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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star
I think it would likely make you look a lot younger. . . . ......

:lol::lol:

:o:lol: :lol: :lol:


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psawyer Proficient
Whot? Those were boobs?... .. . I thought they were two li'l owls... :huh:
They're hooters.

:o

G'morning, psillies.

elye Community Regular
They're hooters.

:o

Hah! :lol::rolleyes:

Charles is getting quite fed up wif our Elsie, as all of the stuffed toys (about ten of them, everything from gorillas to elves, all without choke-y eyes) that were packed for us by his foster-owner have been fairly destroyed.

Charles lies with one between his big paws and lovingly nibbles at it, then falls asleep with it under his chin. Elsie gets hold of one and has all appendages ripped off within minutes.

Twice since Charles's arrival I have heard Elsie, in the middle of the night, throwing up. Sure enough, both times I found two large, soggy, furry stuffed legs and a couple of big elephant ears in her vomit. These are the number two breed on the list of smartest dogs, pholks .... . ... :huh:

Charles just stares at Elsie as she attacks his adored li'l toys, thinking, I am certain, "What in hell is UP with you?... .. These are MY things. Oh, hell, lookit this, she's EATING the damned thing! You are no purebred, baby"... . . .. ....

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

An early, slightly eerie Happy Halloween :D

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Mtndog Collaborator

Paddeigh- That was awesome!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

But, am I the bride of Emily?

Pieter makes a great werewolf!!!!!!!!! :lol:

I suspect retaliation.....perhaps one of you and Em's boobs :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
But, am I the bride of Emily?

:lol: All I could think of was yer little emoticon! :D

elye Community Regular

GAHHH! :lol: Phabulous work, Pahdtee! That had me larfin'!


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ranger Enthusiast
I think it would likely make you look a lot younger. . . . ......

:lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::)

ranger Enthusiast

Well,Peeps, I'm having a cooking sort of afternoon. Made a batch of bicuits, cooked up a bunch of hamburgs with sauted onion for the freezer, steamed broccoli for din. Now, I'm going to make some cheese sauce, roast a chicken, and make some mashed potatoes. Then, I'll probably be so sick of lookin at food, I won't be able to eat!

What's with the kid that can't get his pants on, the dog that eats his buddies animal friens, the wierd card, A NEW AND SOON GRANDCHILDS, and boobs, boobs, and more boobs? What's with all that?

NEED AN IN-HOUSE SHRINK HERE! B)

Slooz

curlyfries Contributor
Hmmmm . . ...... .

Perhaps this, with the pieces askew:

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Artic...o-main_Full.webp

Or this, with things all hangin' out of the box:

http://costumepop.com/wp-content/uploads/2...ons-Costume.webp

What a fun project!

Have you never watched Rudolph??? :o

I need to watch it again, but for example.....

Barbie might have a Transformers arm and a slinky neck or sumphin like that :P

An early, slightly eerie Happy Halloween :D

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Awesome, Patteigh!!! I saw it on FB.....couldn't figure out where my picture came from!

I feel so special! :P

Looks like Sleezan is about ready for company!

Everybody's invited to her house for dinner!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
I feel so special! :P

Well, you are the dancer of the group :D This way we got to see you shake yer thang :lol:

BTW, the idea of dressing up as misfit toys is hilarious! I love that story.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Patti (and whoever else here is Casien Free) . . . I have a friend who is taking her son gluten-free/CF and she wants to make him cereal bars (aka rice crispy treats) . . . what do you use as a butter substitute? and have you ever used it in sumptin like that/would it work?

elye Community Regular
Have you never watched Rudolph??? :o

I need to watch it again, but for example.....

Barbie might have a Transformers arm and a slinky neck or sumphin like that :P

Of course! You mean these guys:

island_of_misfit_toys1.webp

Methinks you should go as the speckled elephant. . . ..... .....

curlyfries Contributor

See....THAT'S why I needed to see the movie again........not what I was thinking :unsure:

Methinks what's in my head is more like the toys from Toy Story that that bratty kid tore apart and put back together.......

