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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well, we've got some good news!! Amanda, if you're working the leg normally (usual walking/moving that one does in a regular day), it can take a while. You've likely pulled or strained something..... ...Alternating heat and ice on the area, fifteen minures for each, for an hour a few times a day, always helps me immeasurably. If you've got a period of... -
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Wow, Amanda! Two foster kids! That is awesome! Great phunny, Lisa! Gonna send that along to my male buddies........ YES!!!!! Things WILL be back to normal!!.... Spoke to me dad this morning. He told me that he's getting so old and bored, with all this time on his hands..... he was looking around for something to... -
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Morning, Janet and Lisa! Ah, Helen Reddy on an early Tuesday morning...... .. . she was never really on my radar screen.. . . but quite a set of pipes on her. Just wish she'd sung more material I liked. She would have been a killer on Broadway....... I agree completely....Amanda, I am so often thinking about what a superb mom you'll be... -
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AAAAAAHHH! What timimg!!! Bev!!! I have your inspiration right up here in Perth, Ontario!! OUR 62 YEAR-OLD EQUESTRIAN KING HAS WON A SILVER MEDAL!!!! Mygawd, it's his ninth Olympic games - - a record. WAY TO GO, GRAMPA!!!!!!! Open Original Shared Link Oh, man........that Barry.......wasn't he something???....... ... -
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Sarah......... It seems to have gotten worse..... . . .. I must think on this one.........there is an answer........ Please stay strong............ -
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Yes, I phell into the drink. We went by a cottage with a number of young people lounging about on a large deck. We were too far out to yell, "Hi, there", so we were just coasting by.....when SUDDENLY...........dear gawd........an incredible sound system begins to pound, there are some screeches as the girls and a couple of the guys jump off their muskoka... -
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It's true.....Can be tough to decipher. Methinks we need Lisa to try and sign that sentence for us....... -
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Bev, that beautiful horse! What a dancer! This is exactly what I was trying to do while in the boat on Ashby lake yesterday....... I do not know how to do this. I always want everybody to know when I'm on. But actually, I may want to clandestinely surf around elsewhere, someday...... . ..how does one make oneself "anonymous?", anyways... -
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Uh.....yes, per the new rules, Janet..... . .. . .however, it is not in iambic pentametre........ -
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Okay, it's 11:00 eastern time......Jess likely still has her uterus.. . . . ..... Such sad reading today....... . . .....Sarah, I continue to pray for you. Hope you are garnering strength and GETTING LEGAL COUNSELLING. Could you ask your mom and/or dad to search this out for you? Because it should be done now....... .. . Amanda!! Poor little Lucky... -
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Good Morning, Sillies! Susie's secret yacht and internal explosions, Jess's uterine map......just another evening in Sillyville..... !!. .. . . I'm hoping that we''ll get some wonderfully amusing, narcotic-fuelled postings from our Jess over the next few days........ -
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Gawd, yes....Jess, in permanent marker, write across yer bum, "Hey! Flip me over!!" -
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Ah, but Jess.....have you heard of the Woomba? Open Original Shared Link Hell, I dunno......hose furling......like a true Canuck, I'd be waaaaaaaaay outta any medal contention....... We have Aboriginals here, too......though I believe now they prefer to be called First Nations People. Didn't have a run-in with... -
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Morning, Sillies! Well, we're up to 7 medals, now.....rowing and swimming. Okay, we're on a roll.......!! We are heading up to a gorgeous cottage today, my childhood friend's family cabin on Ashby Lake (doesn't it sound so exotic and nice?) There is an old aboriginal ghost that haunts the area....some time I'll have to tell you guys a few of the... -
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Amanda!!! What a beeeeeoooo-tiful boy Alan is!!! -
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Welcome back, Laura!!! Yes, alas, the gents are uterusless. Certainly, you guys can come along and conduct wif yer batons......a fine suggestion!........ Gawd......Ptaoughmghmn....... . . you and I have exactly the same number of posts. Does this put us on the same celestial plane? Are we about to share some great insight... -
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AAAAAAggghh!!!! Daughter just came flying outside, yelling that our dishwasher was spilling soapy water out all over the kitchen floor (this has NEVER happened before).......... .......And my post count........ -
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Whooooooooooa.......... Extra verbiage clandestinely slipped into the discourse?? What could it all mean? Messages from the Canadian Olympic team, codes for equipment they need shipped over to start winning? Messages from my mom, telling me to call her once in a while?? Susie!! It's someone who knows where your key is! (Ah! You found that....forget it... -
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Well! This has become quite the question........ Whooooaaaa...... . . . . What to do? We have another page-warping, royal-ascention reconfiguration upon us.......... Ptaoughmghmn is suddenly in the position of Monarch Proper........ . . What to do? What does this mean?? -
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Yes!! Yes!! Argumentative posts are to be recited in iambic pentametre. I will score it, put it to music, and my uterus will sing it. Actually, if you women take the time to sit quietly, and just.....listen..........perhaps you will hear strains coming from within, as well. Then we could have a chorus..... . . . . Oh Canada.... . . yes, I believe... -
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.......Can't... . . . . quite... . .... . make it.........out........... Give me a couple minutes........... -
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Well, a joy to be around, dunno about that, but .....y'know, it's the damndest thing.. . . .I'm just sitting here, very quiet........ . .. . . .and.........it's quite unmistakeable... . . . ...... ....... .. . . . . ..I think I can hear my uterus singing to me........... -
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Ah, Amanda, this is SUCH happy news thar your parents have this great little boy! -
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YAY, EMILY SILVER!!!!!! With a name like that, I tell ya........... -
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Yes, the whole idea.... Must go back to about page 180 or 190 to find out...... Now, this is a question that Jack would never have thought to posit to us: If your uterus could sing to you, what song would it sing? Hmmm.............. I Won't Dance ? (Well, it can't dance) The Things We Did Last Summer ? ('cause I...