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Gawd...in my champagned state I hit reply before I'd even SAID what I hadda say... Julie! Lord, it's great to hear you are okay after all of that terrifying swelling. What a horrid thing to have to be thinking about.........(((((HUGS)))))))!!!!! Patti AND Carla! You both are far too young to have kids in their twenties......quite remarkable. You... -
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Just got back from a lovely lunch at my girlfriend's....four of us get together every couple of months. This time we met at her big place, and for the hell of it, brought our dogs. OMG...Gus and Elsie were hilarious with two puppies and a little cairn terrier. And we had a fair amount of champagne.....it's now, what....almost 3 pm? And we climbed... -
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Morning, Gang! PeOter and Howie! Of course, he's a big star in the States now with Deal or No Deal, but I always just loved him as our Toronto Howie, the hilarious stand-up comic whose routines used to kill me. Now he's...I dunno....just another big, slick game-show host. He just isn't so PHUNNY anymore.... I guess back then, PeOter, he had his... -
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So the weather won't be an issue on the day we book Ptaoughmghmn in with the DD's..... -
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Man... .. if I had DD's, I'd be forever makin' sure they were showing..... -
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Yep...... .. ..I'd surely end up with one of those things coming out the bottom of my shorts..... .. -
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We do sound rather hilarious, 'tis true..... Jack has come to realize that I only hear about a tenth of what he's saying as he's cycling at a good clip ahead of me, so this morning he begins to scream his dialogue and questions to me. Like, the loudest screaming many of us, I'm sure, have ever heard. "WHAT THE HECK KIND OF TREE IS THAT, MOM??... -
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Ah.....'Tis a tough loss, Janet. Hopefully you'll be in your neighboUrhood long enough that your kids will be able to enjoy this new sports facility once they're in high school (The bright side of it, I guess?)....... This, I believe, is sound advice, Sarah. Keep strong, Supermom!!!! -
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Gaaahhh! Was just emailing back and forth wif me bro, and was mentioning how his euphemism for moving one's bowels is quite phunny. He said, "that one's not as phunny as "bombing the Oval Office"....... -
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Good heavens........ Where on earth is everybody?.... . .... Helloooooooooo-o-o-ooo-ooooo???? Chattin' wif meself........... -
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Godd morning, Sillies! Janet!! The biggest poopy-cow...!! Can you tell us a bit about this heinosity? Big development being erected nearby? Municipal zoning and bylaw departments can make one feel completely helpless - -we're just one tiny little cog, a number in the massive city machine...... I've got Jack pacing me on his bike for my morning... -
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I took a few moments to watch this, in honour of a great comic mind: -
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Another great euphemism for this...uh, act....is one from my brother.... Gotta go pinch a loaf..... Gawd......... -
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... . ..Ah!.. .. ..Independence Day.. .....we will be in NYC this year! Canada Day on July 1st, then off to the States for July 4th parties and parades.....a week of riotous debauchery and celebratory splendour. And a good deal of fireworks, I should think...... We'll be truly concatenating our holidays this summer....... -
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OMG.......I know this........it will be unprecedented and.........unbelievable. It's starting to almost freak me out a bit - - I'm gonna be seeing all the funny words comin' out of everyone's mouths! (and perhaps some beautiful words, if anyone happens to say the word "lesbian"). No reading, but listening....and watching, as we'll be able to add some gut... -
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This would be a fitting time, as my monarchy is racing past me.... However, I must admit something..... I find it agonizing and torturous to deliberately misspell words, even in the name of good humour. Very ridiculous, and I hope this is a character quality that can eventually be tweaked. Names are difficult enough - - I can somehow type Ptaoughmghmn... -
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Oh! I do, too!! Do you know that the word which, when enunciated, is the most flattering for your face, is lesbian? Not kidding....go check it out. -
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Just noticed yer interesting spelling here, Nik. I must correct you - - we are getting a HOT TUB, not a HO' TUB. Though you know, my husband would much prefer a ho'tub....and we could definitely make some cash to help pay it off by charging neighboUrs to indulge.... -
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Hmmmm....mithering.....all right, Nikki, can you define the verb TO HAVER? 'Tis quite a Scottish thing, I am certain. Does it mean to carry on like an ass while smashed? -
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Yup.....it does. I just went and said it whilst looking in the mirror. -
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Janet!! I want yer pond! It sounds like a bit of heaven. Speaking of backyards and water, I think we're going to go ahead and have a hot tub put in....rather $$$, but DH and I are now entrenched in our forties, with muscles and tendons that just don't shake off long runs like they used to. So, I'm justifying this as a health expense. Think it's out... -
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Mornin, Sillies! Do NOT see Amanda OR Nikki on, yet......it's rare that I find myself alone in the early morning. Feels.......lonely.. . ..rather like I am talking to myself, which I do regularly throughout my day as it is..... Hmmm.... . .tumbleweeds are just too complex visually to represent wif these characters. How about. .. . . """... -
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Bev! I'm so sorry about this horrid picc line nightmare for you. But we must listen to Carla....she knows her stuff, and you will likely improve in leaps and bounds on the abx. Now, you've just gotten back from NYC....any chance you can flit over to Philly to meet us the afternoon of July10th? Please say you can! How awesome that would be........... -
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This is SO nice, Alex! Man, I guess I should be treating my dad more like this....putting him beside the fireplace, cooking really healthy meals for him, letting the neighboUrs in to visit more.... ...After all, he is about 15 in dog years....... Mygawd.....speaking of my dad, HE is on new joint supplements, as well........ -
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OMG......... That is unbelievable.