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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I'm sure there were learned, Oracle-type serfs who wandered the kingdoms of yore - -strumming their mandolins, stopping to preach enigmatic statements and allegories, or simply to rest, deep in thought .. . . ... This should be your position, POeter: Lifetime Royal Oracle (and we'll retire yer sweater), a source of wise counsel and prophetic opinions. ... -
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Holy crap.....I believe he did. .. ....... Senor Godiva........... .. ... Wait....he's astride a horse. .. ...he's at the Mayo Clinic. . . . ... . ... Cannot keep up. . . .What in Hell?. . . ...... -
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YAYYY!!! ALL HAIL QUEEN JACQUIEEEEEE!!!!! ...And I've MET our new monarch!!!! Shook hands - -even hugged her!! ME......hugging royalty!! Believe me, guys, Jacquie will look amazing with the sceptre clenched in her hand, the crown jewels strewn about her head and neck, and that robe . .. ......um. . . . . did someone get it dry-cleaned?? -
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((((((SHUDDER)))))). . . ......I'm just not sure. I'd be thinking of the avoidable cost of a new phone (when I got my phone, I asked what the price was for a replacement handpiece, and it was some ridiculous amount).....and all my millions of contact numbers . . ..... Ewwwwwwwwww, it's just so gross.... . ..... If there were enough TP in there to totally... -
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Phorgot to report The Ripper's phabulous ponderable question from yesterday: We were out walking the dogs, and were passing by a construction site. As we went by a porta-potty, Jack suddenly asked, "So, Mom. . . . . if you were going to the bathroom in one of those and your cellphone dropped into the hole, would you fish it out?" OMG, that is SOOOOOO gross... -
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Good Morning, Psillies! Oh, gawd. . . ...me, as well. I would love to have all my stomach flab pushed up to my boob area, and just trapped there. Just a simple rearranging of phat, really. Um. . .. . .actually, methinks he may have cancelled our friendship. He no longer seems to be in my collection of Friends, though... -
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This was the "errant boldness" of which I spoke, and the reason Will finds this pic absolutely hysterical. I still think it may be one of the band members. . . . ... -
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Mygawd...what is going on with me.... . ..? Had, again, champagne and wine.... . . was out for a very special hoity-toity fundraiser dinner/silent auction/fashion show for the Pediatric Liver Foundaton...gad, I was outta my league. I just don't know how to slip into a classy skin. . . .... So, I, as well, am in no shape to participate in my own adverb... -
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Quisping, quaking dancing lobsters? I should like to see this emoticon. . ...... Bloody hell, and others, as well. 'Twould be the ultimate in entertainment, watching Ptaoughmghmnuss walking towards us with 38 Ds....... .. Sounds like this boss is lenient and flexible. ...... .Ptaum'd probably be okay. . .. .. -
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Ummmmm . .. . ..Yes. . . . ..British guys. .. .... Kill your Televison? Not Sleeping Around? Holy destitution, Robin. .. ...... . . Must take a moment to count my blessings. . ... Hey! I Must put forth an Official Royal Edict - -we have an AWOL Queen (well, she's a teenager, after all -- when are they ever... -
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Soooozie's no longer phloozie! Excellent - - and as a bonus, you've certainly dropped about five pounds .. . . . this will come back on when you drink a glass of water. This is terrific. . . . . ...but I cannot stop hearing it completely differently. I hear a strong stress on the first syllable, with a typical, gunshot-type English... -
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Mornin' gang! Well, Ptaoughmghmnuss may get some answers at Mayo - - here's hopin', Ptaum!! If one does not have medical insurance down there, does all testing, of all kinds, have to be paid for? I could see it becoming a nightmare for so many ill individuals (read: undiagnosed celiacs, for starters) who need the big, expensive tests for a diagnosis... -
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Mygawd.. . ......I didn't consider this. Now that you mention it. . .. .he is not that tall........ ....... Crap. . ......perhaps this guy was one of the band members .. ...... -
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Okay, speaking of avatars..... . . .I'm doing this on a dare. I must change my av for a short while to show everyone how we looked as Zulus on Hallowe'en. Will thinks that this pic is the funniest thing he's ever seen, and has insisted that I put it up. I'm a bit askeert..... . I remember when this shot was taken, but I do not remember his rank boldness... -
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Hi, Sarah!! Wow! As Patti said, you are faring SO well under such heinous circumstances! You're doing all the right things - - volunteering to keep busy and abreast of job openings, taking good care of yer kids.. . . . .great stuff. I guess we ALL think of you - - I know I do. it's so great to get this positive report. You really sound terrific... -
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Gawd....the only soap I have ever followed is The Young and the Restless .. . . Turned it on the other day, after not seeing it in approximately fifteen years, and there is Victor Newman, with his boxing gloves on, railing against something as he did eons ago . . ..... Mygawd....is he still with Nikki? She's lookin' rough. .. .... -
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YAY!! Sarah's posting!! ....Waiting wif bated breff. .. ...... . . . . -
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So more waiting, Amanda! So sorry. . . . .... Stay strong and brave! Take care o' yer mom and the little ones. . . .. -
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Betcha there will be a plethora of baby Baracks born over the next year. .. . ... It will be the new 'Michael' or 'Matthew'. . ........ -
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OMG. . . . . .... Once again, solved every single problem in the world whilst sitting in hot tub with drinking girlfriends. Everything except yer phlu, Soooozie, although it was mentioned. My GP buddy stated that NOTHING makes inphluenza disappear. Stress and activity can perhaps prolong it, so please lie on yer couch wif mags, the TV and Weezie. ... -
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Guy Fawkes Day? Phab! Not a big phan of phireworks, meself, so like you, Nik, I'd be stayin' quiet. Perhaps just shouting. Phacebook. . . . Gah. This is why I only allow myself to check in there every once in a while. A different, but equally dangerous and compelling kind of vortex, there, fo sho.... Amanda! Hope to hear something... -
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Mornin' Nik!! We're both a little late on here this am .. . .. stayed up late to watch the hoopla to the south. Oy, thank gawd it's over. . ...... Great Jibjab video, Lisa!! -
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Yes, indeed. . . .....Well, in some Middle Eastern countries, voters use their dyed thumbs to mark their choices on the ballots. Great big smudge marks would certainly raise eyebrows...... ."Mother of gawd. . ...who is this voting man??" Yep, a five-hour lineup would just get us all started.... . . .. I have an orange urine jug, and experience... -
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Yay!! Did yer duty, Soooozie-wif-da-phloo-zie.... . . . Now you can stay 'a bed. -
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Yep, I concur wif Patti, Sooozie. . . . . . sounds remarkably like the phloo. Fever, overall crappy pheeling, nausea - - Phloo!! Hey, if ya can't vote, ya can't vote... . . ..I think the smell of a landslide is so pervasive, your one vote will mean naught.