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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
:lol: :lol: Just snortling along here, at nothing in particular..... mygawd, Annie now has a poop problem......... See, she almost would NOT go outside to pee, without Stinker, in the past. She would wait, in fact, until Stinker heaved her aching bones off her bed in the morning, and went outside with her, to do her business. Poop ... -
ARCHIVED So, I Hate The Writers Strike.....
DingoGirl replied to angel-jd1's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
GAH!!!!!!! heinous!!!!!! Well, Grey's SUCKS these days..... But I REALLY miss Friday Night Lights! I'm not allowed to have expanded cable. Self- imposed rule......I would do NOTHING but watch HGTV, any kind of ridiculous "reality show," the Food Channel, History Channel.....and then how would I have time to waste time... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
:lol: vomitous heinositous oops - - I meant - oh sorry, Janet, that is HANUS!!!!!!!!!!!! (well, it WAS kinda funny) -
ARCHIVED Lachoy Teryaki Sauce
DingoGirl replied to buffettbride's topic in Gluten-Free Foods, Products, Shopping & Medications
If I'm not mistaken, La Choy lists MSG in the ingredients, which makes it a complete no-no for me, and many others.....since going gluten-free I can't tolerate MSG at all......could that be the problem? -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I would have NO problem squatting/peeing in front of a painter, worker, any kind of hapless male passing by. It's all in the dead-on stare you give them. They would say nothing. I'd rather have a village see me wee then go into a stinky outhouse, any day..... Why yes, yes I do. Quite proud of my sphincter. hANUS story... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
oh yeah.....I would have cleared out the entire building.......the......the.........stench of c. diff. is like nothing else in the world.................... *gag* *wretch* *shudder* Well....here you go - - - - (not for the faint of heart - but we're pretty gross tough here, eh? ) We were pouring wine at this POSH party - 2000 people... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
and SARAH!!!!!!!!!! Holy Stinking Cesspool Batman.......you must NEVER use a porta-potty on a construction site!!!!!!!!!!!! (or anywhere, for that matter.) ALWAYS find a place to wee outside........men do it, why not us? Surely there is a building or tree to squat behind....... *gag* -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
oh my gaaaaaaaawd Is there ANY subject we haven't covered here????? aw Julie, that long ago????? Annie says you REALLY need another one!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't manage without her.......the ONLY time in my entire life I was pet-free was when Cookster died.......I waited six weeks and then got the Stink......it was a TERRIBLE and very... -
ARCHIVED The American Idol Thread...2008
DingoGirl replied to blueeyedmanda's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yay, I have something to live for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (it's been a sad time around here lately) Um, can I just say, I can't even STAND Blake and his........what do you call it? his spit-boxing? his........boom-boxing? oh wait......is it BEAT-boxing? He drives me bonkers.......... sorry to his fans..... But I am SO excited for the silliness... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Thanks, Crazy J. <dunno why I just thought of that but it's yer new Rap name...... > guess it WILL be a while.....we lost our strong, beautiful, Alpha girl........ a formerly VERY stanky jeep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Susie wants a NEW jeep!!!!!!!!!!!!! but the kidn I want - too expensive. Tom, the pockets, I don't know what... -
ARCHIVED Need To Make A Bed Comfortable
DingoGirl replied to blueeyedmanda's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
So sorry, Deb. This used to be me - until SEROQUEL saved the day. I never, ever become immune to it......it's technically a "mood stabilizer" and before removing gluten, when I was allegedly bipolar, I took about 500 mgs. a night - now down to 100 to 200 - it's very sedating and ALWAYS knocks me out. I think people who can't sleep might be able to... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
p.s. but you know sumfin? Gus's substandard poodle smile and head-tilt makes us LAUGH............... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
no, we don't........um, does Fresno HAVE a hockey team? oh wait.....I think we do.... No one pays attention to it because of those Devil Bulldogs - who get all the attention. <bears repeating - we DID give them the worst losing season in 77 years with our evil hexing!!!!!!!> I don't know what to do with myslef these days.......... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
wee sprites :lol: dear gawd, are they PEEING on you??????????? GOING nuts???????????????????? :lol: I think that started about..........350 pages ago............ *snicker* -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I think they were......what a wonderful story. My Cookster kitty lived in the same house all her life......I moved her when she was about 12 to a guest house in which I was living (can I just say it - I WAS LIVING IN ) about two miles away. AFter a few days, I let her outside, and she was gone....... My heart broke beyond what is humanly imaginable... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
she said "what in hell" - - this is funnier than the standard (or substandard) "what in THE hell...." I don't know why, though, it just is OMG - it worked - I knew our Patti could save me....... I was SO SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gus looks just......quizzically MARVELOUS in his new photo...... ... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG - what is going on........when I click "view new posts" and hit patti's last reply, it shows HER reply, but Richard's VERY FIRST post from this thread is above it - - and after Patti's post, just this LONG (H)ANUS LIST of people who've posted on this thread......... ACK!!!!!!!! Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
:lol: my mom gave me "the talk" in fourth grade. I"ll never forget it - there I was, MINDIN' MY OWN BIDNESS, watching TV.......she comes up behind me and in this crazily stiff voice says she wants to talk to me. Not kidding, 'twas like an alien had overtaken her body. She takes me back to their bedroom and talks to me whilst showing me pictures... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
*snort* Stinker was so effective w/ her super-powered dingo brain that, I'm not kidding, pawing and vocalizing were never necessary. Annie has lost.....her North Star........it is heartbreaking.......she is SO sad....I don't know how long she will grieve, or what to do. Thinking about going to the cabin this weekend....but she's never been ANYWHERE... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
a squirrel martini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well.....have to correct you girls......Lauren and I actually discovered what Tika was saying to me, in those moments of intensive, willing-you-to-do-something stares........it was : mommy-mommy-mommy-MOMMY-mommy-mommy-mommy-mommy-mommy-MOMMY-MOMMY- MOMMY-MOMMY-mommy-MOMMY-MOMMY-MOMMY-MOMMY-MOMMY... -
ARCHIVED Need To Make A Bed Comfortable
DingoGirl replied to blueeyedmanda's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oh! For warming the bed, I have a mattress warmer - it's like an electric blanket, but goes atop the mattress. I turn it to high about 45 minutes before bed, then crawl in......FABULOUS!! so the bed's all warm and cozy but you turn it off before going to sleep. I also have a noise machine - for camping and home. A great idea. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Weirdos? who - us? NAHhhhhhhhhhhh........we're just discussing what everybody - well, at least those of us w/ a modicum of civility - thinks about.......... :lol: -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yes. Did you touch any public toilets whilst you were gone? really brings it home, don't it????????? We DO need an organized petition. We need SO many more emoticons....this simply will not do, our limited little yellow heads.....we have SO much more to express. WHEN WILL WE BE HEARD???????????????????????? :wub... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!! your clothing should NOT be used to touch ANYTHING in that Stall of Wee!!!!!!!!!!!! no sleeves or sweaters, for God's sake!!!!!!!!!!!! This common practice can lead to the transportation of unsavory items into one's car, and then home.......gads!!!!!!!!!!! NICOLA!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell those savages to STOP eating... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
no, not bloody likely, as it is most certainly stuck on there with DRIED URINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! we're all in this together :lol: