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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Gah, thank gawd Leeeesargh has reached lunchtime punch-out....was beginning to make me crazy .. ....... Pattteigh and her cheese! What a great thang that's happening wif you - - a whole new food group in which you can partake with reckless abandon! Fattening, and expensive. . . . .......hmmm... . ... . . ...but it tastes SOOOOO good.... -
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Holy crap! I am certain that it has been....what. . ... . . ..a year or more since I left da Ville at 10 pm and awoke the next morning to FOUR PAGES of ribald wackl . .....(hmm.....may hafta start getting up earlier.. . . .are you guys installing this as a permanent schedule chnage?) A fat, bloated, white Russian? Boris Yeltzin? ... -
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You're having a WHITE RUSSIAN? Is his name Alexi? Ivan? -
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Rayechull!... . . . .. Yer hubby's all ready to get 'ur done? Right there? Now? But you're thinkin' that it's too much work?.. ..And expensive?. . .. .. . . .. Girl, you need that kahlua. Let him pour you three or four glasses. . .. . . . .... -
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Joooodie! Quick - - you must change the caption under your av to "Hispanic fire cracker vine". . ......... -
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Raechull! Your crispy socks, undies and jeans . ...... . the big question: Would they blend? -
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Gah, 'tis not amazing A 'TALL!! I meet two or three people a week who, after listening patiently to all of their symptoms, the old "I've missed work/the gym/school/that party", I am convinced are having problems with gluten. At the last local celiac foundation meeting I went to, I unexpectedly met three people whom I know from years ago, from different... -
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Well, it was a poifect day to be runnin'. . . . .....a cool 10 C, overcast.. ......I took my time as I was with the kids. OMG......Mr. Chow was in this event. . . ....I saw him ahead of me, jogging serenely along. There is something to this Tai Chi thing -- 'tis magic, for sure, as he must be 70 and he stayed right ahead of me the entire time. What in... -
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All right....I'm stretching my tired OLD body (thank gawd I am not on PMS Duty right now), then we're off. 'Tis an undiscovered Patsy Cline classic, if ever I have heard one. . . . . .. Me, too...... . ..especially on rooftops. . . . . .... -
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Goooood Sunday Morning, Psillies! Hey! Mushroom has joined us! WELCOME, SHROOM! I have read other posts of yours in the last couple of months and immediately thought, "man, I hope she checks us out over in Tickle me Elbow.......she sounds very like a one of us". . . . ..... And you've arrived! Tareeeesuh doesn't sweat.. .... ..Soooozle scurrying... -
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Well, certainly something with fins. .......... .. . and a big flipper on the end... ....... -
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Mygawd....it's gotten so that one has to lose a leg to stay afloat. . . .......the times we live in.. . ... Not easy to have one leg and stay afloat literally. . . . . . . .....like, if one were in the ocean, er sumfin . .. . ... -
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It's a really scary time..... . .. .. . . .. . .....especially in the auto industry. Thinking about you guys, Raechull.....Up here, Windsor has been devastated by the recession/depression. So many young families suddenly wondering how they are going to keep their houses, get their groceries.... Gah. Need to call my dad and tell him to make me larf... -
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Your weather is coming here late tonight, POeter....we are supposed to get thunderstorms after midnight. We'll be hearing the cracking and rushing wind in the wee hours. . . . ... And I have known the arms already, known them all Arms that are white and braceleted and bare, [but in the lamplight, downed with light brown hair!] Hey... -
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Gad.....Nikerler has herself a tippling, amorous FIL, then? Never a dull moment, I should think .. .. . . . .... Hey! She's no Soooooozle Boyle. . . . ..... Yes! Where is our hungover li'l Soooze? Might she be be out chatting with the wee, lecherous Mexican man? -
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Gah....meant to mention this earlier: You all must be wondering why I am not speaking much about Dad, and why there doesn't seem to be much concern on my part - - this is because yesterday was only the pre-op stuff. Blood work, scans, testing, whatever in hell they need to do before the BIG surgery next Thursday. Must call him....but I know things are... -
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Mornin', Peeps! Oh, the possible kit names. . .. ......Alfie is good... .... .Alfred better, as it is regal and POIFECT for a wee cat -- it means Noble Protector.. ..... . . ..this is kit! Gah, Rayechull, you have NO idea..... . . . . .. ..you should see POeter's balls. Absolutely magnificent - - we were all just mesmerized and staring... -
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Joooodie, you are constantly a source of LAFFFFTER fer me lately...... this evening was spent at a retirement party for a coworker of DH....hell, I'm MUCH too freakin' young to be hangin' with retirees!!! Pateigh! Such tremendous news about the reintroduction of dairy... .....All good. Um....J. Alfred Prufrock. . ....... Perhaps... -
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Gad...just got back from Jack's science fair at his school. My face was completely the entire time I stood looking at these displays on barometric pressure, black holes, magnetic fields, listening to these li'l Einsteins trying to take me through their presentations, nice and slowly. . . . . ...... ....and now I hear that Soooozle shaves... -
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Raechull, you need to put him into a search on facebook. See if his profile comes up, and check out his photo. Hopefully it's a full frontal shot, and you'll likely see a tiiiiiiiiiiny piddle-me-ree................ -
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Nope, it's workin' fer me.. . .......somefin's happening down there in Texas, Pahteigh. . . . ...... -
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Just checkin' to see if the same thing happens when I do it. . . . . ... -
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This is absolutely true. My favorite is Piddle-Me-Ree. I had a vestigal visit from her, as well....... . . ...she does toes, too, part-time. . . . ... Oracle POeter as Zorro. .. . ....! Yep, I can picture him with a black cape, li'l moustache and sword.....perhaps he wears this at the shop during the day. . . .... -
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Dad is having major surgery through his back to get at a big cluster of kidney stones that they cannot access laproscopically. OMG.......wheeled him into the pre-op waiting area this am, and many other seniors were sitting there, waiting also. One lady suddenly says, "Gasp!. . .......Les! I saw you and your wife on the news yesterday!" and the man beside... -
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<Squished-up face, nasally li'l voice> "One ringy-dingy.....*snort*......Two ringy-dingies....!" OMG. . . . . . .....black humoUr, indeed, can retain one's sanity. . . . ... What in hell, Nikkers? You will be re-wearing dirty underthings fer a week? Um, pholks......we're puttin' off our cross-Atlantic Psilly jaunt...