methinks this is the secret. . . . .. .. . Gad, I was lookin' at me mailman this morning from a whole different perspective, I'm...
  14. Well. . . . . . ......does it fit within the official Sick Formula of which I spoke some time ago? 'Tis the tool used to determine the cutoff age a man can be to sleep with a woman before it becomes something quite sick. The woman's age divided by two, plus seven years. So I can be with a twenty-eight year old guy. Any younger, and it's officially...
  15. Gahh! just saw 'em .. . .SOOOOO adorable, wif their widdle beaks. ........
  16. Wow, POeter! That is a great article in The Star. Rob spoke about the series that is being filmed based on Flashforward at the reading we were at.......exciting!! Computers outdistancing us in the intelligence race, and taking over the world. . . .....an intriguing idea. . .. .....and I think we should just concede the race and let them take the reins...
  17. Quoting myselph, here. . . . .....Mygawd, must watch this - - I wish to vehemently apologise to any whom I may have offended here. Let me rephrase: We have maple trees everywhere - - First Nations, East Asian, Nothern European . .. ... Gads.. . . ....must watch meselph . . . .. ... AH AH AH!! Serve me Eastern Europeans/Western...
  18. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, PSILLY MOMS!!! Buhneigh! You sound like a dyed-in-the-wool Canuck! That's one of our dearly-held spring traditions, passed down generation to generation....'tis woven into our very culture. . . .... ...You know, that and the vinegar wif french fries, "lieutenant" being pronounced "leftenant", and the much-honoUred apologizing...
  19. . ... ..and then Shroom has to drive home, up and over the hill .. . .... This strikes me, somehow, as heelarryussssss. . . .. Sooooozle! You need to get yerself over to Tareeesuh's pond and kiss dat frog!!
  20. POeter! That's not like you .. . . . .....you're slippin'. .. . . . .. .. I'm going to take my mom to Starbucks tomorrow for a mother's day coffee. I so rarely buy myself coffee, or drink it at all.....this is quite an event for me. I do know that I LOVE Starbucks blend, so much more than any other out there. So, I will ask them if there's any news...
  21. Whoa. . . . ....I'd be in getting produce every bloody day. . . ..... I've been reading about this fantabulous new Starbucks treat on here, but I'm hearing that it isn't available in Canada (yet). I'm not certain of this, though.....Oracle POeter? Any info?
  22. ....Probably driving him crazy.. . .. ..."What in hell?? These things smell just like the slop that I'm given for dinner, outta those cans. .. . ....but better. .. . . ......."
  23. Jyess gots civckebs! Um.....how many did you buy? Will they sleep on your bed? This is quite an adventure. . . ...!
  24. Raye-chull. . . . ........you would absolutely NOT believe the things that bumbling, unknowing innocents have found themselves doing once caught in the world of Psillyville. . . . . . . ......consider this a mere, mild initiation test that you have passed. . . . ..... Mygawd, yes.....even if it is swill .. . ....... ...
  25. Me, too. Not gluten-free, though, but I cannot bring myself to throw it out. Who could toss out li'l penis-shaped pasta? I keep thinking i will use it for my next sculpture project. Stay tuned. . . . . ..... Ugh, Raychull. . . . . ...... .I am so sorry about all of this. Lots on yer plate... ........ . But at least you have found...
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