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elye

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  1. ...And for Nikki's benefit...bogies. ...Talk about being askeert...I can feel it coming....
  2. TOM! Toaster Poster...Excellent! Well done...Methinks Tom's mojo is flickering back. Hang on tight, everybody...! Now, 1000 is coming up for me, and I have figured out the chain of events. I'm to get good and ready, because I'm certain it involves less specific bodily fluids than the vomit for 500. Think on it for a moment...what subjects have been...
  3. WHOA! Sarah, you were askeert, but not that askeert!
  4. So, I traipsed around this evening, searching for a birthday gift for my dad. Ended up buying him an old-man type cardigan...you know, big wooden buttons, cabled. It'll make him easy to identify should he try to enter anyone's life as Richard Simmons, Fidel Castro, Hillary Clinton...just look for the old-man sweater... Oiled-up, shirtless cowboy...could...
  5. I know exactly whatcha mean, Ptaum...so many laughs through so many pages that I'm catching up on, it drives me nuts sometimes that I can't acknowledge all of the brilliant wit on here. And you being a prime witmaster (witman? witophile?), I take your above post as a true compliment. Okay, I'm going bananas....I need to know at least the essence of...
  6. Where's the toaster thread?! Sarah...not to alarm you...but...the big changeover to 500 can cause cataclysmic events. Now, you posted over right at the time that Ez suddenly barfed all over your living room. Coincidence?....Or...
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    ...Nice...an olive green. Somehow Mediterranean...
  8. ...I think you need to bring her sandwiches...
  9. EXCELLENT preposition placement, Susie!!
  10. I just have to say... This is something up with which I will not put!
  11. Man, do I hate this new look. Difficult to decipher when one person's post ends and the next guy's begins...our av captions are no longer under the av... Scott, why did ye do this? He's probably Scottish.....I would prefer the Adams tartan than this! I still think it was our constant green subject matter...
  12. AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH.....Yes, we got green.... Indeed, how did you know we would all be witnessing this this morning, Julie? How did she know...? To do a quick Dr. Seuss, my all-time hero (up there with Winnie Churchill): Must ask our fair Queen...about this green screen. We've been speaking a great deal about green lately. It began with my dad as...
  13. Bev, I loved it, too. The timing is perfect, as it is my dad's 83rd birthday on Sunday, and I'll recite this poem to him. He is the epitomy of a nice ol' fart. Now, this is provided he isn't in costume. No idea what to get him...what do you get an eighty-three year old codger who changes identities faster than I change my mind?
  14. Ha! 'Tis true, 'tis true, I'm sure...does make the heart grow fonder... or more catatonic...
  15. Yep, no green for me, either...perhaps this is Scott introducing something in place of an accessible green-guy emoticon--a complete sense of greenness, for when the nausea seems everywhere. I do need this sometimes...
  16. Does she charge by the hour, or by the job? I'm thinkin' we could use her in our parade organization...Y'know, placing all the paraphrenalia within the floats, organizing and loading the guns with appropriate treats in the proper order...the most economical use of space can haunt parade organizers. You should ask her if she's ever tackled a job like this...
  17. A CLOSET ORGANIZING LADY?! Wow...There is actually a consulting position for fixing up your closet space?
  18. Halooooooo, Peter! Yes, Our Silly Yak Thread... the vortex-like pull of addiction has its tendrils around us all, I fear...sometimes I actually find myself shaking a little if I haven't been on here for a few hours. My husband claims I toss and turn at night, mumbling things like, "Are they on right now?....what are they discussing?....is it about me...
  19. Hugh Grant...A Horn-doggy Tartaholic...!
  20. Oh, poor Annie...not again. Okay, off to get more hats on Gus. One thing that dog can do, is move hats on eBay...!
  21. ...Um, guys.... ...Where's Peter? He made such a spectacular entrance, bowled us all over, and now...where is he? I did warn him....A picture suddenly flashed in my mind of our Peter sitting alone in a corner, knees up, rocking back and forth, blathering quietly.... Oh, Peterrrrrrrrr.......
  22. ...Aye, with globose follicles.... Actually, ellipses are quite complementary shapes. Now, Tom, if I'd claimed you were a rhomboid....now, them's fightin' words!
  23. Nope...I've got it. Tom is, through and through, a macadamia nut. The fruit of this tree is a very hard, woody globose follicle with a pointed apex, obovate or elliptical in shape, with an entire or spiny-serrated margin... Now THAT'S our Tom!!
  24. That's it! Nikki shall write the numbers for BSP (Badass Snow Poodles)!!
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