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Celiac Humor Thread

Steve Glutenberg

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Steve Glutenberg Newbie
Steve Glutenberg
Posted

We all need some fun! Celiac is a serious topic, but there can be some funny things about it.

Tonight, I was reading a funny, irreverant blog called www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com. Check out the blog and comments on the recent topic of "Hummus". There are several Celiacs representing in the comments section, myself included. Personally, I think it's all in good fun.

Does anyone remember the thread, You Might Be a Celiac If? Can someone link to it? I remember when I was first diagnosed, it made me laugh really hard when I needed a laugh. Something about all the uses for gluten-free bread...and the way we have all the bathrooms identified...made me feel like I wasn't alone.

P.S. I am a regular poster on this forum - I just grabbed this new name for fun and also because it's less identifiable to family members and coworkers who may lurk here!

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lizard00 Enthusiast
lizard00
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You just made me laugh very hard, all by myself!! I'll have to send the website to my husband so I can have someone to laugh with. Thanks!! :lol:

Lisa16 Collaborator
Lisa16
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Here's the thread:

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Sunshinez06 Rookie
Sunshinez06
Posted

My friend found this comic and sent it to me - I thought you all might enjoy it as well! It made me giggle (probably because I've had similar conversations with people) :)

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Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'

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