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  1. Jestgar
    OK, my new order of EM is sitting on my front porch. I'm trying to learn about regression statistics (which explains the amount of time I've spent on the board today) and I can't leave for 35 more minutes. very very impatient
  2. Jestgar
    oh yeah.....
  3. Jestgar
    when I was little and my mom made us go to church, we'd sneak in the back and steal the hosts. Does this mean I've probably eaten enough already that I could do without ever going to communion?
  4. Jestgar
    and did you happen to be quoting Monty Python at the time? perhaps "please fondle my buttocks" thinking it meant "Yo quiero un cigaretto".
  5. Jestgar
    Tom, come pee in Seattle: Open Original Shared Link Columbia Center (formerly Bank of America Tower), 701 Fifth Ave., ... the women's restroom on the 76th floor, with views of the Cascades, was named the second-best restroom in the country by the Cintas Corp. in 2005.
  6. Jestgar
    Just promise that somewhere in your day today you'll mention frisking a wookie
  7. Jestgar
    I just reread the site that Carla posted. Perhaps someone can clarify something for me. If the Catholic church states that the communion wafer must contain wheat, why couldn't wafers made with rice and (certified gluten-free) wheat grass? or (certified gluten-free) wheat starch? If wheat is the deciding factor, put it in, just without the gluten.
  8. Jestgar
    For reasons unclear to me, I find it absolutely hysterical that you can email the Pope. Something about the collision of antiquity drenched tradition and modern instantaneous flightiness. Maybe I'll wait until I can IM him.
  9. Jestgar
    So I did the sassy Saturday thing. Bathed. Put on a pile of makeup. Did tons of dark eyeshadow, blush, lipstick, the whole nine yards. When my friend showed up he stared at me with very confused expression and said "what's going on?" because, of course, we were just going out to haul wood to his house... It was great fun. I'm sure his roommate was...
  10. Jestgar
    *********ROYAL DECREE******** Although passing the test is the "gold standard" for sillyville, it is permitted to join the throng if you: Can hover successfully, or have ever used a restroom designated for (only) the opposite sex. Have ever used the phrase "frisk the wookie" or derivatives thereof. Can quote ANY Monty Python movie or skit...
  11. Jestgar
    well, Donna's the one that's ordered waay more makeup than she could possibly ever wear. Is it possible that sunlight concealer also disguises 5 o'clock shadow?
  12. Jestgar
    :lol:
  13. Jestgar
    You didn't think I actually wore makeup, did you??? Did you forget I'm a scientist? Look through all those stereotypical scientist photos you have lying around the house: bad hair, big glasses, not a spec of blush or eyeshadow - all those are true (as are the nerdly, unattractive male scientists. not a great hunting ground). As the ruling monarch...
  14. Jestgar
    I've decided to do "no makeup fridays". I'll try to do my face so subtly that it looks like I'm naturally gorgeous without makeup Over did a little on the eyeliner, and I think underdid the foundation a bit, but it's fun to have a new thing to try.
  15. Jestgar
    :lol: I heard a guy on the radio talking about the thing where you teach your dog to go potty by using the same command (like "good girl, go potty"). He was telling the other radio guy that he let his kids come up with the command. No when he takes his dog out he has to say "potty down, dude!"
  16. Jestgar
    double dare
  17. Jestgar
    Oh Lordy!! I lived in Armenia and have traveled to Turkey and Egypt. Used those things for years!! Even worse is an outhouse in those areas. Never ever ever cleaned or moved (and yes, they do get full). (and, you know there's no toilet paper or water to wash up with or hand sanitizer or a clean patch of grass or...)
  18. Jestgar
    :lol: :lol: I have this problem in the morning if I don't get out of bed quick enough :lol:
  19. Jestgar
    uh, yeah, uh thanks
  20. Jestgar
    scary loos? Try Poland. Didn't want to touch anything in that little box. And they were cleaned at the end of the day by spraying the little boxes with presumably incredibly toxic chemicals. My cats don't go far from home - they have to come back inside to go potty...
  21. Jestgar
    STOP THAT!! How will I know what to order if you keep changing your favorites!!??!!
  22. Jestgar
    NEW STRAINER!!!! You cook gluten onto it every time you dump hot pasta into it!
  23. Jestgar
    pesto
  24. Jestgar
    When I was becoming sexually active, my mom gave me the birth control talk which consisted of "If the rhythm method worked, there would only have been 2 or 3 of you kids" There are 7 of us. Now, of course, I realize that the efficacy of her method was compromised by the selling of baby stuff in between births.
  25. Jestgar
    hhhmmmm, that's not what I learned...... does that mean if I never have baby stuff to sell I'll never get pregnant? should we all send baby stuff to Amanda so she can sell it and improve her chances?
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