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    OMG- Nikki- you must find Randall! You're the UK connection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chester and Betty :lol: :lol:
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    Oh gosh- I remember San Francisco winters (which are the same as San Francisco summers for that matter! ) Yes- cocooning is necessary!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE everything from Sept-Dec here but january- April can be long, dark and cold. My solution? candles and chocolate! Currently watching Braveheart which calls for a Kilt Joke: Three scotswomen are...
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    I'll take any fruity martini drink....in my dreams (you know- the ones where I don't have Lyme). Excellent Irish jokes! And mullets...ahhhhhh.....yes- Vincent was the mullet man...no longer. I think I had the female equivalent of the mullet in high school...the pat Benatar look (yes- business in the front, party in the back!). I believe it was also...
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    I say bring 'em on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Nikki- Excellent!!!!!!!!!! Stick it out until noon!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: I'm sending THAT one to Uncle ray. Actually, he doesn't know he's famous (or is it infamous?) on this thread. I should get him on here! :ph34r:
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    Why am I so confused???????? :unsure: :wacko: I'll just post a good old joke from Uncle ray (I looked for a pic, but think I'm going to have to scan one in.....he's a funny guy!). OK- it's an Irish joke but given that I'm Irish, I can get away with it: Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will...
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    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tassles must be the magic word (or must they be TWIRLING!). Richard- you KNOW we will always twirl our tassles for you! WE MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem...speaking of women over 40...I have exactly 43 days left in my thirties....I am NOT mature enough to turn 40 :ph34r:
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    Yep- Uncle ray is QUITE a piece of work. He's my godafther as well (WHAT was my mom thinking? :lol: :lol: ) and I'm sure he's where I got my somewhat bawdy, tassle twirling sense of humor. Siouxie- I hope your hair is OK!
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    This thread is getting as hard to keep up wit as OMG. We Lymie brains can be slow you know and we sleep a lot so y'all have to slow down! OK- good old Uncle ray is at it again!: The Purina Diet I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On...
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    Ahoy mateys! Arrr.....I be thinkin' we make that Tom character walk the soy plank today!!!!!!!!!! He'll be fish food fer sure! Aye...you mark my words!
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    i'll have to go to lymeNet and see if their thread is as funny as Even Stevphen! I love Steve carrell :wub:
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    OMG- I love these! And BRING OUT THE TASSLES!!!!!!!!!!!! No burned boobies! SusieQ- If it makes you feel any better, I have not recharged the ovarian operating system in 6 months (thank you Lyme- NOT!!!!!!!) and I still have those days. Today for lunch I had coffee frozen yogurt and Tings. Oy!
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    Oh Lord- you sillies have been busy! I have to catch up but wanted to add these first: 1. the Even Stephen debates from the daily Show...so funny. Here's Open Original Shared Link Actually halloween is pretty funny too! And another from fresh Uncle Ray: It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds...
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    If you must dangle your participle, do so diplomatically!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    That's awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm SO jealous! Just DO NOT dangle your participle in front of them, OK?
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    Double snort!
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    Uhm.....do I even NEED to point out what that sounds like??????? :lol: :lol:
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    Susie- Please let us know how everything is.... BIG HUG. :wub: :wub: Four Letter Words A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well", said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?" "Oh mama", she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful so romantic". Suddenly...
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    Things that are impossible for me to say when drunk on cosmos: Oh no, I couldn't possibly drink another (gulp!) Oh I'm sure no one wants to hear me sing the Canadian national anthem. You're right honey, we SHOULD go home now. No, I couldn't possibly jump on that trampoline safely. Oh boy...miss my pre-antibiotic, non-lymie days, but they shall...
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    I think I'm in PHF too....wishing I was anywhere but here. Next holiday is one of my favories so here's an early start on Halloween jokes!!! Q: What do you call it when a ghost gets hurt? A: A boo-boo. Q: When does a ghost need a license? A: During Haunting Season. Q: How can you tell if a ghost is flat? A: Use a spirit level! ...
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    Now that would be GREAT! Thinking of you too!
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    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment o staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What gear were you...
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    This is SO true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought it was bad that i had to travel to NYC for treatment, but Ursula, you've got me beat!
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    This was originally written by judy Williams about Lyme, but I think it applies to celiac too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "You can't have celiac disease because I say it's so. The insurance companies make me say it 'cause it doesn't make them lots of dough. "The Hippocratic oath-I've forgotten what that means. You've probably got depression and that...
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    From my FIL You know you're old when.... 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask,
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