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    rules are made to be broken! A question we should all ask ourselves! 2 options: 1) dress him as a pop-gun toting Care Bear 2) Dress him as the Care Bear Float Please find a buddy and hold on tight. Open Original Shared Link If your stomach is up for it Open Original Shared Link (oompa loompa indeed!) The...
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    If we're inviting those fellas, shouldn't we also invite Tom Selleck (and his mustache), and the honorable Chuck "I can kick anyone's A$$" Norris? I mean, Care Bears, Machine guns, and Open Original Shared Link (escorted by TS's mustache) would be a parade for the ages! Chuck could do flying roundhouse kicks down the boulevard as stray bullets bounce harmlessly...
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    She said Ooompa Loompa!
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    YIKES! i would keep your daughter inside, and lock the doors and windows!
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    well, let's just say they don't call him the abominable snowman for nothing!
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    Good stuff I've never heard any of them before Now for something completely different...Open Original Shared Link funny, and yet This has been a public service announcement sponsored by the coalition for stalker-free internet. it's 1:45 do you know what you kids are up to? Back to the sillies! ...if they are 3' strips.....
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    Hi all Wow, I never imagined 200 pages of...of...of whatever you might call this place that we fill with random acts of silly-ness. Congratulations to our very own Princess Bev-DAWG on proving that the world isn't flat...there is life after page 199. Hoo-Bah! I didn't think I was hearing the twirling of tassels btw, my ears were ringing, but i...
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    #1 - Married man #2 - Have been sent to store a time or 2 before with Open Original Shared Link grocery list #3 - Prefer the manly blue box #4 - Can never buy just what's on list...must bury said unmentionables under a stack of innocuous items. #5 - Refuse to use coupons #6 - Have been annointed "worlds Greatest Husband" on numerous occaisions...
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    ...and made by a Open Original Shared Link? I love the caption -"Inspired by marshmallow shooters, this air-powered tampon gun turns your feminine hygiene products into high-flying projectiles..." there's money to be made here...a whole line of accessories and super maxi-fied upgrades The earrings are just a BAD idea ...must go do manly things...
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    I REALLY MUST BE GOING. I have now officially seen it ALL. Oh well, at least now I won't be shocked when the kids come home from school with art projects of that sort. I can just see next years school shopping list from the school...16 count crayons, 3 no. 2 pencils, glue stick, 1 box Tampax gentle glide, smock, etc... How about the Viagra...
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    Susan, ) should you decide to CHEAT Silly Dingo!
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    Indeed. Do we need to remind you that Open Original Shared Link?
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    Open Original Shared Link! Open Original Shared Link (couple of classic threads featuring in depth discussions of hair and fashion trends) Enjoy! Are we still rooting against the Bulldogs? ( I ran across that bit of trivia in my quest for the perfect mullet) BTW, is mullet French? Mulaaaay?
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    mullet = funny...must find link from many pages ago...the veterans will remember...didn't this discussion originate on Steve's hair's thread...that was a dandy(I'm only mostly crazy)
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    No need for pomp and circumstance...I blush easily Richard= unimaginative parents (father is Richard also...but with a different middle name....curious, but true ) I must be getting old, and out of practice (not here enough) I can't keep up with all the silliness...from now on I will just parachute in, oblivious to history...and doomed...
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    Ouch! You must have me confused with Vincent. There is no photographic evidence of my former mulletdom...except maybe a yearbook photo or 2... ...more flies with honey than vinegar!
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    *snicker* you said in my drawers *snicker* it's really sad when that is your claim to fame. Need a guy with a crazy tan - call George... I know a woman (of the gold digging variety) who has her own tanning bed, and man sakes alive does she get her money's worth out of it. George might be a bit pale next to her ...even mullets...
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    WORK....HARUMPFFFFFF Good to "see" you. Any chance you'll be bringing back the "Over 40 women" thread? Those were fun times ( i still say there were never more than 6 of you there at any time)
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    Any discussion of orange skin should begin and end with this man. I think the hole in the ozone layer has been following him! (due to the propellants in his hair spray perhaps?) ain't nuthin' fake about THAT bake! I mean Open Original Shared Link look like they "hang" all the time. I'm afraid NOT, Edgar is probably getting skin cancer just from sitting...
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    I've heard of "second banana", but "second rooster"? Have I been away that long?
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    I have changed jobs, and the opportunities for daily (or all day, as the case used to be) silliness seldom presents itself. I'm also playing super-dad at home. My wife has gone back to school full-time, so Mr. Mom it is. I was having a "Shining" moment ("all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy") so I decided to parachute in. Nice to see some familiar...
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    Did somebody say "Tassels"? My ears were burning, better than the alternative as suggested by Carla Please forgive my absense...I am being very pentinent and trying to catch up and read 2 month worth of silliness From the looks of things you Silly-Yaks haven't missed a beat - NICE WORK! I do have one issue -Who let Wayne Newton in?...
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    Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan!
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