Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-m):


0
Celiac Ninja

Some Comedy...i Hope

Rate this topic

Recommended Posts

I'm a busy woman, two kids, two cats, celiac, lots of stuff not done, lots of stuff I want to do.

 

 

Then I'm dashing to the bathroom (the kids follow me) so I got to get in before they do and shut the door. They pop open the baby gate sometimes now, the oldest one has no trouble.

 

"I just want some privacy! Holy smokin' cow man!"

 

You just have to pee, that's it!

 

Then you open the lid, there it is.......the ring of DEATH.

 

You forgot to swab that out for a few weeks.

 

It's frightening, it may be causing your allergy symptoms, it's odor is permeating the bathroom.

Dang Nab IT! I meant to do that!

 

You sit with a guilty conscience, hurry up, here come the kids. You look back as you flush, water has no power anymore over the ring of death.

 

Yuck.

 

Running away seems to make sense at that point.

 

 

Just run!

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join eNewsletter


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0


Join eNewsletter