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  1. Um... . ... .. ..well.... . . . . take two, but only if the Pirate's blood pressure is okay......... . . . ...and no congestive heart failure... . ... Well, after about the fourth page, things were getting pretty raunchy. I remember Scott stepping in with a group warning (perhaps Poeter, too?), and then the thread was pulled from view...
  2. Yes, and the black thong -- well, that's now anybody's territory, 'twould seem. Particularly in Walmart.....
  3. In fact.. . ...... . . ..this individual may not even be female...... . ..just lookin' again...... We're assuming, but ya never know with POWs....
  4. You were wrong, Shroooom..... .....someone, in fact, DID take a moment to capture you.... ...they didn't get yer lip gloss in the shot, though...
  5. Yes.... . . ..tingle...... . .and kind of an icy burn.... . ....
  6. Um.... . .. . . . ......how many of us were around here during the Altoids Thread?.. . .. ........ . .......
  7. Hell, perhaps you could train some o' these beasts to divebomb your lovely neighbours.....
  8. Had to quote myself here.. . . ....because it is exactly the opposite of how I look when given a challenging mental job to do.... ... Nope, that would have been her border collie BFF..... I SO hear you on that, Irish.. . ...I must interrupt two or three overheard conversations a week, mostly in the gym changing room or after...
  9. YES! Her skirt blowin' up, and all.. . . .... Quite true, that bright retriever looks SO happy -- someone giving her a challenging mental job to do.. . . ...and her tail never stops wagging. Perhaps she was, in fact, consulted on the outfit. But I dunno -- goldies are very intelligent.....can't imagine she would ever have okayed a tacky little frock...
  10. OMG.. ...that dog is unbelievable. Such training....incredible. It could very well be just me on this one -- but does anyone else find it......kind of.... . .. . ...sick?...Or perhaps creepy?...... . .. .. . ..I dunno....it's amazing, but at the same time......dog in a dress, sexy dance partnering.. . . ....... . .... Bah, I'm a party pooper...
  11. Gawd, sounds like a bloody nightmare, Irish... .. . ..yep, a planned, virulent virus to cull THAT herd is in order.....need to get some agricultural scientists on this..... .. .. ....Or the FBI? CIA?.... . .....
  12. Who knew those cute li'l critters could decimate things on such a huge level? We have the pudgy brown cottontails, suddenly rampant in our neck of the city over the past ten years....forget the lovely annual and perennial beds in front of one's house.... Right after the Second World War, Holland wanted to thank Ottawa in due fashion for harbouring their...
  13. Oh, Yeah -- Yellow
  14. Don't Eat the Yellow Snow -- Frank Zappa .. . ...(who else?).....
  15. Don't Worry, Be Happy -- Bobby McFerrin Hey, youse guys!
  16. .. ..Kinda like a bearded collie?. . .. ....
  17. I have one of those! Actually, he's hanging on my wall in the kitchen.... Have never been able to do bellaclavas.....nose gets just TOO snotty....
  18. Man, those hats would be SO NOT for me. Having a lifetime of experience outside in January frigidity, careening down hills, pushing a shovel through snowdrifts, waiting at ice-covered, windblown bus stops, I can well imagine what the "beard' of this headwear would look like after a few minutes... . ...in fact, I'm wondering if this problem is unique to me...
  19. Those beardo hats were pitched by their Canadian inventor to the impressed millionaires on Dragon's Den, but no one invested. Their mistake..... Open Original Shared Link And IH, if you want one......
  20. Now, I'm simply too lazy to find the forum codes of conduct and read them (amazing, really, with my history on this thread that I remain on here as a member ), so I'll ask: is this really written in the rules? "No one wants to hear too much about illness and bad health"?? It "puts people in a sad and negative emotional state"?? ...
  21. ...And unfortunately I'd have to question the ready availability of size 11 stilettos....
  22. Hmmm.... . . ....like, this guy? And look -- how about that.......there's you, IH, waiting in the distance for your ordered mojito....!
  23. That would be well taken care of... . . .the school board has great janitorial staff... Jack has his heart set on Chicago, as he's always wanted to dance while flipping around on a chair.... :D :D HAPPY BIRFDAY, GNICK!!!!!! :D :D
  24. The Pirates of Penzance! . . ...Hmmm.. . .love this Gilbert and Sullivan romp.... I am trying to think of a suggestion to give to Jack's drama teacher, who runs the incredible musical that the school puts on every year. Next year there will be a BIG bleeding of talent, as most of the kids who get the leads (those who sing and dance like Broadway folk) are...
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