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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! we were about to send Yeti and the dingos after you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is SUCH good news about Ezra!!!!!! I KNEW he would get better! Mygawd, do you realize you have changed the course of his life????? He will have solid mental health and a clear brain, adequate neurotransmitters and normal emotional response because... -
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dear gawd.........a wad of toilet paper must be gathered to touch the seat.....but it HAS to be put down for me to get anywhere near a toilet....if I had to stand near a toilet with the seat up......and traces of wee and many MANY other things on it............just the idea of it gives me heart palpitations..... banish the thought........BANISH THE... -
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: damn near spit the coffee on teh keyboard on that one.............. -
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Yes, cleaning up the errant urinary flow of middle-aged women with bad aim. -
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:lol: but why should Emily just be an A.S.S. when she could be a Backside And Derriere Anal Services Specialist B.A.D.A.S.S. :lol: *snort* why yes, it does! oh, Amanda. People like this Nurse Ratchett are (h)ANUS. What they like to do is find victims upon which to inflict their torture. See... -
Hi Shawna Doctors can be really misinformed and, well, stupid. I"m so sorry you suffered for all those years......many of us here - probably MOST - are in the same boat. My ferritin level at time of diagnosis was less than 3, but at the six-month mark it was 6, and now, two years later, I am sure it is more than double that (I"ll be tested...
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
The WORST part was.....when I came out of the stall, they were looking at me, of course, and stepping over my river of wee........ I averted my gaze and skee-daddled as quickly as I could...... OMG - Grey's - I don't even care either!!!!!!! I am SO not happy about McSteamy's new nurse girl.....not even interested in her! And Meredith is just... -
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Well this gave me a good snorting guffaw, and I nearly spit my brussels sprouts onto the keyboard....... :lol: -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
she said poo explosion ......OMG........this discovery must result in an extremely rapid egress from the stall....... You must leave instatnly Well....I must say....I do not think everyone will be bowled over.......you will note that we do occasionally see a hapless forum member reading along.....then we never see him or her again.... ... -
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Yes, Amanda, you MUST work with children!!!!!! and be sure to teach them all the naughty rhymes..... Julie - snow boots!!! so cute how much you love them......definitely necessary for Yeti treks. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????????? Omygaaaaaaawd, I have NEVER, and I mean NEVER in my life, sat on a public toilet seat, or almost... -
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I'm not so sure. I was on the phone wiht my mom this morning, and she asked what I was doing. Catching up with the sillies, was my answer......and I snorted and said, one of the gals has husband who's been scooting his butt all over her carpet, so she has to squeeze his anal glands......my mom let out the loudest guffaw.......she thinks we're crazy. ... -
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I KNOW! 'Tis a utopian place, really! And we are SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!! Surely everyone would die laughing whilst reading our PAGES of nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
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typecasting!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, they really don't know Yeti, do they....... oh my gaaaaaaaaawd........... :lol: P'raps there could be a new name for this maneuver? you know how those ice skaters always get things named after their moves? The cutlets always do command a bit more attention whilst in play...... Stinker... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
can you imagine.......all of Patti's posts.....for about the first 8,500, quite normal...then, a subtle but startling shift as she enters the silly vortex......... PSAWYER is REGIS??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, this does make sense......I can see it..... OMG - forgot to mention earlier - - I ALREADY HAVE the Victoria's Secret cutlets....... -
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DingoGirl replied to Mango04's topic in Gluten-Free Foods, Products, Shopping & Medications
Um, excuse me, do you REALLY think I scare that easily???? oh dear, I can feel the collective grief over the lack of specials.......so sorry!! My Pure Luxe is arriving today.......can't wait......I've ordered several samples....they look SUPER SHIMMERY on the site, and I am all about SHIMMER!! I'll tell ya what I think later. -
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Is Yeti omnipresent???? could be....does he take different shapes? as far as I know, I haven't see a large, hirsute beast here............ OMG!!!!!! Just had a startling thought.....does Yeti need his butt glands squeezed, Emily, insofar as you can tell? Was he seen......scooting about on the carpet? good Lord.........that would be..... -
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You silly, Yeti is in Canada still, I think???????? OMG - yes - goody-two-shoes -- me too - -but I WANT BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!! Patti I KNOW!!!!!!!! BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want me some boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But....I really was joking....I HAVE to do the sensible thing......maybe there'll be another windfall someday... -
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DingoGirl replied to Mango04's topic in Gluten-Free Foods, Products, Shopping & Medications
Mango's Monster Makeup Thread.......mygawd.....if I weren't so heavily involved in the Silly thread.....I"d be here!!!!!! guess what.....not to confuse anyone or anything....... I ordered some makeup from Pure Luxe cosmetics Open Original Shared Link per recommendations on Makeup Alley. I was having too much trouble figuring out how... -
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oh my gaaaaaaaawd.......Alex...I am not eating rice but if I WERE - - I'd spit it out...... :lol: too................much....................FUNNINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (much-needed at this house) :lol: Okay now friends, new topic, no segue. (I like saying SEG-WAY!!!!!!!!!) So, what if I did NOT pay off my credit... -
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wait.......WHAT? we DON"T have butt glands????? You mean.....well then......WHY were those men I dated always scooting around on my carpet???????????????? BAH ha ha haha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: *snoooooooort* OMG Emily - the mental image of your husband - GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol... -
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Evidence indicates that it may take a few tries. KEEP AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG the SCHWA!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE the schwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'tis my favorite also. and..I also really like saying aspirated fricative and......glottal..... TAKE THAT YOU MATH GEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!! But I will NOT have... -
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GAhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! and she SAYS she's not SILLY enough for this thread!!!!!!!! You goofball, listen, if this helps, we actually make people - and ourselves - FUNNIER here - - I suspect it's the magical sprinklings of the sacred Yeti scat imbued within our thread. ha ha ha!!!!!! You HAVE to play with us, it's mad, and it makes us all HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!... -
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Well, ignore those snarky meanies and your job entirely. MORE SILLY TIME!!!!! But wait.....where is Janet? We've not seen her much in the past couple of days......JANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is going on??????????? Nicola? where is Nik? and Sarah.....still missing......OMG......... A random silly is still a silly. Always... -
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Judy, you silly, STINKER is on the Rimadyl, not mommy. and Rimadyl is actually like ibuprofen for dogs - it's an NSAID, so she's not havign any good out-of-body experiences (that I know of)........ I am truly ready to let her go. She's just such a fighter.........strong, strong girl.....pleasantly enjoying herself in her increasingly deaf/blind/dementia... -
Always such good information from Steve! but somehow it made my brain hurt...... I am one-quarter Norwegian, and the rest English, Welsh, Irish, Scottish, and a tiny smattering of French (descendant of Huguenots). Two summers ago I went to the Celiac conference at Stanford, and there were between 500 - 600 people in attendance. I had never...