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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Hi, Susie!! We're all living vicariously through you, and await with bated breath your Vegas stories. Three barfs? Well, you must start wif this..... -
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Mygawd, yes.....that will be 160 candles, after all....!! Woohooooo! Confetti ALL AROUND! :partyanimalface: -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Yay!! Well, I think our Queen has decreed it...... -
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Yes!! I shall phone my mother this evening, tell her it's all solved...My brother, sister and I will continue to organise a big eightieth birthday party, only it will be for PATTI'S DAD, and she really should come. It's perfect!! Patti, what is your dad's name? I'll need it for the cake. And what size shirt/pants/socks is he? My mom may wish to pick him... -
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Patti! Your dad's turning 80 next week, too? How funny! What date? My mom's birthday is on the 7th. An Aries through and through...... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Bah! Bien sur.......I knew this..... So, my mom's eightieth birthday is next week, and we've long been talking about a big surprise party for her. Well, last week when I had the family over for dinner, she said about five times, "I do NOT want any party!! I mean it! Nothing! Just call me and say Happy Birthday". So we told her we were going to... -
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Good Monday morning, Mon Sillies! Well! I hope you slept well, Ptaum, and I hope those embers on the mountain are put out today, Sarah, and that this first day smoke-free for YOU goes smoothly...Hope your dad's test went without a hitch, Amanda, and that your cold has subsided. Today's the Las Vegas wedding! Of course, hoping Kissey2 catches all... -
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I also meant to comment on Janet's self-quoting...not only is it hilarious, but amazing, as well. Janet, how on earth do you hone in and find these things? I can't remember what I said this morning, let alone last November! Hope you have a sound, lengthy sleep tonight, Ptaum.... Sleep knits up the ravelled sleeve of care..... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Yes--he must have been very young...like around forty, like me..... -
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Well...Chuck is supposed to give everyone pause... Actually, the urologist who conducted the scope test (cannot remember its name--a camera up into the bladder--lovely) asked Dad as he was pulling the tube out and peeling his gloves off, "Gee, Mr. Lye, can I get your autograph? Here, getcha a pen...just rip off a corner of the paper sheet under you... -
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I've been suspecting that our yeti has been in to the hospital, visiting my dad....Dad has spoken of a very large individual wearing a lot of clothing...very covered up, but one can see a lot of hair sticking out, standing there, not talking. I assumed a couple of weeks ago that these stories were a result of the infection and/or morphine, but there have... -
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Good Sunday morning, Sillies...... Any of us regular church goers here? We are not . Sunday mornings, when I've been here, seem pretty quiet... When I do make the time to go, it's to a 2:30 service. Not much easier to fit in, you'd think, but there you are... Now, speaking of churchy, upstanding subjects: It is a splendid word.... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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We sat in an hour of darkness, too, in front of the fireplace, playing Password. Jack disappeared down the hall for a few minutes to let Gus out. When he returned, he announced that it was SO dark outside, but dogs seem to know right where to go, because "Gus shat in his regular spot!" (Just waiting to employ this new word)..... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Ptaum, this is great. I've always thought of most poetry as potential lyrics.... -
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.....Uh..... Right. Well..........Even kings egress phecally. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Thank you, Oracle peter! That is fascinating...the word and its conjugation appear in the Canadian Oxford, but not in the Canadian Webster's, which is what I have. I shall tell Jack that he can use any of these forms, as each is correct. Of course, he must wait until he is an adult. ...Somehow, sh!tted just sounds very incorrect....The damn... -
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Superb av, Ptaum!! Well, Ptaum...good thing the BBPE transpired before your meeting with Yolo. Not a terrific first impression when ya gotta say, "Oh! Jeez...excuse me fer a sec...need to do my compulsory poop, and it's right at the gate!....Brilliant conversation just CANNOT begin before this event...back in 'arf a mo..." Here is a question... -
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These are all terrific offensive ideas, Your Highness. Wow...we got a bonus, here--a queen who knows how to attack an opposing army! So, we'll need our yeti, a bathroom scale, and a carb-counter. Ha!! They'll be SO unprepared, with their bayonets and semi-automatics.... -
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Auuuuugggggghhhh!!!! Janet, you just sent me over there because there is a plethora of MATHS, didn't ya???? I get on the thread, all ready to impart my most serious, well-founded advice, and THIS is what I find: If it were me, I'd add up the carbs and divide the total by the ratio of a single serving. In other words, if the total carbs in the recipe... -
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Why, thank you, Oracle Peter.......! Take care of yerself, Susie....pop an Advil gelcap for the menstrual stuff and the back pain (or two), and get ready for your party in Vegas..... Yesssss.......they do make the best absinthe, mehears.... But ya know, absinthe gives a clearness of mind, a feeling of contentment and good humour... -
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BARI LUIS, Sillies of the New Kingdom!! CONGRATS, QUEEN JESS I!! We all may now just have to sprinkle the odd Armenian phrase into our discourse, as I have just managed to do, to honoUr our reigning monarch. I feel that Queen Jess needs to proclaim this as edict #164B: There Must be an Accompanying Little Quirk in our Use of Language, Idiom, Expressions... -
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Susie, they are jealous. I am jealous, too....... -
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Oh! If you had any idea...... A barely audible creaking noise punctuates the windless silence. Rusty hinges on the saloon half-doors protest quietly as a figure pushes through them. She stands in shadow...an odd curl of flaxen hair is illuminated by the setting sun, as is the smoke furling slowly from a long cigarette held brazenly in her... -
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Glad to hear all is well with DS, Janet...man, I could use a surgical incision in my throat right now, causing high pain when swallowing foodstuffs. That boy doesn't know how lucky he is!! Okay, there are two pages to go until the Royal Flipover, and of course, I will be out this evening. Please keeps posting to a bare minimum until tomorrow afternoon... -
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Ptaum , have you tried any French stuff? I quite lurve my Absente. (((GASP)))........... Yes! Sudden creative inspiration for a new sculpture piece...... Hmmmmmm.....we are not the egret's natural habitiat here... Wonder if The Ripper's class budgie puts out enough for at least a prototype..... Yes, Susie, you could be right...