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  1. Yes, hmmmm . .. ....sign for anal sex.... .. .. . ..think I got a pretty good guess on that one, too.... . ... And mygawd, how often have I suddenly stopped, shook my head and wished with everything I had that I knew the sign for this?? 'Tis SO remarkably coincidental that we are speaking of it, I tell you.... . . ....... (((Sigh))). . . ...
  2. Good morning, Psills!! I found that this kind of thing actually got worse before it finally, in the last few months, started to get better. DD had conversation-stopping names for the Ripper, and Jack's for her found me wincing, but somewhat full of wonder and pride. .. . ....."Feckless Harbinger of Woe", "Knuckle-dragging Australopithecus"....
  3. :lol: Shroomie!! Yer whole post.. .... . .. . ..... Yes, methinks there are much more romantic and effective ways for one deaf individual to communicate to another that he/she wants to... ...you know......than furiously signing. Like grabbing the bloke's wrist and pulling him/her toward the bed.. ... . .....
  4. Wow.. . .....!!.. . .... .. .Oh, I gotta know -- how does one sign "oral sex"? You know, I think I'd bet my life that I have a pretty damned good idea how it's configured. . . . .......
  5. Oh, gawd.. . . .make sure you examine it REALLY WELL for dried splotches of the jester's vomit. . . . .. . .....that would NOT go over well with the principal and the staff - you'd likely be faced with a visit from The Children's Aid Society. . . .. .....
  6. :lol: Jyaghnutt needs a netty pot, for her aching face, If she sprung her boobs loose, there'd be no pain left to chase!
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    ARCHIVED New Dog?

    Kudos to you for going the rescue route for your pets -- there truly is no feeling like it, that of giving a neglected, abused and/or lonely animal a new life! We've rescued two dogs and a cat in the last ten years. We currently have two dogs (both standard poodles, and rescues) and two cats (our female was from a local rescue organization). It is quite...
  8. So, the headache is probably remaining, for that reason alone. . .....! Wow, yes.. . . .a real Commonwealth Arse.. . ......!!
  9. HEY!!!! ALL HAIL, KWEEEEN JYAGH-NUTT!!! Wow, did that ever sneak up on us. . .....I probably would never have thought to look had POeter not been at the switch. . . . .....Now, J, nothing personal, but I do hope that this reign, and all those henceforth, will be VERY short -- that is, let's hope the pages get flippin' as they used to, like, five...
  10. Wowza, Jyaghnutt.. . .. . you gots lots going on.. ... ! Your description of yer fingernail injury is really making my bum crinkle.. . .. . ... .. .....real cringing, here. And nagging gluten cc issues are always so stressful -- poor Skeeter! Eye pain? Gawd.....on it goes for you, J..... . . I'm afraid I've got no insight, here.. .. . . . . ..trying...
  11. Gnick has reared her sickly head!! As opposed to being just hammered.. . ..as we can attribute the past few sessions a'bed for Nik, once regularly seeing her fb pics.. . . ..... . . ... Gnik, are you quite certain you weren't just plain hammered? Crap. . .. ... . . . .this MUST portend that she's still havin'...
  12. Ah, but we remain, then, the Modern-Day Davids.. . .. . ....Michelangelo's Renaissance masterpiece lives on in us, wonky toes, boobs, faces and all. Except for POeter.. . . . . ..... ....it would seem that he remains perfectly symmetrical. I believe this is quite rare, POeter - - you could be looking at a page in 2010 Ripley's Believe It or Not, or in the...
  13. Good morning, Pholks! Wow, so much to read and ponder this am. . .... . .. . ...testicle size and symmetry - - 'tis neverending, this quest for knowledge on the quirks of the human body. The purposeful un-evenness and asymmetry of things is the measure of all beauty in the eyes of classic scholars, so left boobs and testes that don't match the other...
  14. OMG...... just hadda look under my not-bulky-a-'tall sweater.. . ...... . . it appears to me as though my RIGHT boob is somewhat larger than my LEFT. The rare exception, personified? Is this because I am left-handed? I sleep on the left side of the bed.. . . ..I drive on the right... . . .... . ..I throw left and catch right. . ...... What...
  15. OHHH, thank gawd. I have been wondering, POeter... .. ... . .as when we met, you were wearing a rather loose, bulky sweater, and I simply could not tell for certain. ..... . ....
  16. Um, in case anyone was wondering if, uh, I do.. . .. . . ... . . ..... . ..<_<
  17. Mygawd.. .. . ...type one diabetics do not always have breasts like that, lemme tell everyone..... . ....... .....
  18. AND!...... .. ...... .. Methinks Halle also gets regular head and jaw pain, if our Jyaghnutt theory is correct:
  19. GAH!!! :wub: Jyesssss! What a beautiful thing to come on and read!! I feel so. . ........ . .. . embarrassed and.....NICE! Yes: Halle Berry is probably really ugly on the inside. AND!: She probably cannot inject insulin with the finish that I CAN.
  20. Gnick, you remain my inspiration! I look with wistful envy at your pics on Da Book.. . . . .....I wish to fly across the pond and try to keep up with you and your gang in the clubs! Um, been pondering something.. ... .. . . ..... . ...Halle Berry is a type one diabetic. Why in hell don't I look like her???? (even a little)??
  21. Yah..... . me, too! I always miss stuff... . . . . . . .see, I don't regularly make it into people's dreams.. .........
  22. Gah! I remember now! That was you with no clothes on, and the pain-free head!!
  23. Oh, crap... . ....was I not there?? Think now, Shroomie...could I have been handing your mom things in the kitchen? A bowl, the kettle, wooden spoon? Perhaps I was holding UP the drywall for Tel as he hammered nails, or fighting Jyesss away from yer stomach... . .? I just HATES not bein' in the crowd of one's dreams. I miss EVERYTHING.
  24. Wow.... . . .. he dinna know he was type one. .. . . ....yeesh, what an unwelcome surprise. Is he gonna go on the pump? This one looks incredible - - I've been researching it for some time, now, but alas, 'tis not yet available in Canada: Open Original Shared Link Poor Jyaghnutt. . ... . . .. This sucketh. I am suddenly reminded...
  25. Yeah... .. . do we EVAH. I hope everyone is well, just busy. January for me is often the busiest month of the year, it would seem - - even busier than Christmastime. I do so hope that it is the same with everyone, and Psillyville gets full of raucous voices and laughter from everywhere once again. . . ....! All I have to say to get youse guys back...
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