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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oh! It's a sleepover birthday party at Skeeter's! They're staying all night. . . . . ...this is a different story........start throwing back the wine, Jya-gnut.. ...or have a couple of bowls of Jess's pudding - - that would do the trick, I'm thinkin'.. . .... You too, Jess? When your mom gave birth to you, did the attending doc smack her instead... -
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Dunno if I got a Sam Hill magnet . . .. . .unless I get notified via email that I've been given sumfin', I'm very likely to not know it has come.......I just ain't on Da Book enough, I guess. . . . .. Hmmmm...that painting looks like fancy fecal matter, fo sho. I see it is called "Worm Galaxy"...... Not sumfin I'd be likely to hang in me living... -
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OMG......read wine wif.....tapioca?. ....... . ..That sounds a bit ewww. ....... I curiously await the taste judgment. . ... In the Flair section of Da Book, I saw an amazing thing. . . . . POeter has a fridge magnet of SAM HILL MANHEAD. Absolutely spectacular. Rather ironic.... . most of us can never find the search buttons... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
...The absolute best thing in an instant pudding mix, any flavour, is Bailey's. Or anything mocha-creamy. . . ..... ....Murder for diabetics.. . .... -
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Party time at Janet's!! Three little goils - -could be worse. Three is doable....just one Advil needed, and perhpas two glasses of wine with dinner . .. . YES... . . ..can you imagine the Special CIA and FBI Joint Task Force Agents alighting upon our last few pages?. . . . ... "Report on Celiac.com Forum - - section entitled 'Tickle... -
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Mornin', gang! Thanks SO much fer your jumpin'-onboard computer troubleshooting, Jess and POeter! I have been tearing apart my office searching for a Windows XP C/D......nowhere. There are a couple of sites I've glanced at telling me that I can burn such a thing from webistes that are given (finding that hard to believe when it must be purchased... -
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Tareeeeesuh!! YOU NEED A KITTEH! A hypo-allergenic one.....you should research the Devon Rex....an absolutely beautiful little cat, within the siamese family, but it has wavy, poodle-liike hair (honestly!) and does not bother most who are allergic to cat/dog hair. They are wondrous little creatures: http://www.devonrex.com/faq/kirlee2_cutout.webp ... -
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Oh, c'mon, you guys.....just let me dream, puleeeeeese..........it is ME. I was seven months old, my mom had me out in the backyard on a blankie in the sun, and the way the light hit my eyes made her jump up and expclaim, "Oh! What a gorgeous li'l face!! Must get my camera!!" And she caught the moment, me gurgling and cooing, big eyes staring in wonder... -
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Tareeeeesuh!! Some of your in-laws are severely allergic!! C'mon, girl, get yerself a couple of persian cats and a English sheepdog!! Oops... . . well, if MY in-laws were constantly visiting, 'twould be my early acquisitions. . . . . . . -
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The Ripper has a PD day today, and when I just came in he was watching the end of The Price is Right. OMG.. . ......now, this is a show that I have not seen in probably twenty years. I CANNOT believe how it just is not the same thing a 'tall without Bob Barker. I mean, that man WAS The Price is Right. Why would they even attempt to continue this legacy... -
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We should add to the Official Text Warning at the top of each Psillyville page that this can happen anywhere, not just in front of one's computer, as it does with me when I'm thinking about some hilarious thang a Psilly has said that morning, and I'm lined up at the ATM machine, or during my physical, or sitting at our old neighboUr's funeral last fall (funerals... -
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...And Good Morning, Psillies! Gahhh....Jyagnutt's quote retrieval.. . . .. See, these things are just PIVOTAL, pieces of information one needs to fill out one's lifeblood. . . ......the ASL sign for circumsize, expressions for having a poop .. . .... Just think of how this information could have been utilized by the Prime Minister yesterday... -
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Ah, well............it was still fascinating hearing about Telehubby's heritage.. ...even if I was speaking about weenal distribution tendencies. . . .. . . . .. -
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Dear gawwwwd... .....can you imagine discussing such things at length?? -
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Well, Tareeeeesuh. . . . .. ...is Telehubby a Northerner? -
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Mygawd....they did not show the footage of him in my driveway?? Unbelievable.....he showed up in his pressed Armani and tie, polished oxfords....clearly NOT shovelling garb. So, I zipped Gus's coat up his back, handed him Will's snowmobile boots, directed him toward the big scoop, and saw what this president is REALLY made of. . . .... Shovelling up... -
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Queen Nikerler's got a workin' purrbox from ebay!! Yep.......my DH is a runner, as well, and he has told me (when I called him at work this aft with my query) that it is ALWAYS northerly, whether wearing spandex, flannel dress pants or Levi's. NE or NW can vary, depending on he's not sure what, but rarely if ever is it due true north...... -
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Hiya, Jooooles! Been thinking about ya. . . .hope all is okay. .. .. Hey! We need to see a bright, curly-haired baby pic of you. . . . . .. ...bet you're the cutest of the lot!! -
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And perhaps the most paramount piece of information of all - - the Magic Male Thumb Measurement. How could I have managed these past few months without knowing this critical formula?? This does keep me awake, wide-eyed with wonder, through the night. . . . . . ..... -
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Yes......one can go to the < ******> thread for answers to superfluous questions like what the proper blood panel testing involves, how to get enough sleep, where to find a GI in Eastern Ontario, what to feed that finicky gluten-free toddler.. . .... But we are talking about pivotal, life-altering questions that deeply affect us all: Do most... -
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I know....quite hilarious - - here I was, fretting that I'd offended someone with my ponderings on weenal configuration, and in the meantime Jess matter-of-factly informs us of her barroom head-giving prowess. . . ...... I wonder this myself. .. .....where on earth do the unpsilly go?? -
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Ahh! POIFECT wif yer av, Pah-teigh!! Like it's just come outta yer mouth . . . .. -
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Especially in the schools.. ....teachers can no longer put a comforting arm around a frightened, frustrated or hurt child, let alone give them a hug. 'Tis a sad time, in many ways. . . . . . ... Yah! And it can be done clandestinely....hold yer phone up, pretending to search your directory.....activate the zoom, and bob's yer uncle! ... -
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Mornin' peeps! All right....the city's at the ready....barricades up everywhere, the streets all cleared, psnough all plowed, fluffed up and whitened... ..he'll be here for about five hours - -an hour meet and greet with our Governor General, then an hour with the Prime Minister, a quick tour of the Hill, then he's whisked over to my place for a half... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yes! I feel good about this. . . ......so far, so good .. . . ..... Well, POeter, this is a good thing, as you don't have Barack coming to town with shovel in hand. He's comin' here, where we're getting 15 cm.... .. .