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  1. elye
    I'll bet you would never have guessed that I have NINE, count 'em, NINE, ten and eleven-year-old kids running around me house....The Ripper's birthday party is tonight (it's on Boxing Day, so we have his party now, before the Christmas insanity sets in). There is much screaming coming from downstairs.
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    Hey, my Gramma, too!! Her mom was a Scot... . .from a funny little hamlet called Beuley, I believe. What was your grandmother's last name? My grandmother was in the Leslie clan. . . . ....motto: GRIP FAST.
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    Well..... . I'm trying to remember how long she came to our house and cleaned . ... it was MANY years....she looked 100 when she started, and exactly the same when she trundled out our front door for the last time, many years later. Humming strange, Slavic-sounding hymns as she dusted, staring with consternation and probably horror at the back of my dad...
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    HEYYYYY.....Whiskers!!! Methinks a Scot! Um.....Scotsman or woman?? .. . I'm thinking feminine. . .. . ..which actually could be male or female. Well, usually only men have whiskers . ......men and my mother's cleaning lady when I was very young....a little one-hundred year-old Polish lady, tight kerchief always in place 'round her head and neck. What...
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    Paying in poops. . .. . . . .. If one could use this as currency, mygawd .. . . .......the number of times I'm out in our back, picking up large substandard poodle poops. .. .. I would be vacationing in Tahiti every February .. . . . ... Nik - - amazing analytical work.. . .. Where IS everybody, at a time when Nikki has performed astounding...
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    Mornin' Psillies! Mygawd.. . . . where'd everybody go?? Are you Yanks all still trapped in a marauding crowd in Target????
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    OMG.......That Weezee....... . .. I know what will be seen when you play back your webcam tape, Soooozie. . . . ..a grainy image of your heavy patio door slowly being opened, Weezie scurrying through into your kitchen, and then......you will notice the delicate hand on that door handle, perfectly manicured fingernails, a hint of lovely, crisp sleeve...
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    Mygawd....lookit that Sam Hill. . . . . . . he is nothing but a Manhead whore, that one, cuddling up to yet another Psilly in Nikerler's av . . . . .. NIK!!! 14 miles from London? Is that really an hour plus subway ride? Crap, it must crawl along, then? Seemed like we just FLEW along, I don't know where in hell we were going half the time -...
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    ....OMG... .... .....it really is a black Friday. . .......... ....
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    Amanda!! This is horrible!! Poor, poor John....and you! Simply heinous. . . . . Mygawd....you guys have drive-through veteranairy care??? "I'll have a nail clipping, one ear reaming, and a double-double anal squeeze, please"....... . . .. . . It was that second, wonderful glass o' wine, Patti! Psilly...
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    Good Crazy Phriday Morning, Psillies! Whadderyer call this day? Black Phriday? Green Phriday? Crowds of marauding shoppers descending on the malls.........heinous, 'twould be, fer me. . . . .. Leeeesa! Sounds like a work of art - - this is the way I intentionally prepare things. Very interesting to look at. . . . .hopefully to eat...
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    Mygawd!!! Where's Nikerler???! Sudden turn of events: Will's great Aunt, who lived in Cheriton-Near-Aylesford, an incredibly beautiful little hamlet just outside of Winchester, England, passed away a couple of days ago. Will knew that he should try to get there for the funeral.....so he began surfing the net for air fare deals. Well..... . . he got...
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    Thank YOU, Judy, for the Thanksgiving wackl fest!! I'm chortling away at everything you're posting. . . . . .... GAHHH! This is a fantastic verb - - TO SKUTCH. I am using it, frequently, from now on.....not sure what it means .. . but that makes it even better. . .. . ... 'Tis fabulous . .. . ... A very Joyce-ian...
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    Uh, oh. . . . . . . .with all the rich delicacies being concocted in your American kitchens today, and all the visits to the less stringent kitchens, mehopes there aren't any glutening phluids on the way. . . . . ..
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    Yep, fo sho. Speaking of which. . . . . ....... 24 days, 16 hours and forty minutes until MIL's plane touches down at the Ottawa International Airport. Have a drink?? A drink?? As in, singular, ONE drink??? HA!!!! Judy!! This is hilarious. Well, perhaps not fer you, but it's all very phuneee! It is actually astonishing...
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    GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Here it is!!!! A major, MAJOR clue!!!! Who is this StephanieSD??????? OMG...... I think I will go onto this thread. . ....I need to post a few questions. I shall ask her if she is a Twa, and how she feels about my avatar - - if it illicits any feelings of familiarity. And the SD...... . .. code for something....
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    OMG. . . . . . .Dingo Girl blog. . . . .... Soooozie! Get in touch with her, please. She needs to be on here. Chances are excellent that she has trouble with gluten (ya know, who doesn't), so that would be the lead-in.. . . . . once she's on here, asking newbie questions, we get her into Psillyville. She would add a terrific spin to Sam Hill...
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    ABSOLUTELY!! What a great hotel that is - - and such a bonus. . . .. ...free alcoholic drinks and munchies every night from 5 to 7. I can just see the management quietly staring at me, leading in ten, twelve Psillies, post-parade, floats parked outside the lobby, marshmallow guns safely tucked in our holsters. . . ... Asshat. Hmm...
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    HAPPY THANKSGIVING, ALL YOU YANKS!!!! ....And good luck to Nik in her quest for Thanksgiving status across the pond. . . . .. Too much madness to quote from last night . ....... . am thinking that I am relieved to have missed it all, actually - - 'twas numbers and mathS .. .. .. I will repeat Ptaoughmghmn's excellent question, howevah: Why...
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    I knew you would get on this, Leeeesa!
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    Ah! 'Tis true enough. . . . . . . animals have....how many? Two? One on each side? Unless they have an analectomy. Can one contract anal glandular cancer?
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    Hope to see you over there, Rice guy! This is SO true... . . . ..you just need to fly in headlong....don't even introduce yourself, 'tis not necessary....subjects changing constantly, confounding spelling, magical symbols.......and the odd anal gland .. . ... . . . ...
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    You know something. . . . . . ...I can see a couple of these characters, verrrrry faintly, in the scrawling marks under S.H.'s pedestal: Open Original Shared Link We must break the code.........it looks like a message dealing with the lunar calendar. Maybe a certain date. .. ...... . . Mygawd! Lookit THIS!! Open Original Shared Link...
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    Sam Hill Manhead and Easter Island. ........ . .. . .yes, yes .. .. . ..Janet, I think you're onto sumfin . . .. . . . Look what I found: Easter Island is branded into popular consciousness as the home of the mysterious and towering moai statues, but these are not the only curiosity the South Pacific island holds. Where the moai are fascinating for...
  25. elye
    Mygawd....this isn't even the TME thread, and people are still scurrying away! All right, everyone. The trials and tribulations of a chronic illness like celiac disease are exhausting and very unfunny. I think this is why the Tickle me Elbow thread is so special, and has become a favorite spot for many of us to come and laugh. Honestly, we...
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