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ARCHIVED Positive Blood Test, Negative Endoscopy?
elye replied to Rachnnnn's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
I have read over and over, and it has been stated repeatedly here by many who really know their stuff, that a false positive on the blood panel is next to impossible. If the antibodies are there, they are there. Add to that the fact that false negatives with the biopsy are most definitely possible, and I would say you likely have your answer. SO many... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Wow, Amanda.....this is so very sad. And poor Jyesss... .. .......thinking about Li'l Max, and how well he was cared for. I wanna come back as a cat in Jyess's house! Patteigh, this is such a phun, exciting time for you guys, I'm sure! What stage is the house at now? You need to put up avatars of each phase....... . .. ..from... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Our mysterious Oracle POeter...... . ......only he is capable of such things.. . . ... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yup, exactement.. . . ......well, at least she didn't tell me I couldn't smile. Thank goodness, because that is exactly what we all feel like doing as the plates are compressed - - just couldn't help myself.. . ....... Was she funny-looking, like mine? Well, you guys are allowed to smile, so a face like a can of worms is not a problem for... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Or cry about. . . . ..... I looked down this early mornin', and was not larfin'......it was grimacing that I was doing, as I had my mammogram done. Incredible how one's breast just becomes something so foreign, so bizarre-looking, like something that could never be part of one's body, when squished between those glass plates. -
ARCHIVED 14 Year Old Diabetic Being Tested For Celiac Disease
elye replied to quadmom's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
Welcome! You've come to the right place. I have been type one for 36 years. Four years ago I was diagnosed with celiac disease. I had NO symptoms (what is termed "silent celiac") other than borderline low iron. It is quite remarkable that I was diagnosed at all, really. But thank goodness I was, because left untreated, this illness can cause various... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
'Tis SOooOoo amusing, really. Cannot show our teeth - - must be completely expressionless, which means no smiling, but also no frowning, jeering, twitching, signs of shock, surprise, bemusement. Um, yeah.....these things could interfere with the new Official Face Recognition Template System that has been put in place. One can wear a burqa or turban... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Ah! Methinks, therefore, that you will be pregnant real soon. . . ...... Bevel! It's just all the more time you can spend here! I know what ya mean..... . ....I don't begin my teaching gigs until the third week of Sept. Ho hum. . .. . ......... But why are my busiest periods in life those where I am NOT working? -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Good Morning, peeps! Leeeeesargh .. ....... .. ..gads, no wonder POeter and Ptaoughmghmnuss don't come around too often. .. . . ......! The Ripper's newly braced teeth are killing him. He is a miserable kid, so thank gawd fer Advil Extra Strength Gel-caps...... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yep. . . .......actually, it is very difficult not to smile when you are emphatically instructed to keep from doing so. PLUS: The camera lady was extremely funny-looking. Upon reflection, I believe she has been purposely assigned to that government picture-taking position since the regulations dictating non-smiling photos came into effect. The other... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
TT is Richard, our Founding King. You can read his heeelarryus posts in the first couple hundred pages or so, and then he got a serious job er sumfin, and we don't read him anymore. Yesssuree.. . .. .... ..regardless, we need to see Joooodie's St. Joseph. New av, please! Speaking of avatars...........Sewzhinn and Shroooomie, we need... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Joooodie! You found a St. Joseph statue, brought it home, and placed it on yer property? Within a few hours?? Awesome. St. Joseph statues must be readily available... . .do they have rows of them at Walmart or Costco? The huge question is unanswered: How did you place him? Upside-down? Facing your house, or across the street? This is apparently... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG.....have missed a big Man Rant. Um.....don't have a lot to contribute... . .......life is pretty good here testosterone-wise. But I wanna hear Jyesssss's details. Jess, is this a sciency-man thang? Dunno if I can be of any help here, or even have my attention grabbed for long enough to matter..... . . Did the bastard split yer infinitive... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Crap, Jooooodie... . . get yerself a St. Joe statue .........STAT! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yep, yep, everything repeated.... . .....especially the MANDOLIN part !.......Fabulous nickname for you, Manda, and my favorite stringed instrument... Sewzinn's got coons! Rotten li'l vermin, they is. . . . . .... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Wowie, some biiiiiiiiiiiig families 'round here......Tareeesuh -- eight kids in a farmhouse? Five of them girls... .. . . ...OYE. Thank gawd, NOT in his hair. It is in his garbage can, stuck to the bottom. One of those things that will probably be there until he moves out in ten years...... .."Gawd, I'm not takin' THAT garbage bin with me... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
HEY! Soooozle is squiggling at, what.....5 am her time?? And Joooodie, typing away, a maelstrom of creativity, at the same ungodly hour.... . . .... Well, it's just after 8 here, much more civilized, and it is the first day of school for the public board. DD goes to get her timetable, then returns home to spend the rest of the day on facebook, ranting... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Wow...Sisters of Sewzinn! Five goils - - I have trouble wif me one 16 year-old...Gads, what your place must have been like when you were all teens.. . . . ............lord. . .. ....! Soooozle! Whassup? We have all missed ye. . . . . .... Whup! You've just posted. . .. . .......lemme read ya. . . .. .. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG. . . . . ...... Onesie, twosie, out goes Soooozie... ....... . . What a weekend that was... .. I am certain that I cooked no meals, did no cleaning, no laundry, no ferrying of children to activities.... . .. .. Our earth just stood still, as one common, heady goal filled our collective unconscious........ ... . -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well. . . ........day two of my five-day sojourn as Thy Menstruating Majesty.. . ...... ....and I have been walking around with my shorts unzipped due to the characteristic bloating. Both dogs have been tied out front, lying on the steps, watching the world go by. Well, you know what's coming. Our mailman, effective today it would seem, is delivering... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
GUNAYDIN, NIKKERS! (This is "good morning" in Toikish, izzit not? )....... . .. .. Martha Stewart and Absence of Poo Crimes - - the checklist for everyone's perfect holiday! Joooodie's whole post had me larfin'... . . ...except the news on lack of offers. BOO! But with all the traffic through there, Jooode, offers are imminent... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Amanduh has a plumber comin'! Well, we know what that kinda news does to all of us around here.... . .. GAH! Superb song........lyrically, vocally.... . . . ......jus' LOVE that Harry Belafonte.... . . .(excuse the visual -- it leaves much to be desired): -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
O Yeah! I second that standing ovulation from Sewzinn to our Faire Diety, who is currently touring about on her menstrual cycle.... . . ... Meant to speak of my reaction to yer beautiful home too, Jooooodie. Like Shroomie, I was struck by its warmth and natural beauty... . . .. ....houses say so much about the people who have made them their... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
HEY! I gots MY period this morning, too!! The same day as our Royal Highness! This should, really, qualify me for some temporary Monarchical Title.. . . ...perhaps Countess of Menses, or Lady in Waiting for Bloatdom, or The Fair Unbarren Baronness..... . .. I guess we women are hangin' around each other too much......our cycles are synching... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
....Well, that depends.. . . ...... ..you drinkin' tonight, Jyessss?