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:lol: LOVE dreams like this. ... . .. Yes, absolutely, a Royal Magic Carpet would be something I could use. Perhaps with a little carpet behind, for the jester. Do these things run on gas? I need to know how much an 8x10 berber gets to the imperial gallon as I would be submitting these receipts as part of my travel expense package..... -
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Gah! But of course. . . . ..been a while since I was wrapped up in the world of Jamie and Claire. Who in hell is Jamie McGregor? . . Think he was a gastroenterologist I saw a number of years ago. Wait.. . . . ....is he Jack's drama teacher?.. . . Um, no.... .. . .... . ...he might be the bloke running as our MPP in the next provincial... -
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Ahhhhh... ..Jamie McGregor.. . . . . ...(((((swoooooon)))))) I think I sometimes sound a bit like this. . . . . ..... . . ...Och. . . . . Etta's still hidin'. .. . ...... .. Come oot, girl! -
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That has got to be one of the most exciting, edge-of-yer seat, exhilarating spectator sports I have ever been privy to. Methinks Bicycle Paintball Jousting should be our Psillyville National Sport. -
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Dave Carroll made big news up here, being a Haligonian. . ....(trying to flex my demonym muscle as much as possible 'round here)... . ... . .. . . -
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Well, The Wall is finished her tournaments. It was such an incredibly exciting game, and Sudbury was a team of big and very aggressive girls..... . . ...we were way out of our league, actually, but we were TIED 0-0 (Sophie faced 20 shots, the other goalie 4) until the dying seconds of the final period, when Soph saved a tough shot off her glove and the... -
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I know... . .I am still thinking of J. Competition can get so heated at this age, regardless of the activity, that it can bring great big teenage boys to tears. Well, our teenage GIRLS made it through to the semi game, which I must get us to shortly. We are playing Sudbury. . . ....... ..great big, tough girls who throw their weight around. . ... -
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OooOOh, PoOeter, don't get me started! Earth Hour... .. . . .dear gawd. Ontario produces large surpluses of energy, quite regularly. And what is Ontario regulated to do with this extra energy that we are so strongly urged NOT to use? We must PAY the province of Quebec and New York State to take it off our hands. PAY THEM. In December of 2010 we paid... -
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This would be my MIL, who is Northumbrian.... . . ...... .. ...Northumberlandian? Hmmm. ..... . ..what's the correct demonym here?... -
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Soph's recovery thing is caramel popcorn -- a couple o' big bags worth. T'was bloody murder before she had her braces taken off.. .. . . -
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Yes! The very one... .. . ....terrifying. . . . . ... .. .. Youse Brits have Royal flushes, at that... . . . .. :lol: Man.. . . . . your poor boy. His team did SO well, though! But I know....it just ain't the same as takin' the whole thing. DD's competitive hockey team is in their final tournament... -
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Gawd, some severe dating of meselph, here.. . . . there has only been one movie that absolutely terrified me as a child: When I was about four, my sister and her boyfriend let me come along to the drive-in to se (the original -- probably 1970) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I have very few concrete memories from that age, but I recall perfectly the... -
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((((Loud, booming, regal-sounding, queenly voice)))))) Etta! THERE you are! From whom are you hiding?? ...From those who are offended by Weird Al?.. . . . . -
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'Tis a good word.... . ...... . . I had NO idear that those from Naples are referred to as Neopolitans. . . . And those from Liverpool are Scousers? What in hell, Gnick? -
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Mygawd, Rah-shyellle.......... What a time you've had! Those tears finally came.......SO glad it was with yer mom! -
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. . . Because I'm trying to corral Etta back in here: -
Hmm....one notices immediately that male Amish genitalia is NOT listed here... . . ...may need to get official clarification... Like virtually ALL subtexts of humour, there is little accounting for taste.....a seemingly witty story will strike one person as hilarious and clever, but as deeply offensive or nonsensical to another. So indeed, ya gots to...
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I was trying as hard as I could to look like a serious, austere, regal and all-knowing Head of State. However, I now look at this photo and know that I was just someone who was on her third large goblet of Merlot. . . ... . .. -
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We are getting 10 cm of psnaough overnight.. .. . ..... -
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:lol: Man, I couldn't get ANY o' the masses in this amphitheatre to recognise me as royalty. I needed the robe and sceptre.. . .and that bloody jester.. . . . -
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HEEEYYY, Royal Psubjects! Well.. . . . ....I spent last night in the eleventh century, completely swept up in jousting, falconry, hand-to-hand sword and shield combat.. .. ....'twas so... .....positievely Medieval. It really was quite a show. I explained upon entering just who I was. If you can imagine, NONE of the subjects there were apprised... -
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HEY! Got nothing to add......great news, I'm over on Wards Island, Toronto.... ..and my brother has a keyboard that is...um.... -
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Heading to Toronto this afternoon for a few days. We are, appropriately as I am Kween 'round here for while longer, attending this on Friday night: Open Original Shared Link I called the information number to let them know about my status as Monarch. Went something like, "Just in case you are not aware, I am the Psillyville Queen for the next... -
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I think there is some appliance-munting goin' on around here....... -
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Mygawd. .. . .....you just read this thread?? Like, all 3047 pages?? Holy crap.. .. .and we thought POeter was somethin' when he joined in at around page 200 and read the archives. .. . ... I absolutely LOVE my dishwasher. Have never felt any resentment, any bitterness nor frustration, towards my lovely ol' Whirlpool.. .. . . . ...now my fridge...