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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yes, Sarah, we're all thinking about you and your mom.........positive prayers and thoughts.... I just know that she will be okay. Gah! Patti..you're gonna.....phaint the den? You mean, phaint IN the den? Dear, mehopes not... .... .if you phaint with a dripping paintbrush in yer hand, paint will go all over the floor and you. Even... -
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Good norning, Sillies! It's kind of a relief when I don't have a page or two of posts to read through at this time in the morning from the night before...otherwise I'm in late for work, gotta explain that I was held up in Sillyville.......I guess they think this is a suburb of Ottawa that I must make my way through to get there.... ... -
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Conditioned response........ Susie!....How can this be?? I am truly flummoxed by this....I laugh heartily all the way through, and marvel at what I hear as clever, multi-layered timing and humour. I would have been absolutely CERTAIN that you would get a kick out of it..... You must keep watching it.....it is SOOOOO PHUNNNNEEE... -
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We'll have to swing this, somehow........DH has a new blackberry that we can use to email from anywhere, so I'll make sure I have it when we rendezvous..... Well..........all she has to do is PM Llamalady...... -
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I'm generally not a phan of Archer, but I loved Pillars. Think you'll like this one, Susie. I think Oprah is on here..... .. just something I've been suspecting... .. one of those ''guests" or anonymous users... .. Hell, how long does Oprah think she can stay anonymous? We all know that Oprah owns the world, or a large chunk of it...but she doesn... -
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Gad..... . . . . ....Oprah and her books....... -
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Ah! This is fascinating! A girlfriend of mine read it, and absolutely RAVED about it....said things like, "it really spoke to me", and "she feels so deeply",........phunnee, because I love this buddy, but we have NEVER had the same taste in a lot of things, books being a big one.... Thanks, Susie.....I'll be a'passin' on dat one...... -
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I will arrange to go to the Starbucks ahead of time, and on one of the prime window tables I shall place a large "RESERVED" placard, and across the ceiling above our seats I will hang a great swag - - Psilly Philly Psummit -
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Patti! Just tilt yer head to the right side......fixed! NO paper bag when we meet in Philly - - I'll just look for the lady with the crooked 'do...... Mygawd....we must discuss this, guys....how will we know each other? I likely won't have a bruise anymore..... however, you could spot me easily with me Extracte du Mais coiffure.......... -
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Hi, Lisa! Did Patti tell me that you may be in for the Psilly Philly Summit? That would be FANTASTIC. Alex!! You are SOOOOO young....I cannot stand it. Beautiful photo of Colin's! What a nice gift to receive from him. Ummmmm.... .. ... girls have their own particular....challenges. But my two have always been pretty good together... -
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BONNE FETE, ALEX!!!!! OR: Sun Yat Fai Lok! (Cantonese) Tillkkye Med Fodselsdagen! (Danish) Heri ya Siku Kuu! (Swahili)......... Er... . .yes, of course!.. .. Have you not heard this word before? Perhaps it is a Canadianism... .. women who complain endlessly or lie about with the littlest sniffle and moan about dying... -
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Morning, Nikki and PeOter! Amanda, I don't see you on here as yet......uh oh......bigger phluid volume than we anticipated? Ya sound much like DH... .. ..he is convinced that I plan these situations out with much forethought and intent - - "There's no WAY anyone could or would stumble into the circumstances that you do"....... Givin' me... -
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I can hear it now....The new Monty Hall, announcing into his mic as he moves throughout the audience, "All RIGHT! Five hundred dollars to the first person who pulls a paper clip out of her purse! ......Okay.....any paper clips?.... Anyone?... . .Anywhere?.. . . .. .. .uh. . . . ...... ..Okay! .. ..um....... . .How about a container of urine?" ... -
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I've been pondering this....can you imagine what this security bloke ran off to tell everyone on break? Gawd......"She looked normal, had a bunch of kids trailing behind her....but you'll NEVER guess what was in the li'l container she was cartin' around...." Gaaaaaawwwd............. OMG!! I just may have Hasselhoffed at the gallery......... -
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It was soooooo tightly elastic-wrapped, and wedged into my purse, and I was SOOOOO obsessively keeping said purse in exactly the same upright position on my shoulder, that there was no leakage. Yes, leakage would easily explain why the security guy did not open the container. But there was no visible (or feel-able) urine. So this really does beg the question... -
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OMG...Yes.........to give us that hallucinogenic, out-of-control mind space, without the heroin! -
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OMG........ Sometimes I suspect that I subconsciously orchestrate these situations so that I'll have unbelievable, ridiculous stories to relay to you guys..... So, I COULD have dumped the pee that I'd begun to collect and start again tomorrow....but NOOOOOOOOO. I figure, "I've already started, tomorrow I may be at work for an extra` while, today... -
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Bev!!! I, as well, believe that you may just get some moisture, Amanda....some profuse sweating, or leaking disposable coffee cup, or a leaky diaper of Landen's... . . . The 5k will be awesome, and fearful........ Off to Gallery. Yes, I'm going.....gawd........ -
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I've heard that the long pizzles take quite a while to eat, even for the biggest of dogs, so I think the yeti'd be good for a few hours on a small box of those....whaddya think, PeOter? Ryan! You should feel nothing but PRIDE......it has taken lesser individuals considerably longer, and some never get it, and scurry away in fear and frustration... -
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Mornin' Amanda! My fellow early poster is simultaneously typing away....'tis a nice feeling, knowing we're up visiting Sillyville at the same time, Amanda.... Hoping the flipover onslaught will be minor, no devastation or injuries involved, and you'll be able to get to OUR PSILLY PHILLY SUMMIT, which is.....24 DAYS AWAY!!!! PeOter!! Astonishing... -
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Then it's, indeed, a duck. It's like a duck with a smaller, rather curved beak... .. perhaps more a budgie.... -
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All right........ . . .. my bruise is a little larger. Um... ..I don't really see a sedan anymore. It looks like a duck. What does this mean?? -
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Amanda!!.....Those were, I am certain, the largest exclamation marks I have ever seen on this screen...... -
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Ryan!! What a question to answer... .. .you need to go back to about, what....page 200 or so, and read for a while. It won't be long before we're bantering about our yeti, who has come and gone, in and out of Sillyville. Abdominal Snowman. The yeti would like that........ -
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Nope...that there was a euphemism........ Well done, Patti............!!