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  1. Hot N Cold -- Katy Perry . . ...Hiya, Bunnie!! Great to see you stoppin' by here. .!
  2. Gahhhhhhhh! :lol: This is a most FANTASTIC expression -- will be incorporating it regularly into my discourse...
  3. ...Hmmm... . ...it looks rather like one-half of a cooked jumbo shrimp, tail still on. In fact, I am now certain that this is what we are seeing. Really -- think about how obvious it suddenly is: featured in a gluten-free merchandise company's advertisement -- a jumbo shrimp, a completely gluten-free food source, subtly braced on a female model's neck...
  4. I had a long, exhalted guffaw at the end of that diet article, Jeee-eff... . . . ..'Tis quite phunny, and you should post it on Da Book. . ... Leeeesargh has 'er own pirate! NO FAIR!
  5. The many times that I have spent three hours sitting in our big outdoor football stadium during the end of season games (November), snug in my long johns and blankie, the older fans have taught me something pivotal -- coffee, tea, hot chocolate, forget it. NOTHING gets you warm and keeps you that way but alcohol. Most of them were throwing back brandy or...
  6. Hey, Low! Hell, think back to the heeelarrus drunken postings of Jyessss, and SHE never feels embarrassed! Relax! OMG, once again, reading rather haphazardly, I misread something.. . . . . ..I read the above as "The water is so still that you can see the nipples from something swimming just below the surface".. . . .. ... Wow.....
  7. It's a troublesome world. All the people who are in it Are troubled with troubles almost every minute. You ought to be thankful, a whole heaping lot, For the places and people you're lucky you're not.. . .. Dr. Seuss (who else? My hero)... . ....
  8. Gah! ya beat me to it! Okay, back to read. . .. ..
  9. Now THAT is great reading! Thanks for this continuing travelogue, Jyessss..... Okay, so now you're in your snowsuit, huddled on deck trying to keep down your coffee. . . .... .. ... continue. . . ...
  10. Ptaoughmnnus, you would have a very tough time up here in Ontario, where no alcohol can be sold in ANY retail establishment other than the Beer or Liquour Stores, which typically keep government hours.. Yep, no booze in the grocery stores, drug stores, corner stores. . ...'tis quite heinous, but we are minutes from the Quebec border, where they sell it...
  11. September -- Earth, Wind and Fire
  12. Wow... . . . ..car keys, credit cards, cash... . . . ...if you're a female golfer we'd also be talking lipstick, hairbrush, kleenex.... . . .... . . ..... . there's no way those li'l patches can hold all that....where do nekkid golfers (and nudists in general) keep all their stuff?.. .. . . .. . .. Nope...there's just no way. . . . .. . . . . . ...
  13. ....Drooping noodles. .. . ..swaying and jiggling.... .. Middle-aged c.com members posting here, fo sho. .... Hai, Gnick! This very successful mini-golf event should inspire you to organize a similar naked charity event as a 10k, methinks. . . ... . ... OMG... . ... . .talk about swaying....I sway extensively when I'm running with...
  14. Nude Golfing at the Spaghetti Whorehouse.. .. .... .now does THAT sound like one of the top ten on the New York Times Bestseller list, er what? Now I'M gigglin'. .. . .. . . ... ....and/or jigglin'.... . ..
  15. . (((((Twilight Zone Music)))). . .... . . . Dear gawd, I hope not.. . ... . ..he's not doing nearly as well as I had hoped.. . . . ....
  16. ... . .With all of her running and general sportiness, I wonder if Gnick was involved in this tournament... Open Original Shared Link Must share on Da Book....
  17. Excellent. I should think that eighteen year-old boys would, in fact, be all for the bus really going to one of these establishments.... . For the spaghetti, of course.. . . . .. . . ...
  18. I keep reading the way you guys are writing "wHarehouse" and momentarily reading "spaghetti whorehouse". Now this would be something. Do they have any of these establishments in Italy? Do the front clerks hand out bibs to the clientele?.... Thank gawd we're just heading into spring... . ....leaves are all budding here!
  19. Hey! It's been weeks and weeks since there's been any action over here.. . ... Leave the Light On -- David Cook
  20. Is the competition all weekend, Kherrighnne? I shall be checking fb for pics.. . ..good luck to the guys! Well, yes....we do need more facial expressions at our disposal.... . ...and this, then, would require a maximum quota of about FIFTY smilies per post. When I suggested to Jack that he may soon be able to get a more leading...
  21. Yes, we've had quite the history of protest in regards to the 20 allowable emoticons 'round here....Occupy Psilly Street 2009...Man, we camped out on here, made screaming virtual signs and placards. I was SO proud to have been part of that 99% -- C.com members who needed more than the alloted 20 smilies, and who just WEREN'T GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!! ...
  22. Robotics competition! Yay! Kherrighnnne's our current robot/hockey/soccer mom... . We've got the same talent-scattering thing going on with Jack's high school musical troupe. For the past three or four years the productions have been truly unbelievable, and garnered national attention and a record number of Cappie Awards. A bunch of the most talented...
  23. Well, speaking of outlaws.... MIL is starting to ready herself for her big MOVE across the country.. . .... Family is actively looking for condos 'round here... .. . ... Now there absolutely ain't NOTHING funny about that... . . ....
  24. Man, yes... . . .. but for me the really big thing would be the cessation of all the blood tests I must do per day.....
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