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  1. Absolutely NO hurricanes or earthquakes up here......!
  2. Toronto!! Victoria!! Vancouver!!
  3. Sarah's here!! Hi, Sweetie!!!!
  4. Bev's gettin' PICCed again, Nikerler is AWOL, Patti's squeezing her bum, Amanda's walkin' on crunchy grass...and THIS: Judy! Dear gawd.....you had to fill orange jugs for a week?? That's a one-hundred and sixty-eight hour collection...... . . I would need about seven or eight jugs. Gawd, I'm picturing them lining up in my fridge...... ...
  5. Good Mornin' Sillies! I was wondering where in hell you'd gotten to, Leeeeesa .....Computer issues!! Bah! The bane of a Silly's existence, fo sho. I've been known to hustle on over to the public library to get caught up here get my email answered and work done when our system is down...... What's up wif our Nikerler?? Does she think she can simply...
  6. Okay, for this I have valuable experience.......DH was not diagnosed with celiac until last summer - -therefore, I knew him (in the biblical sense ) for eighteen years as a gluten-eater, and for the past year as a gluten-free performer. No difference. Great both ways........
  7. Gah! Thank gawd, I have superb BP....today it was 112 over 76, as per usual. Something, something, I don't have to worry about......!! He did have to go and get his BP monitor from the kitchen, where his teenaged son and buddies were seeing how much, and how quickly, their numbers would go up after each successive espresso was pounded back....... ...
  8. So, went to my doc's house. I did not have to crawl upon his freezer, as he doesn't do that kind of examination....just eyes, reflexes, BP, etc. It's more talking.... .a LOT of talking, going over blood sugar levels, trends and patterns, meds.....essentially, my life in an hour. His house is 100 years old, a huge, sprawling, gabled stone manse. I'm...
  9. YES!! HE IS A CHURLISH RUMP-FED MALTWORM!!!!!!
  10. HI, PTAOUGHMHGMN!! Um......doesn't everyone forget their postal codes on occasion?? That is a great comparative question, Ptaoughmghmn....I'm sure the answer would be NO, that you wouldn't be craving or even interested in delicious food were your taste gone. So, it's understandable that you have no desire to come into Sillyville when nuttin...
  11. No endoscopy scheduled today........and at least his specialty is NOT in gynecology. Think I'd be slowly backing toward the door if upon entering I saw metal stirrups affixed to his chest freezer........ . . . . ... Yep, I sure can't do what I was doing ten years ago. I'm slower, less flexible......my hair isn't as nice........well, that...
  12. Good Morning, Me Sillies! Corn Taxi! Yes, a goat tree......I should very much like one in my back yard, close to our big chestnut. The only thing is, I'd be raking up fecal matter instead of leaves....... . . . I am going now to check out Ceylon Isabell on ebay..... . Got my endo appointment in his house, today. I'll be taking...
  13. Hey, Eric! Great T-shirt..... .. But I must correct you! There is no shortage of humour (dealing with celiac and almost everything else under the sun) around here.... . . we're all laughing hysterically and having the best time over in the Tickle Me Elbow thread. If you want some shameless laughs, come join us! ...And wear yer shirt.......
  14. Janet!! You must plant one of these goat trees in yer yard! To HELL with the dogwood! You get new ones every spring.....you could be helping HUNDREDS of unfortunate families!
  15. If at any point ya need a flowchart, I'm yer gal....... . . . . ...
  16. Hey! There's a newbie named Eric who's posted over in the coping section.....he's put up a link to a very cool site where you can find humourous celiac T shirts and other paraphrenalia. He states that there "isn't much celiac humour around here". I think I'd best respond to his post and inform him of Sillyville....get him over here....don't ya think?
  17. It's true, there is absolutely nothing like the feeling of giving to someone who really needs yer help - - especially a child. Okay, gotta segue this back into Silliness, somehow.... . . . . . ...... . .. . Hey! I didn't know they climbed TREES! http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a126_goat1.webp
  18. Actually, I am about to do the unthinkable.... . .. .brace yerselves.... . . .sit down.... .. . ..for I am, for just one single post, about to wax SERIOUS here. Yes, me! SERIOUS! Hold me...... Last Christmas we discovered just how much a single goat can improve the quality of one's life, and how two goats can change a family's life forever. We sponsor...
  19. Yes! And I noticed that there is an entire Canadian Department! ...Who'd have thunk us to be a nation with our very own, exclusive goat issues??
  20. OMG, Landmarks.... . . healthy ones, mehopes....nothing like, "Just ahead of the small cysts on the right....a little further in, past the yeast, you'll see a formidable imbedded tumour....I'm just past there".......... Thank Gawd! This happens to me ALL THE TIME! Now, I have the answer! Keep the whole brain, Amanda....won't need...
  21. JESS!! So exciting.......You are going to kiss a stranger!!! Sneeze on Monday, sneeze for danger, Sneeze on Tuesday, kiss a stranger, Sneeze on Wednesday, get a letter, Sneeze on Thursday, something better. Sneeze on Friday, sneeze for sorrow, Sneeze on Saturday, kiss yer sweetheart tomorrow! Strangers......Has your mailman come to...
  22. Bev!! I'm angry and sad at the same time........you do not deserve such crappiness!!!! Stoopid, STOOPID PICC line....... . . .yes, I am sure this new nurse will speed this whole process up for you. Stay strong, Silly Equestrian Hippie! Just realized something - - we want to keep Jess from laughing, yet we want to encourage it in PeOter... ....
  23. OMG........ .. . Lost in a VaJayJay....... . . . . This sounds disturbingly like a new, bizarre, recently discovered Dr. Seuss book....... .. . Can't imagine those drawings..............
  24. Good morning, all ya Sillies! Slow but sure..... . . . ....it shall return. PeOter, in the next couple of days you will chuckle........ .by the weekend you'll be guffawing.. .. . . ..... .and within a week's time I just know you'll be throwing yer head back and letting out roars of laughter........ . ..... I'm really glad to hear you...
  25. Hey, Llamalady!!! Welcome back! Raining bread?? Hell, I think Id rather have men falling all around me.......
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