The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Judyin Philly]

pATTI

YOUR THE BEST..THANK SO VERY MUCH

LIKE I SAY.

' WITH PATTI, ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE'

[Darn210]

pATTI

YOUR THE BEST..THANK SO VERY MUCH

LIKE I SAY.

' WITH PATTI, ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE'

Really????

Ummmm . . . . . . Patti, I'd like a million dollars.

[jerseyangel]

Or cowboys. ...... . .. . . . . ..

One can only hope......

Ummmm . . . . . . Patti, I'd like a million dollars.

[flourgirl]

Yeah, Pah-tay.....could ya send a cool mill this way too? You must be the Jiini in a Texas Tornado (too powerful to be kept in a bottle! )

Hey everybody! Just catching up, but not much to add right now. I so enjoy being here and reading along. Sometimes (often) youse guys make my day!

[jerseyangel]

Hi Ter-essah It's an unwritten law in Sillyville that the phirst of us to come into a million dollars shall immediately make a Sillie (re)union happen

[elye]

Hi Ter-essah It's an unwritten law in Sillyville that the phirst of us to come into a million dollars shall immediately make a Sillie (re)union happen

OMG.. . .. YES...... . . . . .

[Mtndog]

Where's Jess? Just saw this recipe and thought of her:

Open Original Shared Link

:lol:

She could have it wif earl Grey's teabags. Hey Nik, at least you got teabagged by royalty!!!!!!!!!!!

[jerseyangel]

Where's Jess? Just saw this recipe and thought of her:

Open Original Shared Link

That looks really good. <droolphace>

[Jestgar]

Where's Jess? Just saw this recipe and thought of her:

Open Original Shared Link

:lol:

She could have it wif earl Grey's teabags. Hey Nik, at least you got teabagged by royalty!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh sure. Cheap wine and instant pudding - you laugh at me, but post it on epicurious.....well....:snootyface:

[JNBunnie1]

Oh sure. Cheap wine and instant pudding - you laugh at me, but post it on epicurious.....well....:snootyface:

I think you need to use hard liquor in your pudding to be legit. And bananas.

[flourgirl]

Hi Ter-essah It's an unwritten law in Sillyville that the phirst of us to come into a million dollars shall immediately make a Sillie (re)union happen

This sounds like a DEAL to me!!! I can't think of many things I'd like better

[DingoGirl]

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaawd - - - - so many quotes - but - - feeling a great sadness in sillyville

:weaksmile: for the spirit that is here - -

and Joodee's pee :lol: x 100

have to erase most and am still two or more pages behind but - these stuck out

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

what? impossible...........

"Hey, guys.....did you happen to see a huge orange jug, filled to the brim with urine? Gawd, I can't believe it's not around here . .. ...."

The Lost Wee

.....so we had this, um, container leak....and, um, it was fine in the winter....but, um.....now that it's 95 degrees....um...

oh.......the stink!!!!!!! if that were in PhrezNO, 'twould be real hell

Are you going to be in the crowd???

hayell NO!!!!!!!!!!

**********BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:**********

Just took my dad home from the hospital!

Gad, it has been about seven weeks. . . .......

Do ya think he was a little happy to be going home?

He looks good.

so ecstatic over this.....

Well- I have good news too! Our friend made it through surgery without too much complications and was "herself" enough to say to her daughter as the residents made their way through ICU "Hey- here's your chance to snag Harvard doctor!" I love this woman!

And....in September, i will be teaching an on-line creative writing course for acollege I used to work for (shhhh....it's not really a job!)

such good news on both

NIte!! <oooh...clean sheet night!! >

twice a week here - a bit of a compulsion (LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Em's dad is home!........anyone else notice we haven't heard from llamallady in some time?

she TORTURES us

Just had to comment on this . . . I read somewhere (and pardon me Jess for not providing a link ) that cats present us with fresh kills because they recognize that we are inferior hunters . . . mayber Lyle was presenting you wif an almost dead rat so you could practice your hunting skills, Jess!!!

*snoooooooort*

a weak part deux coming up........

[DingoGirl]

HEY..... . . . ... there's a very fascinating correlation going on, here. .. . ... . ..

Joooodeee's pee-jug was lost.....

Sooooozie's mojo is lost. . . . .....

SOOOOZE! YOUR MOJO IS IN JOOOOODEE'S ORANGE PEE JUG!

oh dear god........and now it's leaked all over a van, somewhere in Pennsylvania

Manys the time I pictured Em, precariously balancing urine-filled margarine tubs whilst trying to act as if nothing whatsoever was amiss

Good times

I think Paddeigh's getting phunnier, during her move

Has anyone ever noticed how a purring cat makes everything better?

I have, yes, quite recently.......P Kit is a PURRING MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, yer don't need to tell me me that!!.....OR a gentle 'boof' in the face by a whiskered one (not Tel )

Soozles mojo was in Joodee's wee jug??? ...now over the van floor??? .....well I never!!!

Gonna be a tricky one to track down

<why are yer wee jugs orange??>

Patti's 'well placed Hee's' ...I ♥ them!

GIAN_EET'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD MORNING MY PEEPAL!.......must get dressed, takes ages to LOOK decently regal yer know

:lol: yer whole post!!!!!!!!!!!

and giahknit's back..........

and........where's Jools

forgot everything else........

