Jump to content

  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.



  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):

    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Such spectacular use of the tools available. I'm STILL impressed > 6 months later!!

:lol:

P.S. Buncha certifiable loons doing 50 pages .. . :wacko: wackl :wacko:

:D

Yeah, but it's gonna be so much fun when Suze gets back!! :lol::lol::lol:

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):


  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

OK Tom.......this is your shift.........you can take over now :D

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Ahem- my left one is a B and my right one is a wannabee :lol: :lol: :P :P

My 1st true LOL in Sillyville. [Psillyville came later]

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
My 1st true LOL in Sillyville. [Psillyville came later]

:lol:

I started reading from the beginning once........I think I only got thru about 50 pages.....or was it 10? :P

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

My 1st Sillyville post. :):wub:

What the heck - I finally pop over here and the topic is BRAS!????
curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Well-l-l you done done me

and you bet I felt it

I tried to be chill

but your so hot that I melted

I fell right through the cracks

and I'm tryin to get back ♪♫♪

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):


curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Before the cool done run out

I'll be givin it my bestest

and nothin's gonna stop me

but devine intervention

I reckon it's again my turn

to win some or learn some ♪♫♪

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Well......Ptaughmn's here in name only, I think, and I bore myself, so.......g'night, all!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -_-

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Well......Ptaughmn's here in name only,

Ahhhhh so I'm not reading 40 pages on a non-3G phone fast enough for ya???!! :angry::lol:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd to conclude my hystericalhistorical wandering .. ..

Couldn't resist grabbin me phirst uppin' da wackl :P:wacko:

Re: problem w/ slough but not slew

I suppose I have a melange of problems w/ it.

It looks like cough, which isn't said coup.

It looks like tough, which isn't said two.

Uh oh it does look like through, which sounds like threw.

Wait I know! Taming of the shrough!

. . . .brain . . . . .. . . .. .tired . . . .. . .someone wore me out . . .

Ok, but I can *still* not like Draught, right?

&

Re: Oaxacan

Now see here Pseu-zee, I think they most CERTainly can count, as long as 1) the language in question uses our alphabet and 2) it's a word that we can reasonably expect each other to recognize.

You CANNOT dispute this!!!!! :lol: <tom can't quit chuckling>

These guidelines, as described above, are accepted by the majority of local chapters of The International Quirky Phonetical vs. Spelling Enthusiasts. (Pronounced ik-kwip-seh)

Heehee I wubbed me ikwipseh

More heehee on the superfluous favoUrite U!!

:lol:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Aaaargh I can't post the musical notes!!

<imagine notes HERE!>

Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand wavin' free

Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands

With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves

Let me forget about today until tomorrow

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

<more notes!> and new song!

It was then that I knew I'd had enough,

Burned my credit card for fuel

Headed out to where the pavement turns to sand

With a one-way ticket to the land of truth,

And my suitcase in my hand

How I lost my friends I still don't understand

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Another??? Hmmmm let's see . .. .. .

[Gmaj7]

When you knew that it was over [Cmaj7]

Were you suddenly aware [Am6]

That the autumn leaves were turning[b7]

To the colour of her hair [Em]

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Oops doublepost

So let's go to the Wayback Machine for the encore .. . ..

Please .. ..don't put your lips so close to my cheek

Don't smile or I'll be lost beyond recall

The kiss in your eyes, the touch of your hand makes me weak

Annnnd my heart may grow dizzy, and fall

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Heyyyyyyyyy!! Mornin' Knich!!

And G'nite Gnik ....

WardGirl Rookie
WardGirl
Posted

Good

WardGirl Rookie
WardGirl
Posted

Morning

WardGirl Rookie
WardGirl
Posted

Psillies :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
:lol: ........But who is that in a bikini behind his head? :huh:

For a second there I thought it was Susie posing wiv her (can't say that) NEW FELINE

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

...but didn't realise it was one of POeter's rubber chickens!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: (must get one)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

East coast/Canadians should be gettin on here soon

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Distracted by boiler stuff this morn :rolleyes:

Called 'em out AGAIN as it couldn't even muster a short blast

T'is FIXED AGAIN!! T'il the next time!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

...so for now it's HOT, HOT, HOT!!!!!!!!! :lol:

(Janet ....YOU NOT???)

Gahhh, me too .. . .

Last night, I woke up at 2:07 am, and it was this:

Open Original Shared Link

Really bad when it's a superb dance song to boot. .. ...... poor DH..... . . .. !

Strangely, I really enjoyed this :unsure:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
Heyyyyyyyyy!! Mornin' Knich!!

And G'nite Gnik ....

