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  1. elye
    Yep, he just kinda wandered into the frame as I was getting ready to snap a pic of me feet. Then he stopped, stood and closed his eyes. Probably dinna want to be lookin' at my travesty-ridden, second-toe-longer-than-first feet.... Wow, Gertrude ROCKS! 115, and eats bacon and ice cream daily. Quite do-able. But, no alcohol. Forget it...
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    GAAAHHH! That is soOooOoo *bleeepin'* funny!!
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    Gah! Um, I think I prefer the lingering taste and aroma of Raw Sienna to Burnt Umber.....it's lighter, has a more ethnic aftertaste. . . ..... Dear gawd.....all the snot I have collected through the day. . . .....
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    Jyaghnutt, you are correct. Actually, pronouncung it as BUH-gur looks considerably better. may have to think on this. . . . . ..... NIK!! You have phab pheet! great toe ring.....wish I could wear these, as I love 'em, but they always bug me.... . . ...
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    OMG.....phorgot this. . .. ...
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    Goooood Morning, Psills! Just may head out for a poutine at lunchtime today.......Let's see....there are any number of chip trucks dotted throughout the city to visit.....there's McDee's, Harveys, Swiss Chalet, Wendy's, virtually all of the little diners... . .. It's eveywhere. However, I eat a plate of this stuff and I can hear my veins cracking...
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    Sewzhin, just be sure to take the crock pot off your art table before you turn it up to high heat.. . .....
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    Put 'em in yer slow cooker, Soooze! Um....cheese soup....! No, no, no........now you know to scatter them over gravy-topped fries, hot outta the oven.. . . . .....
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    This from Wiki: Open Original Shared Link are popular in some Open Original Shared Link regions of Canada such as Open Original Shared Link and parts of Open Original Shared Link as well as in the Open Original Shared Link of the Open Original Shared Link. To the right are freshly made morsels of Open Original Shared Link before being pressed and aged...
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    Um.. . . . . . ...how about owners?. . . . . .....Jyesss, do you know what you've gotten yerself into?. .. . ....... . . . .... Is this the same for female humans? Was I producing pullet eggs in my early twenties? Guess my regular eggs are losing their grade with each passing day....... . .. before ya know it, I myself will be a stewing...
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    DIS IS PHUNNEEE! Sooozle, ya gots me larphin'... . . ....it's great to see your posts up here. . . . . Dear gawd, never seen these before.. . .... . . . . . .. ..... . . . Well, square feet would be a helluva lot easier to take than, say, hexagonal feet. . ........how about circular feet? Crap, you'd probably just keep walking back...
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    Wait! Hens are female. .. ........chickens include both hens and roosters, so can be either sex. And I assume that they both cross the road, but the rooster NEVER asks fer directions. You would likely need to RSVP for those RSTDs.....rarely enough to go around.
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    Wait! This should read, Do chickens have penii? No, wait! Do civckebs have penii? Um, well.....roosters do not mate with hens. They simply do sumfin' to the egg once it has been laid that causes the yolk to further develop into a chick. Sumfin like that.. . . .......I'm way outta my league, here. Jyessssss??? Well, methinks...
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    OMG.... . .... ....the cruelty! Had you no shame?? Well, we all know where arbitrary pics of MY feet would show up, along with those of my neck, hallway floor and bedspread -- in Les Collections Des Walmarts.. . . ...
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    This entire post was a scream, but above was what killed me. . .. .... Suvlaneitska, are you writing for the KGB? If not, ya should be.....you bring on a good deal more fun than a mickey of vodka, and no crashing hangover (that I know of).....
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    ((Gasp)).. . . .... . ..........Rayechull the Cloven-hoofed One. . ... Juuuuuust about to sit down to me lunch. . .......... :greenguy:
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    Raye-chull! It is a beeootiful pic, and I thought it was your daughter.... . ..you are GORJUSS. Phunny and beautiful - - what a one-two punch! Crap, I can look at my feet, as they appear as normal as always - - far from beautiful, but within the realm of normalcy......but I've been FEELING them .....well, the right one, anyway. Tried...
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    HEYY! Morning comes, and another Nooobie has alighted! Welcome, Monica. Dear gawd, I cannot believe it - - this gastronomical chaos that is poutine has crossed the border and ensconced itself into the Midwest. For any who actually want to know the history of this bizarre thing, an older clip that captures the beginnings of the Quebequois invasion:...
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    Yep, poutine = mess, all right.. . ........ .as is a pregnant woman eating four large helpings a week... . . ... Laura! I also missed the news of your Toby....I am so sorry... .. . . Chicken chops?? What in hell? Are those chicken mouths? Do they even have mouths......beaks?... ..... . . Bah.......had more Xrays done...
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    Bah, hold onto yer hat, Slewzhinnskaya. Stick with us and you'll be pounding out more than quoted text and emoticons. You could be doin' THIS: ☺ ♣ ☼ ♫ ♥ ♂
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    Oh, dear gawd.....poutine. Bevel, you have been introduced to one of the most embarrassing French-Canadian phenomena - - french fries smothered in gravy and then covered in mozzerella cheese. Very popular in Quebec, and has made its way across the river in the past few years. Our local McDonalds chains now offer poutine.....excuse me, "McPout", er sumfin...
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    OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I have NOT larfed like that in a loooooonnnng time.........Thanks SO much, Patteigh -- I really did need that! POeter, I was coming close to forgetting, or perhaps blocking out, that wild night we had on the Yonge Street dance floor in 1979. . . . ....remember how the crowd fell silent, parted quickly? .. . ..... ...
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    Gooood Morning, Psillies! Fantastic - - Topical Viagra Cream... . ......a terrific marketing idea.....! Methinks the number nine is associated wif Mars........war, violence, masculinity..... . ....nothing funny, silly or feminine. Gawd, certainly not the number o' THIS thread.. .. ....
  24. elye
    Holy crap...... .. .. ...a High Quality Immunochromatographic And Immunofiltration test!! Jeez, I've been waiting and waiting for this very item to come up! Gawd, and all I had to say was PENIS! Kids were putting their hands down Jyaghnutt's pants? Vaguely remember this. . . . . . ......they were searching for something? Gluesticks, er geometry...
  25. elye
    I know......... . ......this makes me sad, too. But it's nice to see you, Soooozle! What's goin' on wif you? And Laura...... . . ..a nice poop-in!
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