Poeter was asking fer some wine-soaked tapioca w/ his cheeze? did Jess come though?

Amanda's kitteh has a new friend? and - I WANT THAT RECIPE!!!!!!!!!!

Not feeling so silly here, pholks, for so many reasons......

but love and miss me sills Still behind - -

Therresargh - - love yer flowers :smile:

Ptaum - come back - -

off to bed now - catch up tomorrow

[nikki-uk]

I see Ptaum!!!!!!!!!

Glad Soozle popped in

Missing our Jools

Too EARLY!! (but NOT for Earl's tea bagging! )..... back later!

[tom]

Hey everyone

Wish I had more to say . .. .just stranded in pseriousville .. . ..bah

I'm mostly keeping up tho

Sheesh I haven't changed av in way too long .. ..so here's where I spend too much time.

[elye]

Good Morning, Psillies!

A general pseriousness has settled o'er the Ville, I'm realizin'. . . ...sending out general strength and prayers to those in need. . .... . . ....

Too EARLY!! (but NOT for Earl's tea bagging! )..... back later!

Gah! Nik.. . ..ya know this bloke's name and ya schedule him into yer day??

Early morning Tea-Bagging Session with one Earl Grey .. . . . . .....

.. ..so here's where I spend too much time.

Ptaoughmghmn! This is a place that looks verrrrrry.......UN-psilly.. .. . ..

Glad to hear you are at least reading along, checking in when you can!

[nikki-uk]

PHATauoghmn's stranded in pseriousville?!?!?!

UGH!!! (hate that place )

I'm sure I speak for us all when I say I'm a tad distracted - and thinking of our absent psillies

Ok...some lighthearted humoUr...............

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER FOR MY EDUCATION

***********************************************

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I've just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me GENETICS.

'You're just like your father.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

'If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

'Because I said so, that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

'If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you're not coming shopping with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

7. My mother taught me IRONY

'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

'Just look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

'Your room looks as if a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

'If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .

'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it.' (my personal fave )

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

' 'Just wait until you get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .

'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stay that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP.

'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .

'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

24. My mother taught me about JUSTICE

'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.'

[jerseyangel]

A general pseriousness has settled o'er the Ville, I'm realizin'. . . ...sending out general strength and prayers to those in need. . .... . . ....

I'm sure I speak for us all when I say I'm a tad distracted - and thinking of our absent psillies

I know.....Sending out big warm hugs to all me sillies who need them right now. Love youse guys

[blueeyedmanda]

Yes- agreed no silly in me- I am keeping all of our silly friends in my thoughts and prayers....

[Darn210]

I know.....Sending out big warm hugs to all me sillies who need them right now. Love youse guys

Ditto!

Nikki - - wee mom's are a force to be reckoned wif!!

Me Fave:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I've just finished cleaning.'

[nikki-uk]

Me Fave:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I've just finished cleaning.'

Ermm...the underlined would be in MY parallel but OH SO clean and domestically perfect universe

[Judyin Philly]

QUOTE (elye @ Mar 11 2009, 07:04 AM) A general pseriousness has settled o'er the Ville, I'm realizin'. . . ...sending out general strength and prayers to those in need. . .... . . ....

QUOTE (nikki-uk @ Mar 11 2009, 07:13 AM) I'm sure I speak for us all when I say I'm a tad distracted - and thinking of our absent psillies

I know.....Sending out big warm hugs to all me sillies who need them right now. Love youse guys

Couldn't have said it better so just repeating

hugs to all our sillies

Nikki -- even the Mom story was sad to me as so many of the quotes came straight from me own Mom's mouthe

I'm so glad we have each other.

we need to hear from Jules.

Judy

[Mtndog]

I just wanted to pop in and say (((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))) and love to anyone who needs it right now :wub: Seems like we could all use a little love right now- just too much happening. Glad we have each other.

Nik- my fave is "I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it" KILLS me. I think I can honestly say my mom never said one of those things (except maybe the eye crossing). She was too busy saying them to my frisky sister!

She did however, when I was in my twenties and had dropped a huge jug of iced tea all over the kitchen floor and could NOT stop laughing about it, say, "Bev- You are such an A$%shole!" The ONLY time I ever heard her swear! Made me laugh even harder!

[Darn210]

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

My mom's version of this was:

'Always carry your ID so they can identify the body'

I knew it was just her way of saying 'Be Careful' . . .

[elye]

Ermm...the underlined would be in MY parallel but OH SO clean and domestically perfect universe

Gah........yes, I hear that there is such a realm.....somewhere. .. . ..

we need to hear from Jules.

Judy

Yes..... . ..! We need one o' Ptaoughmghmn's loud, official Summonings. . . . ..

"Bev- You are such an A$%shole!" The ONLY time I ever heard her swear! Made me laugh even harder!

Well, we all know MY mom's penchant for a specific bad word, and I actually became quite accustomed to it early on. . . ..... ..

"You did that picture all by yourself, Emmy? WOW! Fan-f*ckin'-tastic!!"

All right, so we are on the subject of growing up with our respective moms. ...... . What were your mother's nickname(s) for you? I had one, and it was given to all of us kids at various times:

Poop-nose.