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  1. Dear gawd, me too.. . . ......I would just take the firemen alone.. . ..... . . Well, perhaps the absinthe, as well. . . . . ... Gah! POeter! I want a Toronto Blue Jay to appear in MY backyard!! Which one was it?? Roy Halladay? Matt Stairs? I would love to look outside my back window and see Cito Gaston sitting on my deck....
  2. Gooooood Morning, Peeps! Gads....unloading flowers @ 6 am. . . ....Jyaghnutt, you are a good volunteer mom, as well .. . .....! Just got off the phone with my dad.... . . . ..he sounds almost TOO good. I think he's on a bit of a morphine high, but it was great to hear him chatting away about Charlotte, his older nurse who is a big fan. Twice...
  3. Thinkin' about you and yer mom, Jyahnutt.... . . . You are a good daughter! . . . . Boy, I sure know what that's like, worrying about an ill parent, and one who doesn't fill you in on their medical concerns.... .. . Why in hell aren't they just screaming their problems to us?? Like I always have with them?. . ......
  4. Hmm... . . .. . . .there are a plethora of llamas in New Zealand. . . . . . .. Open Original Shared Link Wow....there's a lending library and a Code of Welfare...... . . . ... Shroom! Is that you in that pic, a fine, upstanding Official Royal Llama Judge??
  5. Jyagh-gnutt's back!!! Crazy busy, you is, goil .. . ...... Shroom! Roll some o' this errant flora up and smoke it. . . ...see whot happens, then.... . ......could be magical! RIPLET.....splendid. . . ... HEY! Hope your venue is nice and cool, POeter ....... Ah!....'Tis on my foot.. . . ...
  6. I'm due to call my mom again fer an update.....but we DO know that the surgery happened, finished at around 11:30, and HE MADE IT. Dunno if it was completely successful, but right now I do not care. Rayechull! You may check back for my flowcharts on hover technique....probably around page 500 or so. . . . ..... Dear...
  7. Good Morning, Psills! Ah, what a stimulating, oh-so-very-literary evening last night was! POeter, your brother is one of the finest readers to whom I've listened - - infectiously animated, completely taken over by his story, anxious to bring it out to us. He obviously becomes completely involved in his work. . ... .. a real artist. Well. . . ...
  8. Well, armed with this information, it could be quite an evening.. . ...... I will shout out, at the start of his speech, "IT'S ROBERT'S BIRTHDAY TODAY! FORTY-NINE!!. . . . AND IT ALL BEGAN HERE!!" Then I will also shout, perhaps later in the evening, "Robert does NOT eat mushrooms....I have this on excellent authority". . . .....
  9. Just got back from seeing my dad...we went to wish him good luck tomorrow - - he's to be at the hospital at 6:00 am (ugh) and his surgery is scheduled for 8 am. He actually seems nervous; unlike him to let any of that show. . . ......but he is in good spirits. . . . ...POeter! Tonight we is off to take in yer bro's discourse....'twill be a lovely...
  10. Joooooodie's underground again today. . . . . ... WE WILL FIND YOU, TOO, JUDITH!! ANOTHER PSILLY PSUMMIT!! . . . . . A really psilly one. . . . . . . ... Uh, oh. . . . . ...wazzat me? No.. . . do not believe so.. . . . .....but big plans wif us sometimes DO get. . . ....modified. . .... Jyess, we are likely coming...
  11. Good Morning, Gang! Our weather is bouncing around crazily, as well. . . . ...shorts one day, pants and a jacket the next...or even in the same day, now I think on it. . . . .. Dear gawd. . .... . ...two are enough, thank you. . . . .. I presented my findings to DD last evening -- the stats varied somewhat, but one in fifty people...
  12. Raye-chyull! Yer parents are in the Yucatan? Not a good time to be down there.. .. . .. . ...How close are they to Mexico (whoops! Hispanic) City? Any swine flu nearby?
  13. Lilly Allen has three nipples, as does Mark Wahlberg and Krusty the Clown (alongside his pacemaker scar).......... This is compelling reading: A third nipple usually occurs somewhere on the chest, but not always. Brazilian researchers recently reported the first case of a nipple occurring on (wait for it) the bottom of the foot. The case is that of...
  14. Soooooze, this is, again, rather simian of you. . .. . .. WHO IS KARENLY? Do we know of this person? She does sound phab, complete with home-grown citrus. . . . .....MethinksI want a karenly........ All right, speaking of breast-bashing and such: DD came to me with a very Ripper-like factoid, and one that I shall google as it just seems...
  15. Savage Sooooze is showing 'er bony sternum off. . . . .at the office, yet. .. .... How did this happen, Sooozle? Were you bending over a file cabinet? The paper-shredder? All details, s'il vous plait.. . .... Wow! Six pounds really flies! Well.....I can only begin to imagine how far I'd be thrown.... . kilometres, I...
  16. Hey, I LOVE fungus! Well, I suppose not ALL varieties. ........ . . ..especially the stuff I used to get under me big toe.. .... . . . .:greenguy:...... . . . . OMG.....Indiana time zones... . . . ...how in hell would people LIVE like that?? Is it still this way? Think I'd be blubbering mess . .. . . . ...... I have trouble with the one-hour...
  17. Rayechulll and I is Squigglin' together this early morn' . .. . ...Jeez, and we hardly know each other. . ....... I vaguely remember discovering (how? through my vet, I believe) and sharing with y'all that we humans DO, ourselves, have anal glands. They are relatively dormant, and perform nothing like those of...
  18. Lord, I sure don't need one o' those.....I got a DH who does this regularly. . . .....
  19. You are absolutely right, Sooooze. We have become too damn funny fer our own good.. ... . . . .. Dear gawd, I actually DO think of this, if anyone can believe it. Soooozie should be our Honourary Forever Princess, er Goodwill Ambassador, er some such impressive figgerhead. . .. .....
  20. Oh, gad, me, too! I chortle and guffaw my way through a string of ingeniously phunnee posts, and then I lay awake at night and suddenly say, aloud, "crap! I didn't put a string of cackly faces denoting my great laughter after those quotes of Jyess's and Pahtee's and Sooozle's!" Everybody is SOOOOO PHUNNEEEEEEEE.. ..... . . . . . sometimes I can barely...
  21. What in hell time IS it down there, anyways, Shroom?. . ... .. .. .......8 am er sumfin'? Is it Monday or Tuesday in NZ? Think you are ahead of us. . . ........I'm quite bumfoozled. . .........
  22. POeter! Of course.....I knew it was Wednesday.....duuuuuuhhhhh....... . .. Yep, you are right...it is a restaurant, so The Ripper should be fine. . . .. . .. ...
  23. Pahteigh, this actually struck me as hilarious, as it happens to me ALL THE TIME........ . . . . . Shroom! Methinks this a right of passage, this laborious creation of a heeelarryus post, with multiple quotes and references, and its sudden disappearance from this world. Ptaoughmghmn has mentioned hitting the li'l magic triangle in the upper left of...
  24. I most coitainly DID larf and comment on the re-introduction of cat-poo coffee into our discourse! Peeeeeeeeturrr! Must mention THIS big thang: Your brother is coming to town tomorrow night and has a speaking engagement here. Jack is out of his mind over this, and is insisting that he go and ask him all kinds of questions, and assure him that...
  25. Annnnnnnnd there's our Oracle, leaping in a just the right moment.... .. . . Hilarious Reeeeeeechard!! Our phounding King. . .. ...we want him back! Pahteeee, you must look very closely when interpreting bruise formation - - I would NOT be surprised if yours begins to take on the shape of the state of Texas. . . ... Mine is...
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