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:rolleyes: Here's Michelle's start: Her dogs look SO excited and happy! -
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ANNNNNNNND... . . ...THEY'RE OFF!!!! Open Original Shared Link Michelle would have just broken out of the gates, as the race began at @11:00 am, just over half an hour ago.. .. . ... . .she started fourth, and wearing bib #4. . . .....a lucky number! -
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Speaking of dreams, Jack decided not long ago to start writing down his dreams as soon as he opens his eyes in the morning. I was just in his room putting his clean laundry pile on his bed when I spotted his open notebook on the night table, complete with morning scribblings. I looked at his entry for last night, and it said (I'm paraphrasing): I was... -
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In my senior years, I'm thinking that I would like to go even further South.....much further. Jamaica.. . . . . . ....Tortola.... .. . .. . . ...(((((sigh))))))). . . . . .....Aruba.... . ...:dreamyface: . .. . ......just have a small, fully-equipped dwelling ready for us to inhabit from November first through the end of February. . . . . .. . .. That... -
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Yup, that would be a main concern up here in WWC - - World Wheat Central.. . ....... -
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Halloooooo, Raye-chull! We have missed you here. .. . . .... . . please come by more often! Um...... . . Jeez, two questions, at least to start with.. .. . . .... . when would anyone ever need one of these add-on furniture legs? Doesn't most of one's furniture have, um.. . .enough legs? Like, four, usually. . . ...? What would ever... -
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Hey, Bhu-kneee! How you doin'? :lol: -
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Simply love those mammoth ridges at the end of the driveway... . . . . ...there will be quite a pile there at the end o' this storm, to be sure. Think I will just shovel two spots in it, tire width, later on this afternoon and I can aim my car for them when I head out. Must take a pic of Elsie and Hank in their new Muttlucks, dog booties from up north... -
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Yeah, and on dat tree, too. .. .... . . . .. It is rather sublime, here, outside. Blowing psnaough... . . .like a wee blizzard. Ice is forming, but haven't seen any tree limbs down as yet. Spotty power outages. We are so accustomed to this, it is a regular day. Kids at school, buses moving, all kinds of cars on the roads, pedestrains plowing through... -
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Man, I HATE when that happens. . . .. ... . ..Who hasn't, in their stressed, rushed, lives, confused that big head o' broccoli in the grocery bin for that box of chocolate right beside it? They need to separate these items within the store -- too easily confused, and then BAM! I've got a big container o' chocolate in my house.. .. . . .... ... -
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Nope, not allowed. Gotta find yer way through the mountain passes and psnough squalls, over barren, frozen lakes and ice ridges by yourself. Trails are marked, but for those twelve-plus days you have to be payin' attention.. .. . OMG... .thank GAWD MIL is not a dog-musher.. . . . . ..... . .cars get dented and banged-up, but these are DOGS...... -
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Perhaps we girls would like to go many places with them, as well. .. . ..but we cannot get a good enough look at the musher.. . . . .looks young.. . . . . ..rather virile. . . . . . ..tough call... And hey, speaking of dog-mushing, the Yukon Quest begins this Saturday. Here's who we need to really root for! Open Original Shared Link -
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YAY, Patteigh! Doesn't life just suddenly seem SO much better after a long episode of much-needed sleep? But hmmm. . . . . ....lotsa sleep is NOT gonna make life any better for those in that wicked, central/mid-eastern psnaough belt. . .... Kherrighnne, I'm sending ya these guys.... .. .. Steer them around and send them back north... -
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Yes, I enjoy getting my Alex Trebeck fix every now and then.. . . . . . ...would miss it were it gone. . . . .. . .. -
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((((((((YAWN)))))))).. . . . . .. . . . . ..Sounds like a regular daily winter forecast for me.. .. . ... . . . We are supposed to get this messy storm on Wednesday.. . . . ..perhaps a foot of psnaough - - pffffffffft, a mere pittance. . ..... Things have been unseasonably warm up in Whitehorse, the starting point of the Yukon Quest. It... -
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Wow. . . . . how in hell'd you all breathe?? -
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Crap, Patteigh... .. ....you've been really hit. Thinking about ya.. . .. . .and yer snot an' everythin'. . . .. . .. . . .. .... -
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Hmmmm.. . . . ..gotta make the field easier to steer from, methinks.. .. ...take all temptation away, and those stinky female flowers would slow production, methinks. . . . . Perhaps psychiatric arborists are needed to be called in.. ... . . .. ..arboreal promiscuity could be a field specialty, and there may be well-documented methods... -
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Righto. How about installing a bunch of them -- one on the arm of your couch, one on your nightstand, on your car dashboard for the times you're dashing into the house to barph, holding it through the garage, the kitchen.. . . . . . ... -
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Actually, that IS a heinous, but nonetheless brilliant idea. Let's face it - - vomit is, after all, the stuff that garbage disposals are made for. And the sink is elevated for the Erect Vomiters.... . . . ...yup, gotta go with the elevating toilet seat. Like a sudden sink-with-garbage-disposal right in yer loo! POeter! Ya gotta clean up barph... -
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Hope it ain't strep, Leeeesargh! I would rather work on an attachment to the toilet that raises the bowl, quickly, to, say, chest level. DH's nose won't clog, Shrooomie's knees would be saved..... . . . ..one could raise it up for easier cleaning. Though ill users would have to be certain to lower the bowl after barphing - ... -
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Well, then! Where HATH POeter scampered off to? Must put out a Royal Summons. . . .. . OH, POEEEEEEEETERRRRRR!!! I threw up occasionally during both pregnancies, but rarely at any other time. During my isolated events before the toilet I've ALWAYS kneeled, elbows on the bowl, and never had water/ barph splashage nor nasal backup. ... -
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Dear gawd, another one! Shrooom, in your semi-erect position do you get a system back-up into your nasal cavity, as well? You need Barph-time Bunting for yer knees (hey, there is likely a market for this. .... . . . . . .)..I must say that DH's aim is pretty damn impressive -- no sign of any splash-up or -over or -around. Dunno why this strikes me as... -
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All right. I need to brief you all on a point of contention over here, and get your takes. DH was suddenly sick last evening (surprise, surprise) and barphed twice. He's got it activated more through the other end. He's gone to work this morning, so we shall see. But I digress: When he ran into the bathroom to throw up the first time, he was in there... -
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Want some REAL TMI? Um, this happens during moments of severe retching, as well. . . .. . ...... Absolutely NOT the jester. He remains hammered, and would only contribute to the vomit infusion. Kept trying to lighten my mood by dancing around my bed, jingling those fr@ckin' bells and spouting off bits of court humoUr. . . ..... . could...