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    Um, Janet..... ... . .......can you come over here this aft and show me where the fan switch on my furnace is?
  2. Well......I must say that the lovely, smoky blue of the new borders does very nicely set off the navy hue in the fabric of the dress I'm wearing in my profile pic. I suspect that Skaought likely used my very dress shade to determine the major coloUr scheme of this entire, new board appearance.. . ........
  3. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.... . . . ....:unsure::wacko::wacko: Holeeee crap.. . . ....dis is too much. ....!!! I need a Gravol... . ... Dear gawd.....as per usual, I don't know what in hell is going on. Everything looks splendid. I just is SO lost. . ..... I can't even unnerstand what I've just quoted from Jyaghnutt. ...
  4. HAPPY BOIFDAY, JAAAAACQUIEEEEE!! Yes, where is POeter taking you this evening? Perhaps he'll make you some of his balls.... . ...a most welcome present, when served the right way... . Yep. Messages to MIL........ . . (MY CAR! MY CAR!) (Um, no.....I didn't scrub those windows all that recently).... ...
  5. 'Mornin', gang! Oh, no.....another glutening! Crap, Pahteee. Hope you are better this am. Still dunno if I was actually cc'd - - it did not last long, and it was kinda crampy stuff, not bloating or D happening. Guess I'll never know. Hey! Oracle POeter may know this.......I was just thinking about how I miss our great li'l emotifaces on this...
  6. Wow....just got back from a TERRIFIC exhibition game - - The Canadian Olympic Womens' Hockey Team vs. the US. What a showdown, and what stellar hockey.....fast-paced, no vicious shoving or smashing into the boards....just beautiful skating and stick-handling, superb athleticism..... AND.......Canada won, 2-1. Go, girls, GO!
  7. GooOOoood Twenty-Ten morning, Paills! And our first glutening of the decade goes to.....Sooooozle! Actually, depending on when you indulged, Sooooze, I may have beaten you to the punch -- I am sure I ate sumfin' that was cc'd last night at our friend's house....got some rumbling going on... . . ..... MY first and LAST glutening of 2010! (Wouldn...
  8. All right. We're off.... ... ...gluten-free foodstuffs and 2 L of wine in tow. HAPPY NEW YEAR, PSILLLLLLLIES!
  9. We're heading out to a friend's place tonight for a small get-together. Sounds like their Wii is all set up and ready to go... . . .....crap, I'll suck at everything, I just know it. I'll just have to drink. Lots. Tree's coming down tomorrow. Cannot wait. Why am I always so happy to put away all our lovely Christmas things? 'Tis...
  10. It's still morning here....so good morning, Psills.. .. .! What do all you dearies ( ) have planned for this evening? Shroomie's already had her New Years celebration, methinks....... .. ....and Gnick is just getting geared up....... .
  11. How about findin' the nearest anaesthetist? They must have all kinds of terrific cocktails from which to choose, hidden in their lab coat pockets..... and perhaps you'd get your choice of delivery systems. . . ......
  12. 'Mornin', Psills! Are you still at the hospital, Rashyellle? Our hospitals are so over-crowded right now, if one was to get stuck there overnight there would be no spare bed... ..... .just cupboard floors and desktops, methinks...... . ..lotsa meds around, tho, to make sleep come regardless of where one was.. . . ... Jooooodie! Give us a long...
  13. YAY!!!!! JOOOOODIE'S BACK!!!!
  14. I'm there. What's a bit o' dusting and tossing junk out the door, particularly when drunk? 'Tis the best time to do this, AND at someone else's house....... . . . . ...... Holy crap....correction, I'm THERE! I'll just attack the wine.........methinks yer vodka will be safe, Ra-chellle...... I'll bring some excellent, pounding dance music...
  15. Leeeesargh! Go to yer old friend's party first, then the dancing part of the other party. Ya CAN'T miss the dancing, you! Hmmmm.....fer just about every job I encounter.... ..... . Wow.. . . . ....a penis WHISTLE... . . .this is a hilarious thing. I wish I could show y'all my earrings in an avatar, but I'm askeert of...
  16. Hmmm......they could well have an ipod holder incorporated into the curved plastic.....must look more closely. . ........... The problem is, I've no hair underneath me boobs for the li'l prongs to grip onto (quite thankfully)....... . ...DH could certainly use'em there... . ...... . ..
  17. Jyaghnutt's got TMJ! Methinks this stands for Too Much Junk, and yes, your in-laws can help you to clean it all up and out. Take those muscle relaxants NOW.....you will not care about the muddles and the dust. I was just contemplating something... . . ....I think I will try one of those useless Bumpits, currently sitting in a back bathroom drawer...
  18. I bought these thangs a few weeks ago -- they are completely USELESS in my thin, fine, poker-straight hair. Will NOT stay in, even with some serious back-combing and spray. I am a lost cause, 'twould seem. POeter, methinks that you would have better luck -- I'll mail them to you.
  19. Happy Anniversary, POeter! Yup....here, too... . .......Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... .....
  20. Nikkers broke some bloke's ankle??! You're playin' too much Wii, Nik - - dunno yer own strength. .........! The Li'l Henry Vacs! How adorable! Never seen 'em o'er here.... . . . .they canna be a Commonwealth thing... . .....
  21. Actually, I know that at one time we have spoken about the male model on the cover of the Sauna Pants package...... . . ...but Jyaghnutt, I'm just looking closely at his face, and he looks very like someone who is a true professional, smiling his way through some pain....methinks perhaps TMJ. What are the odds? Either that, or it is the pain of utter...
  22. They NEVER get old fer me. ... . . ......
  23. Crap! I needed that magical spot, and somebody pressin' on it, through this ENTIRE holiday week. . ........ Nuttin' will ever beat the unisex sauna pants.. .. .........
  24. Good Morning, Psills! Welcome back, Jyagh-nutt! I kept thinking about you during all that wicked weather that pounded the northern States. Happy to hear that you are home safely. Oddly enough, we got absolutely nuttin' of that massive, nasty storm system up here. Crap, even western Europe got hit with it! But none for Canada - - go figger. It has...
  25. OMG..... . . . . .a single stick o' gum.. . ... . ... My worst gift EVER? A little ice scraper for my windshield, and actually, if that is the worst I can come up with, I think I'm one lucky goil..... . .it's pretty useful 'round here right now... . . .... Okay... .....time for a gluten-free turkey sandwich. Havin' lotsa those... . ....
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