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  1. elye
    Nah....poop by itself just doesn't cut it for me humour-wise.......this is breaking into tears when defecating....Gaaaaahhhhhh I keep chortling away when I think of this........ What in hell's with me?!
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    This is actually not phunny at all (poor woman), but somehow HYSTERICAL! OMG, why does this strike me as sooooooooooooooo phunneeeeeee??!
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    OMG.......I think this could be codespeak........... This may be our yeti, trying to tell us that he's lost . . ..doesn't know where he is... .. . perhaps kidnapped, being held somewhere, and he cannot divulge his whereabouts....just little hints...... . .. .
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    Or how about the homeopathic approach - - like attracts like? You need to put out little frog decoys, perhaps a cute little female frog, to attact a couple of males. You could have a hidden speaker out there, playing a loop of croaking frog-chatter.... .... ... Hey, it'd work for me.... . .. Perhaps we need to adopt this approach with our lost...
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    OMG......wicked if you're in mid-hover......... ....Or an angry, hurt yeti......?
  6. elye
    Does anyone else suspect that our lost, neglected, embittered yeti just might be behind the disappearance of these Silly frogs?
  7. elye
    Sounds great, Janet! It is amazing what they can go in and do with major joint repair nowadays. Come autumn, Sven might be knockin' on yer door.......
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    Hear, hear! And stolen art, and the yeti-llama! Susie, an interesting suspicion you have, there.... . ... .Llamalady is not giving us her real name, or her exact location, or much of anything, really... . ...She provided us with a map to her domain, but 'twas very cryptic.... Could it be?..... Jeez, if only I could somehow nonchalantly get...
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    Yes. I believe we have only a thirty-second window to edit our posts today because it is Janet's One Year Anniversary. I think it's a gift from Schaought - - Janet gets to see all of our amusing typos and spelling errors, incorrect word usage, blathering..... Perhaps my bruise has sometrhing to do with this, as well. Must ponder this........
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    Good Morning, Sillies! Nikki, have you got any llamas wandering around the hills of the UK? Do you at the very least have them at petting farms? There is a farmer just out of town here who has a huge petting zoo with llamas and alpacas. He also sells alpaca meat on site or from his website. Dunno if this is such an intelligent pairing of businesses...
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    Ah, Llamalady....apparently it's only me........ I guess the idea is not to ask.....just get in on the next pool......
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    ... ..... ........ (A classic Chortangle)..... Yes, across the carpet...or, being llamas, across the pasture. Mygawd, you mean there may be someone ELSE'S husband who scoots along the living room rug?! Now, you may all get into the pool on when I shall next bring up glandular matters, but I would really like to see you all bet...
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    Mygawd, Llama Lady....there is much to learn, here. But do not be afraid. Most importantly, do not scurry away! I don't think any of us can tell you the reasons behind our PH's for F's, our compulsory Commonwealth spelling, our license taken with proper name spelling.....these things have simply....happened...... Um.....it's a pertinent and fascinating...
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    I phorgot to mention this, Alex.... ... .your new av pic is even MORE gorgeous! What a beautiful couple you two make.
  15. elye
    Ain't it the WORST? Cannot believe the sweat that I generate simply by walking around dusting and tidying..... Yuck. Very phunnee... .. .I of course was thinking of you, Susie, when The Ripper insisted on this tie for his dad. Jack being Jack, I told him what these pretty, orange-red leaves grouped in threes all over this tie looked like,...
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    As she bloody well should...... . .. I wanted to try to attempt a font drawing of my dad's face, but I think these things always just end up looking like clowns....... ...Which might be, actually, fitting........
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    HAPPY FATHERS' DAY, EVERYBODY!!!!! Gotta get to the kitchen table.... .. ..DH is opening the terrific home-made bird house, paperweight and dollar store tie (with a print of plants running down it that look very like poison oak.... )
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    I wish I had some to give ya, Susie........I want some rain to get rid of this oppressive, thick, heavy, wet, steaming air. :droopyboilinghotface: I was wondering if we'd hear news of your mom, Sarah. Waiting's tough, I'm sure. We'll be here for you! Great llama pic, Ptaoughmghmn!. Actually, I've just realized that I may have looked an awful...
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    Lots of rain up in Moose Jaw, Ryan? We just keep threatening, here.. .. ..heavy humidity, like we're going to get pounding rain, and it never happens to give us some relief. Ptaoughmghmn, I want yer dry, arid 100 degrees! Trade 'ja!
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    My, that dog looks a lot like Annie. Perhaps it IS Annie! Susie, why haven't you told us about this large, bearded Aussie man who takes Annie out to singing engagements?
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    Morning, Sillies! Great links last night, Lisa! We're coming into the semi-finals in Jack's baseball league. Game this morning, and I believe he's pitching....... :nervousmomface: Must run, get my screaming voice ready for this AND DD's summer hockey game tonight. Bev! Chemical burns?! Oh, gad. Feel better. Thinking of you.......
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    Yes, and apes can get hemmorroids (true!)....once again, nothing to further your llama knowledge... .. I'm afraid I just don't know too much about these lovely creatures. But you know something... ...there could very well be a predisposition to gluten intolerance within llamas. The wonky gene that generates celiac is also the gene that causes long eyelashes...
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    Oh, Sarah!! Bloody hell. I'm really thinking about you. Wish there was something we could do, from so far away....wish I could send you some Effexor. LOTS of Effexor, so it would just not be a concern. ((((((HUGS)))))))) Oh, Nikki! An obese, bald, cigar-sucking repairman.....yeesh, I DO hope yer washer conks back in. And...
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    Hell, Nikki! 'Round these parts, this can be a verrrrrry positive thing, having a repairman/plumber/tree guy come over. I should think you'd be half hoping that said washer stays on the fritz. ... .. .Er.....are your English repairman rather ugly, then?
  25. elye
    Everything Patti has said! ...And she's done it again, that Patti - - gone and made people feel better. Like second nature, it must be, Patti.... .... ..you're so good at it. You need to become a guidance counsellor!!!!! I cannot wait to meet Patti. Our holiday may be going heinously, and I'll be raging at DH, and sick to death of my kids, and I...
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