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Jestgar

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  1. Yay!! I think it's a perfect size for starting out. Big enough for family to visit, but not so big that they'll want to stay a long time.
  2. You're kidding me In like three days! It took me many months! Oh, wait. I don't have the knack for ordering up men like youse guys. I'll see if Lefty wants to wear an eye patch. I already know he's up for sitting on my shoulder.
  3. uh...if you put it that way, I guess you could get robots for...uh...whatever...
  4. Yah? Well I'm still gonna have Baaaaabeee balooooooooga running through my brain sung only as a four year old can sing it. Because this would be anyone's natural inclination after seeing a photo of a thumb...
  5. :lol: Emily corrupts across continents
  6. Praying to the greek goddess of grain while on the toilet cured him. Other poster caught Celiac from having sex with the wrong person. Third thread described a mysterious rash... Fourth directed you to first person's website that had some non-gluten related plant material. - tag line starts "the home for banned trolls, flamers, @sshats and d%$#@#$bags...
  7. :lol: There were a couple more. Great reading, but truly did not belong here.
  8. read this one too. Open Original Shared Link
  9. :lol: :lol: At least she's dragging your external bits along with her perfection. She could just whine about how less than perfect you are.
  10. ah well, too late. You've missed your chance to learn about being cured by praying to a picture of the Greek Goddess of grain.
  11. This is worth saying twice. If you have Celiac disease, even a little bit of soy sauce will keep you on the road to future problems, problems you can't fix once you have them.
  12. Y'all aughta check out the 'greek goddess' post before it gets deleted.
  13. I would throw that factoid out casually ("you wouldn't believe what my son told me..."), then go inside and watch surreptitiously through the window to see if they all compare thumbs
  14. Mad Man Max has the pseudocals...
  15. He has thick curly hair and refused to be combed. Poor boy was so matted he nipped when his sides were touched. Since he has been shorn, I plugged in the heated cat bed for him. Wee beastie never leaves it except to ask for snacks.
  16. I keep forgetting to tell you guys, ya know my nekkid cat? Well, when they shaved him, for no reason that I understand, they left, uh, adornments on his, uh, backside. As if, for the next few months, he can strut around pretending he never had THAT surgery.
  17. Oh poor Judy! Honey, take the laptop into the bathroom just in case loud gut-busting guffaws lead to unexpected exoduses
  18. Surely you have men walking around in Open Original Shared Link.
  19. Was out weeding the front flower bed, when Lefty, after careful contemplation, decided I was cold, so he came and draped himself around my neck. This resulted in a lot of giggling (me) and a severe work slow down (difficult to lean and pull when you're trying to avoid sudden movements that might require stabilization by claws). I dumped him off, and he...
  20. How do you ladies manage to just order up men???
  21. Tina Fey's pretty amazing. BURP Judy BURP! You'll get sucked into the fan!
  22. Glad you approve 'cause I'll be wearing them to all the silly summits for the next 15 years. or she'll just make up something that sounds really far out, but not so far out that we won't all think, well, maybe...
  23. Gads! Balloon shaped sillies with nekkid punctures and ten dollar yards. I got three pairs of sandally type shoes. I have whiny feet that don't cotton to the average shoe, so I usually end up going to Nordstroms ($$) but at least they fit. And then I got some dressy ones at payless for 8 bucks. go figure. Open Original Shared Link and Open Original...
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