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    Your Royal Hanus!! You were an ADORABLE child .. . ....mygawd, a true Walmart photo frame model like I've never seen elsewhere!! Crap, was I the only hideous baby 'round here?? Must search for a toddler pic... . ....at some point I am certain I grew out of hideousness, as I have not been totally unsightly for some time, now. But when did it...
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    I actually have a girlfriend who is a size 0. She is absolutely TINY.......tiny frame, tiny bones.. . . . .....Size zero. Crazy! Ever notice how the more expensive the clothing is, the smaller the sizes are? I can fit into a $100.00 size four pair of DKNY jeans (ridiculous), but can't even get a Walmart no-name pair o' size fours above me knees. . ...
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    Jooooodeee! I see you! How are you feeling?
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    BAH! YES! Pahteigh, you need a Commonwealth dryer.......water in 'em, so clothes never get completely dry, and always stay the same size. But listen . .. ....they were tight, but you could still do 'em up. All is not lost! Sounds like about 5 pounds to me . . .....It'll come off!
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    Guten Morgen, Freunde! Well... .. in deference to recent subject matter, I must, instead of wishing all a "Good Morning", be asking how it's hanging.... . . .different answers will abound! Our Monarch hath done a walkabout! Poor Queen Nicola is migraining . .. ... Nik, yer mitre may be on too tight, causing crashing pain - - now, to whom do...
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    DH just walked past the doorway on his way into the kitchen, in his boxers. He quietly said, "southwesterly".. ... ...
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    Well, one would certainly remember the guys who weren't . . . ...
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    Zella! You need to read about the antics of our yeti, starting at around, what, page 200? Maybe bad fer your teeth, but he is GREAT fer snow shovelling. . . .. ..
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    OMG.....this whole punny quote.. . . .. Well! I have something of a retraction to report (oh, gawd, no pun intended)! ....DH was just sitting here on the couch, and he suddenly exclaimed, "Oh.....oh...hey! Just realized something, here....when I've got my loose jeans on, things are, uh, not always north". So there you are. It all depends on the...
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    Man, Zella.....you absolutely belong here. You have no idea. . . . . ..... .. Patteigh! I've been thinking about you in these hectic times....... .. how are you faring? It's what, three weeks until the big move?? Dear gawd, it's everywhere. . . . .. X = percentage of men with in-pants northerly tendencies Y...
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    We've been waiting fer your weigh-in on this, Ptaoughmghmnus! (hope you are feeling okay)....... Yep, 'tis true.. . . ..But I remain bumfoozled by what DH has ascertained regarding this entire North-South discussion, as it seems to contradict what Ptaoughmn is "OMG - - NO!-ing". . . ..DH claims that when positioned in anything fitted, ie...
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    Yep, I was gonna say exactly this. . . . ....it is NEVAH that simple.. ..there are always variables. I always seem to need a helluva lot more wine on hand than is called for in a recipe.....curious. Gah, these crazy little idiosyncracies of English pronunciation drive me insane. I get SO tired of apologizing to students for the...
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    Gooooood Mathy Mornin', Psillies! Well, the mathS is over for me, at least......thank GAWD. Sophie has trundled off to school with Gee-ahgnutt's set of equations written down, with arrows in a couple of places and corresponding questions for the teacher. Once it was all in an algebraic form, I think some lights went off for her......and, I can hardly...
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    I know, I know, Sooooze....my apologies, but things were indeed growing desperate over here. Think about how I feel, hearing all these heinous equations and problems practically every school night, with a plaintive "Can you help meeeeeee?" Dear gawd. . .. . .... Yes, Mr. Jackman's opening romp was great phun......crap, when I wasn't toiling over...
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    YAY!! Dear gawd, I have trouble reading through the whole question, let alone this answer........Sophie just copied it into her notebook, and has gone off to process it. I, however, have quoted it, and will never look at it again!! Thanks, Janet! You will be such a prize for your kids when they hit high school mathS. .. . . ..sadly for my daughter,...
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    Hey, Jyagnutt! That looks suspiciously bang-on! Thanks, you mathy whiz... .. ....Sophie wants to throw one more out there: One more...that's it - -we promise! Now, to solve this one you have to do so by making 2 equations, then using substitution or elimination to solve for one of the variables. At a silversmith's shop, they have alloys that...
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    Crap! I dunno.....!!! (Sophie, here)..........
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    SOS SOS SOS!!! Calling all MATHIES!!! Jyagnitt, Jess, POeter, Ptaoughmghmn! Gad. . . . .... I was asking The Ripper for one of his famous Ponderable Questions to post, and DD suddenly piped up, "OH! Pleeeeeaaaase post my math homework question that is IMPOSSIBLE!! I cannot figure it out....it's driving me nuts! Sooooooo hard".......... Okay...
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    Oh, probably.........how can ya not? Well! I'm typing from my newly cleaned-up laptop.. . . . .. holy crap, there was SO much viral, corrupt stuff on this machine.. . . . ....really bad. My boot volume is now mountable, I suppose. My geek computer man said to me, "Let me guess....the user "Sophie" is your young teenaged daughter". Yep. My young...
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    This is a tremendous idea.. . . ....it will still be there, frozen solid in its perfect twirly shape....I must head back wif me camera. Brace yerselves, guys - - my humble rescued sub-standard poodle may just become the next cultural phenom. Elsie the Art-Excreting Canine....... . just keep an eye out - -The Today Show, Letterman - - who knows?
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    Not just any poop.....Elsie's poop...!
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    Crackin' me up, Bevel....! DH and I went snowshoeing this am in a huge trailed field nearby. Gus and Elsie were racing along through the psnough, and Elsie suddenly stopped, looked around, and did a huge poop. Unbelievably, it looked EXACTLY like the shape in the wormy/fecal painting. Exactly. Same twirly, Dairy-Queen shape, same coloUr.....I did not...
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    Good Sunday Morning, All! Jess! Staring blankly into space....much like you are doing as the adorable baby in your av. Were you perhaps pondering similar things, all those 4* years ago? "My red wine tapioca pudding has just NOT set properly .....where in hell do I find some Coolwhip to fold into the mess, and save the day?" The BIG question...
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    Okay, I am heading over there right now to check . .. .....obviously we are not notified in our regular email if we are sent such crazy thangs . .. ...
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