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  1. ********HAPPY, HAPPY BOIFDAY, TAREEESUH!!*********** If you get any gift cards from clothing stores, please ask when you are purchasing new jeans, tops, etc., if they would please leave the plastic anti-stealy thing on the item. I am trying to start a movement, here, and I need a point man in the States...
  2. Good Morning, Psillies! Rah-shell had her melon stolen! Do not know this Bumblebee Tuna song . ... ... ...odd connection, there. Bees and tuna.... .....an overplayed American commercial, methinks? Could it be a new sandwich spread, poised to take the packaged food industry and global economy by storm -- tuna with honey? GAH. Those big, plastic...
  3. Yep. To fertilize our eggs, and kill the spider in the bathtub, and clean out the eavestrough... .. .....
  4. Now, Sbogota - - don't give too much away! This would make a great movie. You need to send this in script form to Oprah. Dear gawd.. ... I missed this one, somehow. I've just finished The Open Kimono by Seymour Hair...............
  5. HEY! ...And a splendid-looking one it is, Jyesss! ...Um.... . . from one o' your very own civckebs? No rooster needed, correct? He just comes strutting along after the egg is laid and secretes some spermicidal-type stuff o'ertop of the egg to fertilize it. . ....methinks. Set us all straight on this, Jyess...I'm a poor, unworldly bit of city folk...
  6. Perhaps Slobdazobogo (must now have African timbre) simply escaped from a tribe of ruinous Twa, who had begun the process of tribal head-shrinking on her. Sobogudi, do you have a teeny, weeny, wrinkly head? Like it's been in a big pot for a few days? Yes! I like this suggestion.....shorten thyself rather than a perfectly nice piece...
  7. Good Morning, peeps! Yes, Patrick's death.... .. ....so sad, and pancreatic cancer is a really tough way to go. Does anyone else automatically think of undiagnosed gluten intolerance/celiac when an individual dies of any cancer even remotely related to the gastrointestinal system? It's an automatic now for me.....I guess I'm now at the point where...
  8. Hi, Rudi, and welcome! My husband had the classic symptoms of gluten trouble (horrid gas, bloating, cramps, trouble sleeping) for the twenty years that I knew him before he had the celiac blood panel and endoscope done. Both were "negative". He decided to splurge and get the stool testing done through Enterolab, and there, suddenly, were the antibodies...
  9. I know, Bevel! And I'll bet there's especially a lot of marking/reading with a correspondence course . .. .. .think I'd go mental....... Anything and everything is a good excuse.
  10. Wow...that is SOooOo nice, Patteigh. Allo was eighteen?? Amazing....just shows you how a much-loved, so well-cared for animal can thrive and live a very long time. Forgot to talk to Soooozle about standard poodles from yesterday! I am in agreement wif ya, Sooooze, certainly to an extent. I have found that the bigger the poodle, however, the more endearing...
  11. GOooOd Morning, Psills! I shall try a modified run this am - - relatively slow and indispersed with some speedwalking. I'm not confident that my foot it ready, but I must do this. Morton's foot is not helping me AT ALL. He can have his damned feet -- they certainly aren't impervious to injury..... I expect to hear from The Ripper's school...
  12. WOW, POETER!!!! NOW DEM'S FEET!!!!!! Um, I think that you, as well, have Morton's Foot...... Open Original Shared Link
  13. Holy crap, Teeny Sleeny..... . .what size are you? WAIT.. . .... . WAIT WAIT WAIT... . . . . . ....... OMG. . . . .........I think I've just realized something BIG. Slewzitska has been throwing out references to a Russian heritage - - red herring. She is NOT Russian. Think, gang. . .........she...
  14. Patteigh, gotta tell ya, there is something magical about that av of your'n....the way the edges are smudged and blurred off at the edges, the stark redness of yer sandals and toes against the creamy white of yer feet... . .. .the angle, a view from the clouds, perhaps... . . . . ... Yes, quite strangely magical. Like Magritte, methinks. And I am...
  15. OMG.....yes, Jagh-nutt, tell 'im this. It may cause him to take his eyes from the screen. He won't get up er anything, but he MAY actually look at you if you tell him that this is the dinner menu.
  16. POeter! Luuuuurrve yer av - -I'm sure that this is your huge gentleman, Oliver. But what is this? POeter is attempting to divert attention away from the fact that he is NOT posting a pic of his pheet. Why is that?..... . ....do you have eyebrow-raising, sideshow-type phalanges? WE WANNA SEE POETER'S PHEET! I'm excruciatingly curious, now. ...
  17. Slewzhin, don't you store yer clean clothes on your art table, under the crock pot and novel scribblings? And yes, drinking and sexual deviance seem to abound here. As can be seen with the immense popularity and success of support groups, people who share significant behavior quirks, be they addictions or abnormal tendencies, tend to be drawn...
  18. We're all quite excited....here is where we are heading this morning, avec les chiens.... Open Original Shared Link
  19. Crap, Patteee.......mehopes that you were wearing yer Reeboks, NOT those gorgeous sandals. .. .....speed would be everything, here.. .... YES, exactly! You've diagrammed it so well, Leeesargh. It is a question that is still haunting me, and I am sober.
  20. Well.....I'm a bit drunk. Had a slew o' inlaws over for dinner .......and the rest is history. So, I am mulling over things.......this in particular: Think of that horrific and heinous ride at various exhibitions and fairgrounds where you are strapped in, lifted straight up for about 200 feet, and suddenly dropped at breakneck speed, right to the bottom...
  21. I was waiting to see a van of crazed, marker-and-bristol-board-brandishing renegades from Puget Sound racing through that video. .. . ....
  22. Slewzinskia! 38!? This is right dangerous! Are you type one or two? What in hell is a post-cranial test? Li'l strips that you put in yer ear to measure sugar movement through the synapses? Well, nothing could cost more than the blood-testing strips, at a dollar per.... . . . I havewritten online post-insulin reaction, and my train...
  23. 'Morning, Psills! Gah. What feet you have there, Jyaghnutt. I am......speechless.... ..... Slewskiza! Get back on that novel you began! Take it up again..... . sounds like you have something grand, there. But wait -- I'll bet the notes for said book are on your art table, beneath your crock pot. Hell, just add the shredded pages to...
  24. I am always spent, and utterly pharking speechless, after one of Slewzitzka's stream-of-consciousness posts. Okay, Slew - -you have got to put up an av of yer pheet. I must see these phallic phallanges. And what a coincidence....I just knew, I could just feel, that you greatly resemble 115 year-old Gertrude. Oddly enough, she was a member of the...
  25. Patteigh, you've got the most gorgeous feet I've ever seen. Quite standout....I think I noticed this in Philly, when you had them wrapped up in Birks. I remember thinking, "Man, if they look this great in Birkenstocks, imagine how they'd be in kicky li'l sandals or stilettos??" All right, all! Show us yer feet! POeter, we've seen yer balls -- time...
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