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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Ohhhhhhh, yyyyyesssssss. . . . .....gad, if only .. . . .... Keep an eye out fer phunny li'l people rising from the foliage. . . . ... Yes, yes! I suddenly remember another one from my teen years.....Dick and the Twins. . . ..... Um, of late DH has been referring to his as The Stimulus Package. . ..... -
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Mornin', Penis People! .. . . Whoa....what a sci-fi flick THAT would make.......I'm certain it's been done, but won no Oscars. . . . ... Yes, I am quite partial to Horn o' Plenty... . . ..HOP fer short. Now, trying to steer the conversation into a long discussion where we can practice using our new euphemism, I've gone blank. SO. . . ... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Here is the list that I copied down while we were visiting DH's old Aunt Peg in the English countryside two summers ago. She found it imperative to give me every euphemism for PENIS that she had ever heard, or made up: Horn o' Plenty Flying Scotsman Horizontal Henry Naughty Nureyev Tower of Babel Jolly Roger Indian rope... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
.....Hell, it's called a PENIS.....no further nicknames needed. It don't get any better than that.. . . . . . .. -
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YAY! Bevel's in on the race! You get a bootie? Not sure about this. . . .....must be a dog bootie that the racing dogs are all required to wear. Perhaps you will be getting one in the mail.. . . I cannot remember receiving any such thing, and we've been sponsoring Michelle for three years, now. I WANT MY BOOTIE! Wonder if they send out... -
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Blue-eyed Hans?? Jess, did you not have yer phone with you? Could you have not snapped a pic of this wonder, and put him up for us all to see?? Gads.... . . . do NOT let this happen again. . . . . .. -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Um .. .. . .... . . . methinks perhaps I am known to have those weird blue eyes . . . . ... Yup....me, too. .. .. . But of course!! I have in fact read of this, in some tourist magazines. . . . . ...Commonwealth Condensation. .... . ... Hey! It's HEE2 .... . .. ... .. -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Um, excuse me, Miss... . . . . ...like, duh . . . .....please provide the link to this newspaper page this very moment, as everything is online now. -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well, no kleenex up the noses of any characters on The Bold and the Beautiful, I'm assuming. . . . . . I wanna be in sandals!! Have you got yer Birks on, Pahteeee? It's mild here, too.......about 7 C. Got me light jacket ready for when I go out again. -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Good Morning, Amanda! How has John been the last couple of days? Still got pains? Been thinking about him . .. . . .... Well, I left last night just as the nasal mucous discussion was getting heated. Gawd, I miss SO much when I'm in bed by ten. .. . ... Well, nope, Jeeah-gnitt is NOT executing mom-like behavior......my mother did not... -
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New av, puleeeeeze.. . . . . -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oh, Leeeeesar! Man, of course! I just knew there was something substantially wrong with the whole situation.......bien sur.......water goes through the washer.. . . . . .. I shouldn't have ANY water AT ALL in me dryer! Hell, it's much worse than I thought! I have early childhood memories of my mom sitting by the pool, or... -
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Wow........Cape Cod! Right outta the country. . . ...how exciting! -
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Hey! There's Ryan! Helloooooooo, Rieee-anne!! (Waving frantically).......... -
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Jess! Stop wasting yer mathy time! Pahteigh! Your unexpected afternoon adventure just struck me as so.....wonderful, somehow. What a special lady Aunt Clara is! Absolutely terrific that you were engaged with her in such a way. . . . .....And I know she felt so safe and cared for in your capable hands. Now, in your conversations with her, you... -
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Here are some short profiles on Michelle's beautiful team for this year's race.. . . ..I think my favorite is PATTI, a lovely little girl with quiet dignity who inspires confidence in any teammates with whom she runs alongside. Hmmmmm.......sounds like another Patti, somehow. . . . . .... Open Original Shared Link -
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Two days ago, our dryer would not drain....it was half-full of water until DH banged around down there for a hour or so, and then it finally emptied. I rolled over 4500 posts yesterday......And this morning, our dishwasher is not draining. DH banged around in the kitchen this am, but it still sits with dirty water in the bottom. Gaaaaaahhhhh... -
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Good Morrrrrrnin', Peeps! Tareeeeeesauh, I DO so hope you are sleeping right now.....up at 2:34 am?? Typing away?? Gads, 'twould not be a productive day fer me, I fear. ....... .hope you had a stretch of sleep. . . .. ... SPEAKING OF THE BELOVED WORLD OF MATHS: DD is starting trigonometry this semester. I briefly scanned her textbook that... -
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YESSSS!!! I can absolutely see Nik hurling across the Atlantic strapped into this. . ... .thing... . . . . .wild hair flying behind her..... -
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I just finished telling The Ripper about this.. . .. ...that Leeeeesar was signing for a talk on sex. He immediately yelled, "Gawd!! I didn't know they had a sign for 'bleccccccchhhh!'" -
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OMG....... . I haven't the greenest thumb either, I'm afraid........but I do love to throw wildflower mixes into areas on our property, and watch what comes up....yes, great phun .. ... -
ARCHIVED Newly Diagnosed And Starving...help Please
elye replied to valeriek's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
Hi, Valerie! Yes, it is overwhelming at first......I remember those days very well, and I am also a type one diabetic, so I went from one restrictive diet to the inclusion of another - -thought I could never do it. But Nikki is right....it absolutely gets easier. And again as Nik said, plain, unprocessed foods at first: meats, fruit and vegetables... -
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You are so right, Jess! She and I went to Vancouver two summers ago, and had a wonderful time. May be time for another excursion . . .. . . .. Hey!! C'mon over here, Tareeeesuh! This is my place exactly! I get in the house, and animals come running. . . . barking, mewling, wagging and jumping.... . a couple of kids in the mix as well. .... -
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Good morning, Psillies! Yes, yes, this is true.... . .Tareeesuh, you may have created a monster. .. . . Pahteee! You're back.. . . .....how did it go? Such an emotional time. . .... Amanda! I remember you talking about plans for this trip with your mom. I would love to do this with me mom, but I do believe it's too late... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Hi, Pahtiiie!! Hope all is happy there........ .....we're thinking of you.. . . such a BIG deal, a BIG step. . .......gad, I dunno how I will do this, this saying goodbye to me kids. . .....even if they are an email/webcam/sort flight away. . ... Crap........ .. um. . . ....I can.. . .. . .....correct dangling participles, run-on sentences...