......can't find any pictures........

ok.......those are called mutant toys

not sure if that's what I was thinking of, either, but it's closer

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti (and whoever else here is Casien Free) . . . I have a friend who is taking her son gluten-free/CF and she wants to make him cereal bars (aka rice crispy treats) . . . what do you use as a butter substitute? and have you ever used it in sumptin like that/would it work?

Happily, after 5 years dairy free I can tolerate it again :D

But, I used to use Spectrum Shortening and light olive oil for baking. If I wanted a buttery flavor, I used Smart Balance, although that has a tiny amount of whey that I could get away with. Earth Balance has a few dairy free choices, too. The sticks are like shortening, and they have a dairy free buttery spread that I think would work fine in a recipe like rice crispy treats. Those would probably be her best bet. :)

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elye Community Regular

.. . . . ..Whoa.... . .......Elsie just barfed up a fuzzy torso. . . . ......

:blink:

ranger Enthusiast
.. . . . ..Whoa.... . .......Elsie just barfed up a fuzzy torso. . . . ......

:blink:

You cananadiens are wierd, wild guys, and your pets have strange dietary needs. And, your minds are ever so slightly Deranged. Is this because you have a low population density? Or, a dense population?

And, as a person who lives not that far from Cananada, Can I catch it? Is ther an h1c1 fake vaccine for it? You can make fab Holloween costumes out of heavy-duty Reynolds Wrap.

For cheap. I am the Queen of cheap!

Sleezo Cheepo.

Got up at 4:40.....Going to bed. :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient

And.....you guys wanna know what I had today that I haven't had in years and years???

Coffee!!!!!!

Back when I was sick, I could not tolerate it so I simply stopped trying. I went to tea and all was good.

Today, I thought--the heck with it, I'm having myself a cup of coffee! Say-la-vee!! :D

So far, so good--I'm wired beyond belief, but that's ok :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I can't wait to get home and read all these posts so I can see all the pictures and check the clips-everything is blocked at work!! <_<

In the process of drinking a mango Kombucha tea--anyone else drink these? Is there a brand that tastes less like ass than others? This is the only one I can manage to choke down, the smell by itself is enough to make my stomach churn right now...Open Original Shared Link

I've got nuphin psillie to say right now. Lost a patient today, that sucks. Always brings the moral down.

jerseyangel Proficient

Hee! A Metta special!

Catholic Shampoo

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer.

The first nun said it would be nice to enjoy a beer. The second nun

answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she

wouldn't feel comfortable about buying it. The first nun replied that

she could handle that without a problem, so, she picked up a six-pack

and took it to the cashier.

The cashier had a s urprised look on his face, so the nun said, 'We use

beer for washing our hair; a sort of shampoo, if you will.' Without

blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a

package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer. He

then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said, 'The curlers

are on the house.'

celiac-mommy Collaborator
And.....you guys wanna know what I had today that I haven't had in years and years???

Coffee!!!!!!

So far, so good--I'm wired beyond belief, but that's ok :lol:

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(guess I'll have to wait till I get home to see if that image worked...)

edit--not the one I wanted, but it'll do ;)

psawyer Proficient

Coffee? Coffee? I want gin! :rolleyes:

Martini1-1.webp

jerseyangel Proficient
Coffee? Coffee? I want gin! :rolleyes:

Martini1-1.webp

Hee!! PeOter's olive martini :D

Yep, coffee--I'm literally bouncing off the walls :o How the heck much caffeine is IN this stuff???

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hey Everyone!

I only got a few seconds so this is a mili-poop-in.

We got John's test results back and he is completely normal!!!!!!! So excited!!!!!

so we are just going to keep trying and hope it works!

Jestgar Rising Star

Mandy-may, it'll all work out when it's supposed to. Just let it go.

Tired

way tired

started my computer programming class. Day starts at 4am and ends....oh....now, i think.

must set up coffee for tomorrow then start the bedtime routine.

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