Phatauomm!!! Ships that passed in the night

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Celiac.com:
    Join eNewsletter
    Donate
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):



    Celiac.com Sponsors (A17-M):



  • Recent Activity

    1. trents
      - trents replied to Ello's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      5

      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      Losing 12" of your small bowel is going to present challenges for you in nutritional uptake because you are losing a significant amount of nutritional absorption surface area. You will need to focus on consuming foods that are nutritionally dense and also probably look at some good supplements. If indeed you are having issues with gluten you will need to...
    2. Ello
      - Ello replied to Ello's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      5

      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      Yes this information helps. I will continue to be pro active with this issues I am having. More testing to be done. Thank you so much for your response.
    3. trents
      - trents replied to Ello's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      5

      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      There are two gluten-related disorders that share many of the same symptoms but differ in nature from each other. One is known as celiac disease or "gluten intolerance". By nature, it is an autoimmune disorder, meaning the ingestion of gluten triggers the body to attack it's own tissues, specifically the lining of the small bowel. This attack causes...
    4. Ello
      - Ello replied to Ello's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      5

      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      I have always eaten gluten and never stopped until my recent episode. I started more wheat products as my Dr. requested for the Tissue Transglutaminase Iga Antibody. mye result Value <1.0 Value interpretation: <15.0 Antibody not detected > or =15.0 Antibody detected I do not understand any of it. After eating all that wheat product my body...
    5. trents
      - trents replied to Ello's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      5

      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      Welcome to the celic.com community @Ello! You say you had a blood test for celiac disease after eating gluten for 2 weeks. Were you gluten free before that? Had you ever been officially diagnosed with celiac disease previously? You say the result of the blood test was 1.5. Can you provide the name of the test and the reference range for negative...
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):

  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      132,830
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748
    Pamigayle
    Newest Member
    Pamigayle
    Joined
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):

  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.5k
    • Total Posts
      1m
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):

  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • trents
      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      By trents · Posted

      Losing 12" of your small bowel is going to present challenges for you in nutritional uptake because you are losing a significant amount of nutritional absorption surface area. You will need to focus on consuming foods that are nutritionally dense and also probably look at some good supplements. If indeed you are having issues with gluten you will need to educate yourself as to how gluten is hidden in the food supply. There's more to it than just avoiding the major sources of gluten like bread and pasta. It is hidden in so many things you would never expect to find it in like canned tomato soup and soy sauce just to name a few. It can be in pills and medications.  Also, your "yellow diarrhea, constipation and bloating" though these are classic signs of a gluten disorder, could also be related to the post surgical shorter length of your small bowel causing incomplete processing/digestion of food.
    • Ello
      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      By Ello · Posted

      Yes this information helps. I will continue to be pro active with this issues I am having. More testing to be done. Thank you so much for your response. 
    • trents
      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      By trents · Posted

      There are two gluten-related disorders that share many of the same symptoms but differ in nature from each other. One is known as celiac disease or "gluten intolerance". By nature, it is an autoimmune disorder, meaning the ingestion of gluten triggers the body to attack it's own tissues, specifically the lining of the small bowel. This attack causes inflammation and produces antibodies that can be detected in the blood by specific tests like the TTG-IGA test you had. Over time, if gluten is not withheld, this inflammation can cause severe damage to the lining of the small bowel and even result in nutrient deficiency related health issues since the small bowel lining is organ where all the nutrition found in our food is absorbed.  The other is NCGS (Non Celiac Gluten Sensitivity or just "gluten sensitivity") which we know less about and are unsure of the exact mechanism of action. It is not an autoimmune disorder and unlike celiac disease it does not damage the lining of the small bowel, though, like celiac disease, it can cause GI distress and it can also do other kinds of damage to the body. It is thought to be more common than celiac disease. Currently, we cannot test for NCGS. Celiac disease must first be ruled out to arrive at a diagnosis of NCGS. Both disorders require elimination of gluten from the diet.  Either of these disorders can find their onset at any stage of life. We know that celiac disease has a genetic component but the genes are inactive until awakened by some stress event. About 40% of the general population has the genetic potential to develop celiac disease but only about 1% develop active celiac disease. The incidence of NCGS is thought to be considerably higher. I hope this helps.
    • Ello
      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      By Ello · Posted

      I have always eaten gluten and never stopped until my recent episode. I started more wheat products as my Dr. requested for the Tissue Transglutaminase Iga Antibody. mye result Value <1.0 Value interpretation: <15.0 Antibody not detected > or =15.0 Antibody detected I do not understand any of it. After eating all that wheat product my body exploded with all sorts of symptoms. I stop gluten ASAP. I am still in the healing process. I started having issues after my surgery. 
    • trents
      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      By trents · Posted

      Welcome to the celic.com community @Ello! You say you had a blood test for celiac disease after eating gluten for 2 weeks. Were you gluten free before that? Had you ever been officially diagnosed with celiac disease previously? You say the result of the blood test was 1.5. Can you provide the name of the test and the reference range for negative vs. positive for the test? I ask because different labs used different reference ranges so scores without a reference range aren't very helpful.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.