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Camille'sBigSister

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  1. Well, here I am again, aging as gracefully as possible without losing my face. Do you goofy young'uns need instructions? I have a few secrets I'll be happy to share. 1. If there's a large mirror in your bathroom, never look into it when you're just stepping out of the shower! I haven't looked at my naked body in fifteen years. 2. Never look...
  2. Rachel, you are absolutely right. We've gone too far afield from the original intent of your omg thread. Mea culpa! I've contributed nothing but trivial, silly observations and stories, and I am sorry. I know nothing that would be of any help to anyone, but I have learned a great deal here, information helpful to me and, more importantly, to my...
  3. Oh, there y'all are! Hooray, I found you!!! Refuge from the storm, dont'cha know. I know nothing about facial/leg peels, but everything about grits. So may I join you goofy girls? The secret to grits, imo, is lots of salt, low heat, long cooking, and tons of butter added when served. Grits are one of my favorite comfort foods. In fact, I...
  4. Drive by here too; there's a storm coming. Susan, penicillin is made from a certain type pf mold. Yuck! That's how I discovered I'm deathly allergic to molds. A friend of mine was buried in Arlington. She had been an Army nurse, a lieutenant, in WW II. I bawled when the bugler played Taps. It always made me cry, but now it's personal. ...
  5. Nikki, I think boils are caused by a staph infection. I got several a few weeks after the birth of one of my babies. Couldn't figure it out until I read that hospitals were having problems with patients getting staph infections, and someone finally figured out that most were caused by unclean operating rooms. True story. I still have 4 or 5 holes in my...
  6. And good morning to you, Rinne! I hate that you're having to fight off a migraine! Lord, but those hurt!!! Would very strong black coffee help? There's a lot of caffeine in the cafergot suppositories I take for my migraines. Not only are mine caused by msg, but also from bright, flashing lights, and loud noises. I couldn't go to double feature...
  7. Premature Post Sorry, but you must have mistaken some wild geese for our geese, who wouldn't be caught dead eating glutened crackers and Auxigro'd veggies! Better mind your manners, young man. You are only our guest, since you're not gluten-free, and we made the rules long ago. Several inhabitants have suggested that our geese are slipping....
  8. Oh, I just couldn't let this one get by! No, dear city boy, our geese are very well-mannered. But I have seen a duck going around yelling AFFLAC on tv. Cissie, signing off.
  9. Our distinguished president has called for a time out, and I'm happy to oblige. Besides, I have to get dressed for a wedding. Good night, fellow lunatics. Sleep well. Cissie
  10. You are absolutely right, madame. She isn't gluten free, and I'm damned if those kids are gonna pass my gluten free food up to me in a bucket. Something must be done! SOS! SOS! SOS! CALLING ALL GEESE AND DINGOS!!!!! Cissie
  11. Oh, the bad bats only. We luv our purple glittery ones. Cissie
  12. Yeah, well, my kids are thinking of putting me in the attic! Cissie
  13. Sssshhh. We keep that one in the attic. Keeps the bats away. Cissie
  14. Of course! Dog the Bounty Hunter, dontcha know. Cissie
  15. Let's see now: Cu'dn Lula was my mother's fourth cousin thrice removed, so, if I remember correctly the lessons in Southern geneology learned at my sainted mother's knee, that would make Cu'dn Lula my fourth cousin four times removed. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to clear that up. Cissie
  16. Cecile! So glad you're back! Are you all caught up with us? I hate having to go to bed so early, and missing the parties!!! And I used to be such a night owl! Dog's wedding is on tv tonight, if anyone's interested. My mind is wandering; I must eat before I go completely round the bend. Cissie
  17. Carla's advice is much more sensible than mine. If I were you, I'd listen to her. Guess my raconteurial memories eclipsed my good sense! Cissie
  18. Is he intelligent, fun, and handsome? Go for it, girl! Cook a gluten-free, whatever-else-free dinner, invite him to drop by, slap on some makeup, and have a great evening! Cissie
  19. Nope, you won't catch me laughing at you. Love that Bluegrass, Celtic, and OLD Country. BTW, my daughter, the Elvis fan, is taking off for Memphis on Thursday, for all the goings-on at Graceland. It's an annual pilgrimage. Cissie
  20. Oh . . . . that. Don't we all? Remember your Southern roots, you quick-witted dingbat. It's just a little old 5-round, Smith & Wesson revolver. I call her Lulu, not to be confused with She-of-the-Dangling-Nerve-Lula. Cissie
  21. My dear Dingo Friend, We'll never know. Cu'dn Lula was the only person in the entire history of mankind who had one. Cissie aka: Little Miss Nasty Nice
  22. That's why my little ol' mother quit going to church. Cissie
  23. Yes, Esteemed Goofiness! A thousand times yes!!! A beautifully decorated room with padded walls. Cissie
  24. YES! Think of poor Cissie, and shut up for an hour a'ready!!! I'm only on page 326! Y'all were sooo full of spinach last night! Cissie
  25. Another Premature Post: Dear Dave (The), We welcome you with open arms, and you ridicule the ferocity of our geese? I, in my role of Minister of Defense in charge of our miraculous, protective, Auxigro-detecting geese, deem it advisable to caution you thusly: Tiptoe lightly through our Rachelvillian tulips. The geese and I are ordinarily peaceful...
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