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Mornin', Psills! Wow, Soooozle.....no WONDER you've been so wiped! Low D, iron, thyroid.... . .....a veritable recipe for physical and mental exhaustion. How come you're so malabsorptive? Yer gluten-free! Methinks the Armour would help considerably. And perhaps Eltroxin... . ...?.. . .. Thinking of Jooooodie and her wondrous cross-country... -
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Well, maybe zebra girls.... . .. .. . ..but what about us human girls? Kind of interesting. . . . ..... ..... Y'know, it's always so ho-hum, same ol', same ol'.... . . ... But wow..... .. . . striped? .....Might wanna put THAT on my roof, fo sho..... .. . . ..... -
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Um, Jack is insisting on the truth of this fact, but I fail to see how anyone could know, or prove, this.. ...... . .. A zebra is white with black stripes. They are NOT black with white stripes. How do they know?? Who are THEY, anyways? -
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I remember your entrance here, POeter...... . . ....i remember thinking, "Wow....is this the very serious-sounding, intellectual Peter that I've read elsewhere on here?" Gad, who'd a thunk that in all that was to follow, we'd be seeing yer balls, yer tool, hearing all about your latest coronation and royal jewel-polishing.... . . ...... Cap'n... -
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Well, everything is exactly the same except for some new coloUred eyeliner I put on for that shot -- wow.......you are very observant, Paghtee, to have sensed that there was a little, subtle something different... . ....... Cap'n Mikul! Send them all straight to Jyaghnutt -- she's the whiz with photoshoppin'. . ........or perhaps they are... -
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Good Morning, pserious Psills! Sooooze! How bloody stressful and scary. Mygawd, who HASN'T left chocolate around? You are such a FIT mother, you make me head spin. So loving, devoted - - and Shroomie is correct......you did not clean your carpets before this, so now you can. That little Weeze is such a wily devil, able to get into, on and through... -
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HEY! A new Psilly!! AND A GUY!!! This is a splendid thing. Welcome, welcome, Miyke. Do you use a blue or a red toothbrush? Apparently, the world average leans MUCH toward the blue..... . .... ..the reason why escapes me, but remains fascinating to ponder, methinks... . . ...... And, um....anal glands....well, no, ya don't have those, at least... -
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Leeeeesargh and Brian are gonna have ONE BIG HAPPY DANCE this evening! Open Original Shared Link Actually, the complete technical term is voiceless glottal plosive - - but I believe THEY are appearing at the chamber music festival across town. . ...... -
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YAYYYYY!!!! Brian gots a job!!!!!! Oh, boy, such a great week for you, Leeeeesargh!!! Details, details! -
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Holy crap. . . . ........quite a guy. Only the Brits would be wackl enough to have a grand, yearly holiday celebration in honour of a bloke who tried to blow up Parliament with everyone inside. . ....... We SHOULD celebrate along wif you guys. . . .........! Dear gawd, this is THEEEE phunniest name ever. Comes so trippingly... -
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What in hell is that?... And Snowflake! That lovely retriever.. . . ...... But, um......the name... . . .........Snowflake. How banal...... . . .unimaginative, almost insulting. . . ......gads, no one here has a pet named Snowflake, right?? Cannot imagine naming a pet anything like this, a reference simply to their coloUr... -
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Dear Gawwwwwwd Best band-name yet.. . . ..... -
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Lord..... .. just the kind of fodder that DH needs to get wind of. . . . . .... -
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Indeed, you're right, Jyesss.. . .. .....a battle cry, of sorts.....or the plaintive wailing of old Arabic women as they gather around their dead husband's graves -- "E-LYE E-LYYYYE E-LYE E-LYE-EYE-E-LYE-EEEEE-LYE EEEEEE-LYYYE!!!" Yep, he sure in hell ain't MY neighboUr. THIS is my neighboUr: When he does his Tai Chi moves... -
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Whoa. . . . . ........... is right.. . . . ........ Someone's messin' wif our brains. . . . ...... ... Crap, I dunno, but he sure doesn't live anywhere around here. . . . . ..... -
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S DNIOM RAZHDJENIAL , BEVVVVVVVEL! This is Russian.. . . . ...makin' me think of Sluzinskia... . .....where IS she, anyways? So sorry about the sinuses (wait! Excuse me - -the "sini", methinks)........ Bev, are you nuts?? You don't need no girly drink.....you need this: ... -
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LEEEEEESAAAARGH!! What tremendous news.....I am SO happy for Nathan, and for you all. I will celebrate here for you, as I plod along on my morning run, as I sip from my wine glass this evening, as I go through my bed-time thanks -- I will be thinking of this awesome news. Um, and as I take my car in to have me psnaough tYres put on.... . ..... ... -
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I wonder if this inverse whatever-friction-plyometric movement really does condition the large muscle groups... ......I've never had particularly muscular arms, so this is why, I am sure, I never had guys lining up at my door. It's the girls with the HUGELY sculpted biceps, triceps and pecs, those who..... . . . use this type of training move......who get... -
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This is THEEEEE top-rated prime-time show up here right now. There is an excellent reason why we Canucks haven't told ya'll about it - - um, we were positively certain that it would never, ever occur to anyone else to sit and watch older, retired NHL players impress celebrity judges by attempting throws and double lutzes.... . . .....'Tis quite something... -
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OoOoOooh, would LOVE to take this tour -- as would my Ripper.... ......he is completely in opposition to DC on this, Nik (and likely in most things with every child/teen, methinks).....he is fascinated by Jack the Ripper....... . . . .these old, historic tales absolutely entrance him -- The Titanic, Pompeii, Easter Island, Atlantis. ......... I am certain... -
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Oh! This has suddenly reminded me of Rene Magritte's most compelling, disturbing, downright ludicrous yet ingenious painting he ever created......I recall my queasy obsession with it all through university: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh. . . . . ............!!!!!!!!!! Sooooozle! OF COURSE you are going to this $$Forbes$$ house in February... -
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You were probably okay - - in this house, I would have picked up the broken loaf, only to find bits of Q tips and soap imbedded throughout.... .. . . ... And a MAID.... ... to clean my floors, so that I could drop pills and loaves of bread with nary a worry.. . . ..... Man, imagine having a person in place who would clean your... -
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Dear gawd......this made me sit up, eyes widening. .... .... . .... 'Tis the story of me life. Crap, literally NO ONE would believe a story like THAT......an errant crutch tip, suddenly found somewhere... . ........as if.. . . ......! -
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Thanks fer the Joooodie updates, Paghtee. Things are finally going to be settling down for her.......about time! NIK! I am thinking about The Teletubby Man.. . .... ...he sure doesn't need this, does he? Hopefully it is cc issues, and then you'll have it figured out......