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elye

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  1. Dear gawd.. . . ...is it easier than polynomials? 'Cause they got me... . . . ..
  2. Yep, and they really did do this. Can you imagine someone not noticing that his/her passengers in the back seat are putting on protective sports equipment?? Gives ya some idea of where the head is at whilst driving.... . . failing to notice cyclists. . . .... .... .dogs.....joggers...amazingly, transport trucks.. . .
  3. Gah! Quite a tourist destination, I would imagine. . . . .... That sounds like a terrific idear. Shrooomie, I was posting at the same time that you were - - your Christmas festivities sound grand. Canna imagine a sweltering picnic on Christmas.. . . ...but I would sure like to try it! DD has just gotten her drivers license, and has...
  4. Okay.. . . . ... .. . ...... . . ... . ... MIL has arrived. ... .. . . . .. . .....
  5. Me, too. . . .. . ..! No friction-porch o'er here. .. . . . . ...
  6. Jyaghnutt, that mail thievery sucks! Well, let's hope that they were young kids, and one of them will rip open Josie's prescription bag, stare at the bottle, break into a huge, disbelieving smile and exclaim, "Whoa, lookit this!! Meds for glaucoma!! My mom has glaucoma, an' she's goin' blind, an' we got no money, no drug plan for medicine! Man, Her face...
  7. Or my Badass Snow Poodles? OMG. . . .whot have I missed... .?.. .. .. .. G. R. E.. . ... . . .. .. . . . . ..is this a new brand of birth control pill??. .. . . . .. .. Gah.....so true!
  8. Man, 'tis a good thing that we hadn't planned a Psilly Psummit across the pond in Gnick's neck o' the woods this holiday season. . . . . .. . .... . . .psnough like they've never seen before . . . .....airports closed. . . . . ..... Ya diggin' out, Gnick?
  9. 'Tis a wonderful Christmas present and surprise. Gads.. . .went to my second big Christmas party last eve. .. . . ..... . . ..am feeling somewhat like this.....
  10. Oh, gawd... . . . .more congratulating and celebrating. ... .. ...Jyessss, when will you EVER get any sleep??
  11. Gahhhhh. . . . that was drivin' me NUTS! I could NOT put me finger on who that action phigure reminded me of.. . . . . . . ....was someone soooooo familiar... . . ...and now I see Gnick's new av pic (gorgeous, by the by), and THERE SHE IS!! All the possible Jesus accessories could put you over in no time.. . . . . ...extra loaves and fishes...
  12. I would bet that it is not a typo. . .. ... .. .some interestingly creative pholks working in marketing and advertizing, these days.. . . . . .. . . ....Or wants to see, if one is a Freudian. . . .. .....
  13. This sounds much like the situation 'round here... . . . . ...ever since we've cut our Christmas card-receivers list, and now eliminated the list completely, the cards coming in are few and far between. This year, our mantle is thus far sporting four lovely cards: one from our kids' orthodontist (more a thank-you note for paying his rent for the past six...
  14. ... .A veritable Holy Roller. . . . . . . OMG. . . . those squirrelly underpants... .. . . . .are heelarrus.. .. . and really sick.......... . . .. . um, I would love the opportunity to meet the individual who thought this up, but at the same time I would be terrified to do so . . . . .. . ...
  15. They likely wouldn't even recognise it as a condom - - you could pass it off as a nice, coloUrless balloon. .. . .... . ..um, unless it has a reservoir end.. . . . .. . ... It is probably another word for "snow" in Inuit. .. . .. . .. OMG. . . .. . ..... . . . I thought this was simply a joke. .. .one can buy Jesus Christ action...
  16. YES! In yer much-touted purple glad rags.. . . . . . ....!
  17. Dear gawd, Low-eee...just don't use that Enormix Condom in any way.. . ..could one use it to help with reading?.. . .Must consider this. . . . . . ... As a visual aid/puppet of some sort?. . . . .... . . ... . .
  18. Um, do any of yer Santas look like this, Shrooom? I ain't never seen no Santa lookin' like THIS round here.. . . . . . . ... .....((((((((((sigh)))))))))
  19. OMG. . . . . these names are STUPENDOUS.. . . . .....they sound very like the names of First Nation landmarks (and people) up in the Yukon and Northwest Territories. . .. . ...BIL has given a number of his sled dogs names such as this - - Skagit was his prized lead dog for a few races.. .
  20. Dear gawd.. . . . ..this is a gluten-free forum! The personal messages should absolutely have as long a shelf life as the gluten-free, preservative-loaded, processed and packaged foods we must buy! (currently have a bag o' bagels in the fridge that are fine after three weeks, I believe). . . . . .
  21. I'll bet you can get a decent mortgage on one o' those dear Kitteh condos.. . . ...(methinks I would probably HAVE to). . . . ..... . Yes, exactly two weeks until Christmas. Exactly ten days, two hours, fourteen minutes until MIL's flight hits our runway. .. . . . . .....
  22. Mygawd.. . . .penii AND balls on the tree?...Well done, Lough! But what is this? You have found ornaments that look like penii?? Where and how on earth did you ever find these? I have always had to make anything I wanted to be penile myself -- earrings is a great example.. . .. had to make a bunch o' those for my girlfriends and sister because, incredibly...
  23. Gawd, not if you're putting them into an omelette. . ... . . .. . . ...
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