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AH!... .... . .. ...There it suddenly is.... ... ... ...I am part of the Zeros... .. ..... -
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I have no warning percentages beside me. I would think that not being part of this Visible Percentage Warning Club (VPWC) matters not, but by the sounds of things, it's currently de rigueur... ... . Question: I have not as yet had any dreams involving Sillies, so I am curious as to how it will transpire when it does happen - - since we don't... -
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And... .. .Zero Percent Warnings back to everyone! 'Tis also wet and cool here - - but dogs do not care about such things.. .. .will need to take them out regardless. Did I mention that Elsie has put on five pounds since we've had her? No more angular boniness to her frame, and her back legs do seem stronger. Such a happy girl..... Elsie and Gus... -
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Mygawsh, King Peter.... .your reign has just whipped by. This is truly a BIG'UN coming up - - The Millennial Monarch............ -
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Hey! I go away fer a couple of hours, hoping Susie would have spilled her stoopid mistake thingie..... .. .but NOPE. ...Lisa!! Are you keeping Susie away?! OMG. ... .....Large guffaws over here.......CORNER GAS is on... .. -
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AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody involved seemed loaded, so the line here becomes quite blurry, methinks.... Ah!! A pool! Okay, I'm in with smacking other boob on kitchen counter..... -
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Maybe not, Bev.....if you can crack arse (hafta ask Susie - - don't know what in hell this is, nor how to DO it) ya may be able to put it on two couches...... How d'ya crack arse? What's an "a$$ cracker?" Do I want to know? ... ..Oracle Peter?.... . .... .. . .. -
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Okay, okay.... .. .got two minutes, here, so I can write: The subway's full of drunks in London Town, Do watch your back, David, you're goin' down..... Pink things prevail - -the tongue of Mr. Chow, And piggy, and Nikki's blisters....yeeeOW! The treadmill whirs away at Julie's place, Amanda's sane enough for that court case, King... -
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Yes, me too, Bev!!! We all have..... How are you faring? Very impressive, yer multi-page recap - - Coles Notes for Sillyville... .. . Omg - - Jess has thrown down the gauntlet...... .. . .I'll need more time than I have right now to iambically pentametrize a Psilly Psynopsis....be back wif dat...... Betcha jus' cannot stand to wait... -
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OMG, yes, Susie's wing span! Like something out of a naughty magazine....or a circus sideshow, perhaps.... Jury duty for Amanda..... . ..you did not come across as insanely as we coached, now, did you? No twitching, grunting, sweating and screaming things about being Jesus Christ.... . .you may still be able to do this - - perhaps when they lead the... -
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Morning, Sillies!! Ahhhhh, what a perfect flurry of late-night posts for me to have missed - - could honestly feel my stomach tightening as I skipped through the problem-solving equations and hypotheses of the two travelled distances from our race... .. .honestly, you number people!! Actually, at the top of our pic the time is shown as we crossed... -
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Absolutely, Ptaoughmhmn, you are the ONLY one doing this.... .... . -
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.. . ..Watch yer back, Nik... ..not unheard of fer him to get ya first - - at least, in my experience... .. -
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If one can imagine, DH does this to me.. .. . yes, all 180 pounds of him, on my back. Curled up like one mother bug. Also quite funny to everyone... .. .although I'm failing to find as much humour in it the older I get. . ... -
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It was a Cancer Run. Oh! It seems there was another shot snapped as I was crossing the finish line - - a better picture, looks MUCH more like me in real life: http://www.runnersworld.ltd.uk/graphics/sportsbra.webp -
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Yes, that sounds right... . . -
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Actually, I've glanced again at that photo, and I look quite like a cow, I believe.. . .Extremely unflattering. Perhaps when one is caught running, it's an automatic ten-pounds-go-on kind of illusion. Hell, I hope so... . No flames coming off my feet, either.......(yeah, right - - like there usually is).... . .. -
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The first of June....incredible. Where in hell's my life going? Indeed I did! It's so great that diabetes supplies can be used for points.. . .I bought four hundred-dollar boxes of test strips, which put me well over the mark for $150.00 worth of free stuff! Got a cartload of stuff...... Phunny, phunny, phunny.. .. .Such... -
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I know, I know.....but perhaps it was yer entire system saying. "Whoa!! Okay, he's gotten rid of ONE major toxin! Man, that feels amazing! Wow...can keep this up for a couple of months.. ..then maybe he'll get rid o' that other poison - - Then, psychological Nirvana will truly be reached...." and your system is just waiting.. ..and waiting.. ..for the final... -
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No!! Gus (v.t): To frolic about in a haphazard, juvenile fashion, contradicting one's massive size and breeding. -
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Wow! Feline ear-licks, spectacular lightning, potential tornadoes, sump pump failure....lots happening fer a Saturday! And RYAN!!! Those HEINOUS neighboUrs!! Sounds like something Stepford would do - - or get her "help" to come and do, as a nest simply ruins the sculpted perfection of a pruned tree....that is just sick. I really am speechless....... -
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Morning, Sillies! It is POURING here.... However, our gardens need this. I sure as hell don't, and Elsie just stares through the open back door with real trepidation when I open it for the two to go pee. Gawd, what else does this tell me about her compromised past? A real fear of rain.. . . Perhaps she's just a girly girl - - doesn't want her hair... -
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Okay, Patti, I'm here! Sorry to leave you like that... ..had to rush my kids out fer an ice cream - - I just do not know who they think they are, pulling me away from Sillyville like they do. Do they think they're important, er sumfin'?! Yes, where is Ptaoughmhmnas the Ptancques Ehnghihn? Jess!!!! How are our kitties? -
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Yes, Harvey Korman was one funny man. I remember rocking with laughter at those famous Carol Burnett skits....What a loss! Nikki? Your "smalls?" Gad, think they'd be my "bigs", I'm afear'd...... FAUX SHIZZLES! A brilliant addition to our marketing plan...!! MYGAWD! In the last thirteen minutes. .. .the world's population has increased...