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  1. Pahteeeigh! Such great news! I'm so happy to hear that you're finished all of this yucky stuff, and now the fun of getting into a brand new house can begin! Crap, where IS that magic edit box? Those kids are yelling at one another as I sit here trying to ignore them........I believe Jack used Sophie's hairbrush. Such is a regular morning here...
  2. Oh, Sleuzhann........I am so sorry to hear this. . ..... .. Ah, man.. .. ....... . .it's just heart-wrenching to hear of Americans with no health insurance, or with insurance but suddenly no coverage due to "pre-existing conditions".. . . ....... C'mon up here. . . . . . .....there can be something of a wait, but I was in for my free...
  3. POeter, do you use your tester to test Oliver's blood? His own lancet, of course.... . ...do you take it from the pads of his feet? I assume that would be the easiest place. I could draw blood from Bryce's paw, our big, male orange tabby who is incredibly laid back. Tess, howevah... . . . ....well, think I'd just be guessing at what her blood sugars would...
  4. OooOoOooh, thank gawd.. .. . . 'tis not a mandatory announcement. I wonder if my kids have those little boxes on their bodies somewhere, for me to uncheck. No loud announcements at the grocery store, "Mom! You've got ELEVEN items! You can only have TEN!" or at our dentist's -- "Mom, you do NOT floss every night...... or even every WEEK"... . . ........
  5. Good morning, Psilliests! I believe that we have a new administrative announcement thingy appearing in our posts - - the official note that "this post has been edited by so-and-so at 11:39 am". Or perhaps it has appeared for ages and I have been characteristically oblivious. I kind of don't want people to know this. . ... ... . .if I make a spelling...
  6. Hey. . . . . . . ... .... . . ....Lookit my post count. . . .... . . .. ...... In exactly one thousand posts, what will happen to me? Will I catch fire?. . .. . ........
  7. Whoa.....14 guests reading along?? Who ARE you guys? Come clean!
  8. OMG.... . . .. This look amazing, Buh-kneeee. . ... . . .....:drooooolface:
  9. Yes, where in hell is Soooozle? Have seen her fleetingly posting in Da Book..... Hope all is okay. And Patteigh! She is very busy and stress-ridden with the house closing. . . ...... We miss you guys!!!
  10. Holy gawd, if it does my DH could blast himself to Helsinki. . . . ....... . . Truly Seussian phrasing .. . . . . .. . ... Hey! I think this is one of the seven dwarves...... Um, or dwarfs. .. . .. . .... Roof, roofs....... . . calf, calves. . . . ..... . ... Hmmmm....penis, penii.. . . . ...
  11. Hey! They've got 'em fer cattle.. .. ... .. . If there is a bovine model, there has GOT to be a human version. . ...
  12. Holy crap! I'm in! Can we pick up these flatulent holding tanks with padded harnesses at Walmart? Hope so, as we Canucks ain't got no Weggies up here... . . .....
  13. My husband had "negative" results on the blood panel and the endoscope, but a very high count of the antibodies in his stool through Enterolab. There was also a large percentage of fat in his stool, which is suggestive of gluten/malapsorption issues. He started eating gluten-free right after we got the stool results, and all of his gastrointestinal symptoms...
  14. Dunno why......this struck me as heeeelyarryus..... .. I think I have actually seen this on a bumper sticker. No, no... . ..... . ..just give them all to me. Again, something making me larf loud and long. Now,this I KNOW I have seen on a bumper sticker. Actually, wait......I know where I...
  15. This: And this: Just a sampling of the sudden, stream-of-consciousness things that crack me up in Sleeezio's posts. . .....canna even think of how to comment on 'em.....they's jus' FUNNEEE! Planes make you fart, Sleeeze? They tend to make me barph, with the right mix of turbulence and circling.... .... If ONLY you had been...
  16. Nikkers! Great to hear your tired, sickly li'l voice.. . . ....throw back a couple o' dem percocets, and come post! Your doc is prescribing bloodwork because of Tatt?? Perhaps there are just so many things to test and check for, 'tis like a yard full of garage sale items -- too many to list, just overwhelming, but it needs to get done. . . ... Thanks...
  17. Good mornin', Psills! Sleeeezahn, this is the arena towards which you are aiming:
  18. Knock out a couple of yer front teeth ... .... .. . start staring hungrily at yer brother. . . . . ....
  19. OMG, there's that adorable li'l penguin again. . . . .... . .. ... SOooOOooOoooooooOooOoO kewt!!
  20. Yep. . ..he is a magnificent runner. Elsie runs quite awkwardly, but much better than when we got her. She spent so much time in a TOO-SMALL CRATE in which she could NOT lie down properly, or stand fully, that her skeleton and posture have been forever affected. POeter's packin' away some phine vegetable matter...... . .
  21. 'Mornin', Peeeeeps! Leeeesargh, I just LOVE yer li'l penguin. Every time you post, I watch him, mesmerized......adorable.. .. .... Must put up the heeelarryus pic that DH took yesterday just before he went for a run on the trails a short car ride from our place. The Ripper was going with him on his bike, so Will opened his car trunk and left it...
  22. I'll see your two units of Toronto, and raise you four Humalog. ... .. ..
  23. Man, when Bevel screeches out sumfin' like this, I am only reminded of how I need to meet up with her. .........Bev, we gotta get together .... . ... .you always make me larf ... ... .. .. these outbursts just prove it more so.... .... .. Dar gawd... .so much food has been consumed .... ... . . feel quite like an over-indulgent loser. . . . . ...
  24. Great news on the work, Jyaghnutt! ....Or quietly pour it down his trousers, as some sneaky, senile pholk do at my mom's retirement residence... . . . think they're really pulling one over on the staff, as they wince in pain from the heat... . . ....
  25. Hmmmm....well, we rake up all the leaves out back and front, put the turkey in, slice up the BACK bacon, throw the beer in the fridge, wine on the top shelf, apologise to some people, mash the potatoes, set the table complete with some crumpled red maple leaves and pine cones strewn out as a centrepiece (from morning yard raking), apologise to a couple more...
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